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July 5, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
"...All white-sand beaches basically consist of parrotfish poop...."
May 3, 2019 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants
Luv Doc: A Hick Barney
Is President Trump's brain the same size as that of a stegosaurus?
"...pastoral in nature. They literally had hayseeds in their poop, and you know what they say: You are what..."
March 29, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc
The Luv Doc: Party Monster
Nothing good for you can come of this
"...– Party Pic Pooper..."
Dec. 14, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc
The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide
What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night
"...As predicted, technology is outpacing our ability to live..."
Dec. 7, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc
Luv Doc: Not a Planner
The Luv Doc talks about an OG social justice warrior from back in the day
"...Here's the deal with Kung Fu though: He was..."
Nov. 9, 2018 Column
Holiday Viewing: TV Christmas Episodes
Celebrate the season in Sunnydale, the Oval Office, and more
"...character-inspired laughs, a touch of sweetness, and some A-plus poop humor. – Kimberley Jones..."
Dec. 14, 2017 Screens Post by Kimberley Jones
The Luv Doc: A Mental Health Problem
We should all be deeply ashamed that we have let things go this far
"...For the last 30 years these gutless fucks have..."
Nov. 10, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc
Austin's Four Vegan Frozen Dessert Shops
We all scream for (dairy-free) ice cream
"...also find Sweet Ritual flavors in the case ("unicorn poop," anyone?), which is entirely appropriate because it's where Sweet..."
Oct. 13, 2017 Food Feature by Alisha McDarris
Best WTFs of ACL Fest Weekend One
The good, the bad, and the myriad Tom Petty covers
"...on Saturday, heads turned heavenward to see an airplane poop out three skydivers. As they floated down, toting sparklers..."
Oct. 13, 2017 Music Column by Kevin Curtin
Wife Stories
Rhea Butcher and Cameron Esposito on life as a comedy couple
"...CE: You can’t poop on the bus!..."
Sept. 27, 2017 Arts Post by Rosalind Faires
Your Weekend in Film
What major releases and one-off screenings are worth your theatre time
"...that features an actual turd as a supporting character (Poop, voiced by – gasp, horror, dead face, skull &..."
Aug. 4, 2017 Screens Post by The Screens Staff
The Common Law
My front yard is a toilet
July 7, 2017 Column by Luke Ellis
A Guide to Vegan Austin
It’s a proverbial land of milk and honey for those who adhere to a plant-based diet
"...why stick to basics when you can have Unicorn Poop or durian? The flavors rotate, so there's always a..."
June 2, 2017 Food Feature by Alisha McDarris
Luv Doc: Vice Without the Ad
Existentially speaking, it's probably best not to go apeshit with the featherduster
"...Coprophagia gets a bad rap, but I would rather..."
Jan. 6, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc
You Don’t Miss Your Water … ’Til It Turns Green
Council hears Onion Creek wastewater future … and El Gato Negro
"...to be a chemist to know essentially it's treated poop being asked to be put in our water.” But..."
Nov. 7, 2016 News Post by Michael King
The Luv Doc: A Success Story
You can't hold her hand all the way to the altar, and it would be a terrible idea if you did
"...if she is going to ask this dude to poop on her chest while she masturbates, it's probably best..."
Sept. 30, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc
Dale Watson & His Lone Stars
"...to sell you a ticket so a yardbird might poop on your number while Watson blasts undiluted hard country,..."
Sept. 16, 2016 Music Review by Tim Stegall
The Luv Doc: Always Late
F that D
"...Since you're probably new at this, I should get..."
July 29, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc
Books on Film
Slash director loves John waters and a sci-fi classic
"...does talk, in great detail, about Divine eating dog poop (and the aftermath)...."
June 17, 2016 Screens Feature
Day Trips & Beyond: SeaWorld San Antonio
Swimming with the animals
"...care of the animals means hauling a lot of poop,” he says. “But it’s an experience of a lifetime..."
June 15, 2016 Travel Post by Gerald E. McLeod
ATX Television Fest: Pulp Page to Small Screen: A Look at Comic Adaptations
Panel offers tips on what makes a good comic book TV show
"...have missed the point. “And I don’t mean to poop on the competitor, but that’s what was wrong with..."
June 11, 2016 Screens Post by Ashley Moreno
SXSW: Lucha Underground
Wrestling star Johnny Mundo on the gamechanging promotion
"...I shot the movie, it was a dump. Rat poop, crap all over the place, stray cats. When I..."
March 14, 2016 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker
Other Worlds Austin: Night of the Living Deb
I Love Lucy meets Shaun of the Dead
"...year in which too many comedies have relied on poop gags and in-jokes (I mind neither, unless they're done..."
Dec. 13, 2015 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker
Fun Fun Fun Q&A: Babes in Toyland
“I’m so over the moon for Fun Fun Fun Fest”
"...Like hitting that 23-mile mark, when runners have probably pooped their pants. It’s a major feat! Except, we don’t..."
Nov. 6, 2015 Music Post by Neph Basedow
Turnt Up
The Weird City Hip-Hop Festival returns as a single-day rap off
"...soloist/event coordinator Protextor and spits polemically (and humorously) about poop and race...."
Oct. 23, 2015 Music Feature by Kahron Spearman
Space Camp Death Squad Reboots
ATX hip-hop trio premieres “Joe Dassin”
"...“There’s also going to be some talk about poop.”..."
June 8, 2015 Music Post by Kevin Curtin
Gay Place: Do You Feel So Used?
Well, OK, if it's aGLIFF, sure ...
"...Surrealist Ball It's the second annual pageant of the Poops, Fashion Week edition. This year, with a surreally great..."
April 17, 2015 Column by Kate X Messer
The Luv Doc: Facebook Official
A sad attempt at territorial boundary pissing
"...OK, that shit is just wrong. You don’t go..."
April 3, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc
The Good Eye: La Nausée
We had no idea Kübler-Ross wrote "The Story of Austin Style"
"...are chirping, the sky is clear, the cat didn't poop on the bathmat last night. Suddenly, the whole question..."
