The Luv Doc

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An Honest Meatspace Connection
We're just gape-jawed babes at the dawn of a brand new era

The Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 20, 2020

Valentine Deadline
It can wait until Monday

The Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 13, 2020

The Luv Doc: Cabana Boy
Cabana Boy
Concerns about becoming an “absolute bitch”

Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 6, 2020

The Luv Doc: Matrimonial Schvitz
Matrimonial Schvitz
Hopefully it's a destination wedding

The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 30, 2020

Luv Doc: Sea Monkey Foot Tattoo
Luv Doc: Sea Monkey Foot Tattoo
There is no reason to stand on principle

The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 23, 2020

The Luv Doc: Paying for It
Paying for It
Being broke in America is a cardinal sin

The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 16, 2020

The Luv Doc: Adult-Type Things
Adult-Type Things
It's fine to socialize your kids, but not at the expense of other adults who had no part in their conception

The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 9, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Bigger Check
A Bigger Check
A simple "I love you" phone call would have sufficed

The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Naming Conventions
Naming Conventions
A name with three syllables that ends with a breakup

The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 27, 2019

The Luv Doc: Top 10 Things in Austin That Will Ruin Your Relationship
Top 10 Things in Austin That Will Ruin Your Relationship
Or, how to find out if your love is double-donkey strong.

The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 19, 2019

The Luv Doc: For Good Reasons
For Good Reasons
The decision not to have children is heroic

The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 12, 2019

Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar
Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar
Wherein the Luv Doc expounds on what's hot in wedding table linens

The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 5, 2019

The Luv Doc: Sex and the White American Male
Sex and the White American Male
White guys ruin everything. Why wouldn't they ruin sex?

The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 27, 2019

The Luv Doc: Shoeless Joker
Shoeless Joker
A pair of shoes makes a decent funk fence

The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 21, 2019

The Luv Doc: Your Poop Is the Shit!
Your Poop Is the Shit!
It's not the end of the world

The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 14, 2019

The Luv Doc: Love Is Blind
Love Is Blind
When you make a presentation you should have some visual aids

The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 7, 2019

The Luv Doc: Constant Correction
Constant Correction
You can surely do better than 20/20

The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 31, 2019

The Luv Doc: Fast and Furious
Fast and Furious
Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma

The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 24, 2019

The Luv Doc: Exposed Flesh
Exposed Flesh
Please remember my disapproval

The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 17, 2019

Luv Doc: Being Circumspect
Luv Doc: Being Circumspect
A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 10, 2019

Luv Doc: Tinder Mercy
Luv Doc: Tinder Mercy
Stupidity makes its way to the surface eventually

Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 3, 2019

Luv Doc: Deal Killer
Luv Doc: Deal Killer
As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 26, 2019

Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
20-inch blades on the Impala

Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 19, 2019

The Luv Doc: Home schooling
Home schooling
As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 12, 2019

The Luv Doc: Buried Alive
Buried Alive
Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills

The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 5, 2019

The Luv Doc: He Doesn't Fish
He Doesn't Fish
There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 29, 2019

The Luv Doc: The Man of Your Dreams
The Man of Your Dreams
Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t

The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 22, 2019

Luv Doc: The Up / Down
Luv Doc: The Up / Down
A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 15, 2019

The Luv Doc: Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Certain girls are really hot

The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 8, 2019

The Luv Doc: Pineapple Pizza
Pineapple Pizza
A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap

The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 1, 2019

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