The Luv Doc

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"Travelin' Ted"
Was it hatred that melted several million cubic feet of snow?

The Luv Doc, Feb. 25, 2021

Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Dream-chasing is a baller move

The Luv Doc, Feb. 18, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
A Disgusting Pig
Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

The Luv Doc, Feb. 11, 2021

The Luv Doc: Boob Size
Boob Size
Either you're delighted by fart bubbles or you're not.

The Luv Doc, Feb. 4, 2021

The Luv Doc: Pandemic Blues
Pandemic Blues
Being broken up with is hard.

The Luv Doc, Jan. 28, 2021

The Luv Doc: Poo
Is not a rose nor does it smell like one

Jan. 21, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.

The Luv Doc, Jan. 14, 2021

The Luv Doc: Low Libido
Low Libido
When the oxygen mask drops, you use it on yourself first

The Luv Doc, Jan. 7, 2021

The Luv Doc: That’s What We Do
That’s What We Do
Earth has pretty much always been a shitshow

The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2020

The Luv Doc: An Established Tradition
An Established Tradition
It's really hard to stab someone to death with an icicle

Dec. 23, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Formal Issue
A Formal Issue
The premise of average sexual frequency is somewhat ridiculous

The Luv Doc, Dec. 17, 2020

The Luv Doc: The Wrong Message
The Wrong Message
Why your conscience is nagging you

The Luv Doc, Dec. 10, 2020

The Luv Doc: Doesn't Believe in Therapy
Doesn't Believe in Therapy
The Luv Doc has some great news for those of modest mental acuity

The Luv Doc, Dec. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Fortunately Pets Can’t Read
Fortunately Pets Can’t Read
A little wallow in the unpleasantries of modern politics with the greatest patriotic advice columnist in modern history

The Luv Doc, Nov. 25, 2020

The Luv Doc: Slower and Stupider
Slower and Stupider
Literally no one would live in Russia without vodka

The Luv Doc, Nov. 19, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Lot of Work to Do
A Lot of Work to Do
The Luv Doc still has some kinks to iron out with the whole time travel deal

The Luv Doc, Nov. 12, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Motivated Electorate
A Motivated Electorate
The last vicious lunge of the cornered rat of white American hegemony

The Luv Doc, Nov. 5, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Real A-Hole
A Real A-Hole
Nobody likes getting walked on – unless maybe it's a middle aged man with back problems

The Luv Doc, Oct. 29, 2020

The Luv Doc: Frozen
Plenty of people love a good schvitz!

The Luv Doc, Oct. 22, 2020

The Luv Doc: High Anxiety
High Anxiety
Minds seem to be happiest when they’re not doing a lot of thinking

The Luv Doc, Oct. 15, 2020

The Luv Doc: He Says He Likes Music
He Says He Likes Music
It's OK to not like music

Oct. 8, 2020

The Luv Doc: A White Suit
A White Suit
You can never be underdressed.

Oct. 1, 2020

The Luv Doc: The Devil’s Playthings
The Devil’s Playthings
Your nation is counting on you!

The Luv Doc, Sept. 24, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Good Deadbolt
A Good Deadbolt
Parent sex is kind of like death

The Luv Doc, Sept. 17, 2020

The Luv Doc: Fear
The defining characteristic of all right wing nut jobs

The Luv Doc, Sept. 10, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Potentially Awkward Conversation
A Potentially Awkward Conversation
Vanilla is America’s favorite ice cream flavor!

The Luv Doc, Sept. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Outside of Austin
Outside of Austin
The Luv Doc is not going to throw Lampasas under the bus

The Luv Doc, Aug. 27, 2020

The Luv Doc: Bickering
Video can be a really effective learning device

The Luv Doc, Aug. 20, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Cult of Ignorance
A Cult of Ignorance
Belligerent idiocy has been trending in America since we started tossing tea in Boston Harbor

The Luv Doc, Aug. 13, 2020

The Luv Doc: Demon Sperm
Demon Sperm
Or the danger of a couple of bucketfuls of errant, herpetic, demon ejaculate

The Luv Doc, Aug. 6, 2020

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