The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: Secret Traditional Family Birthday
Secret Traditional Family Birthday
The Luv Doc’s family is already blessed – with a history of heart disease

The Luv Doc, Sept. 28, 2023

The Luv Doc: A Sick Person
A Sick Person
One of our freedoms is the freedom to be obstinately modest

The Luv Doc, Sept. 21, 2023

The Luv Doc: His Allowance
His Allowance
Petulance is a choice, it’s not a natural state of being

The Luv Doc, Sept. 14, 2023

The Luv Doc: An Excellent Wingman
An Excellent Wingman
An anachronistic ornithological metaphor about gender equality

The Luv Doc, Sept. 7, 2023

The Luv Doc: Paris in the Fall
Paris in the Fall
We’re pretty much all getting tooled by some algorithm or another

The Luv Doc, Aug. 31, 2023

The Luv Doc: A Five-Second Tree of Life Latte
A Five-Second Tree of Life Latte
Not today, Jesus. Not today.

The Luv Doc, Aug. 24, 2023

The Luv Doc: An Imbecilic Piece of Legislation
An Imbecilic Piece of Legislation
The “good-Barney-Fife-with-a-gun” theory of school safety

The Luv Doc, Aug. 17, 2023

The Luv Doc: Hard No
Hard No
It’s OK that you’re not into Barbies

The Luv Doc, Aug. 10, 2023

The Luv Doc: Jesus Is Watching
Jesus Is Watching
West Lake left the Luv Doc off the pool party list

The Luv Doc, Aug. 3, 2023

The Luv Doc: America’s 40th-Best City
America’s 40th-Best City
Because Ted Cruz is the Rat King

The Luv Doc, July 27, 2023

The Luv Doc: A Personal Problem
A Personal Problem
The Luv Doc is no Emily Post

The Luv Doc, July 20, 2023

The Luv Doc: Stand by Your Man
Stand by Your Man
Is it proper for a man to demand that a woman fake an orgasm?

The Luv Doc, July 13, 2023

The Luv Doc: Oral
He’s not that into it

The Luv Doc, July 6, 2023

The Luv Doc: Beige Carpet Cat Castle
Beige Carpet Cat Castle
Abandon hope all ye who enter here

The Luv Doc, June 29, 2023

The Luv Doc: A Better Passenger
A Better Passenger
Trusting someone with your life can be really scary

The Luv Doc, June 22, 2023

The Luv Doc: F*ck, Marry, Kill
F*ck, Marry, Kill
What about the children?

The Luv Doc, June 15, 2023

The Luv Doc: Fake Dude
Fake Dude
A cowboy hat is always appropriate attire

The Luv Doc, June 8, 2023

The Luv Doc: Donuts
A blessing and a curse

The Luv Doc, June 1, 2023

The Luv Doc: A Vacation
A Vacation
The classic definition of a win-win

The Luv Doc, May 25, 2023

The Luv Doc: Doesn’t Love Dogs
Doesn’t Love Dogs
Like people don’t already know you’re a monster

The Luv Doc, May 18, 2023

The Luv Doc: Go to Lockhart
Go to Lockhart
Because silverware is for whiny vegan beta cucks

The Luv Doc, May 11, 2023

The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry
Deadeye Dick and Harry
The Luv Doc’s hot and sweaty take on team rec sports

The Luv Doc, May 4, 2023

The Luv Doc: Elon’s Boring Phallus
Elon’s Boring Phallus
When people say the word “subway” in Texas, they’re usually not talking about underground mass transportation

The Luv Doc, April 27, 2023

The Luv Doc: Pedal to the Metal
Pedal to the Metal
The Luv Doc loves a good humblebrag

The Luv Doc, April 20, 2023

The Luv Doc: Grabbers
Men are not at all civil

The Luv Doc, April 13, 2023

The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits
Bullies With Benefits
Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig

The Luv Doc, April 6, 2023

The Luv Doc: Just Exhausted
Just Exhausted
You might be the gardener

The Luv Doc, March 30, 2023

The Luv Doc: Big Jars of Dollar Bills
Big Jars of Dollar Bills
... that they’re not even using

The Luv Doc, March 23, 2023

The Luv Doc: Yukking It Up
Yukking It Up
Australians are hilarious even when they’re not trying to be. That’s just facts.

The Luv Doc, March 16, 2023

The Luv Doc: Spending Time With a Model
Spending Time With a Model
It’s not uncommon for people to develop relationships with chatbots or other AI

The Luv Doc, March 9, 2023

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