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Debbie Downers

It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar

The Luv Doc, May. 24, 2018

A Surreptitious Grope

Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs

The Luv Doc, May. 17, 2018

A Flaming Hetero

No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be

The Luv Doc, May. 10, 2018

Free Range Kids

On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"

The Luv Doc, May. 3, 2018

Standard Waiting Period

Once you’ve broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach

The Luv Doc, Apr. 26, 2018

Terrible Music

Burn it all down and start over

The Luv Doc, Apr. 19, 2018

A Black Lexus

Racing to close the gates of hell

The Luv Doc, Apr. 12, 2018

A Grossly Inaccurate Egyptology Lecture

We mere mortals are just feathers being blown about in the tempest of the gods

Apr. 5, 2018

Cat Corpses in Your Rearview

Keep your head on a swivel

The Luv Doc, Mar. 29, 2018

A Lot More Alpha

The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit

The Luv Doc, Mar. 22, 2018

Truth Tellin'

Being diplomatic isn't being deceptive; it's being thoughtful and caring

The Luv Doc, Mar. 14, 2018

Services Rendered

Idle hands are the Devil's playthings

The Luv Doc, Mar. 8, 2018

Backseat Driver

The most exquisite intellectual torture imaginable

The Luv Doc, Mar. 1, 2018

Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon

The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility

The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2018

40% of $35 Million

Consensual sodomy with an A-lister is probably the best scenario you could hope for

The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2018

Lipstick on the Mirror

Why would you want to be with someone who doesn’t care how you feel?

The Luv Doc, Feb. 8, 2018


An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness

The Luv Doc, Feb. 1, 2018

A Hard "No"

It's not uncommon to have awkward, shitty dates

The Luv Doc, Jan. 25, 2018

A Very Depressive Point of View

Contrary to our Idiot-in-Chief’s racist desires, no one in Norway wants to come to America

The Luv Doc, Jan. 18, 2018

An Embarrassment of Riches

The whole clingy aspect of physical affection

The Luv Doc, Jan. 11, 2018

The Hot Zone

If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go

The Luv Doc, Jan. 4, 2018

Top 10 Needlessly Long Sentences

The Luv Doc, Dec. 28, 2017


It's always best to seize the moral high ground

The Luv Doc, Dec. 21, 2017

The Via Dolorosa

When is it acceptable to use the L word?

The Luv Doc, Dec. 14, 2017

Emotional Meltdown

It's almost always the molehill

The Luv Doc, Dec. 7, 2017

Happy Grunting!

There are certain smells that even love can't overcome

The Luv Doc, Nov. 30, 2017

Giving Thanks

The Luv Doc is not not conned by the deluded nostalgics who claim that turkey is their favorite meat

The Luv Doc, Nov. 21, 2017

Stressing Out

How many long, luxurious bubble baths can a man take?

The Luv Doc, Nov. 16, 2017

A Mental Health Problem

We should all be deeply ashamed that we have let things go this far

The Luv Doc, Nov. 9, 2017

Buttering Your Muffin

Never discount the sexual voraciousness of a pimply-faced teenager

The Luv Doc, Nov. 2, 2017

What Happens Next Is AMAZING!

No, it probably isn't

The Luv Doc, Oct. 26, 2017

Mr. Nice Guy

Sweet T is the name of an Irish boxer with fake front teeth and sleeve tattoos

The Luv Doc, Oct. 19, 2017


Adequate is an adjective that has never inspired anyone in any way ever

The Luv Doc, Oct. 12, 2017

A Very Uninteresting Robot

What doesn't take two thumbs, both eyes, and the lives of innocents?

The Luv Doc, Oct. 5, 2017

Monogamous Leftovers

Polyamory, like communism, is much harder in practice than in theory

The Luv Doc, Sep. 28, 2017

Swinging for the Fences

There is no glory in Wichita

The Luv Doc, Sep. 21, 2017

Tell It Like It Is

Not everything you hear is true

The Luv Doc, Sep. 14, 2017

A Carp in a Sand Trap

There's nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart

The Luv Doc, Sep. 7, 2017

People in Glass Houses

A truly balls-out commitment to mental health

The Luv Doc, Aug. 31, 2017

Tell the Whole World

Rejection never feels good, even if the other guy looks exactly like you

The Luv Doc, Aug. 24, 2017

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