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Square Pegs
You have to allow people the space to build the walls that make them feel safe
The Luv Doc, Jan. 17, 2019
Embarrassing Stupidity
Yes, there have been some mulligans
The Luv Doc, Jan. 10, 2019
Small Tweaks
The devil is in the details
Jan. 3, 2019
Top 10 Disturbing Luv Doc Online Illustrations for 2018
The Luv Doc, Dec. 27, 2018
Dog-Sitting
This gig could go south in a really ugly way
The Luv Doc, Dec. 20, 2018
Party Monster
Nothing good for you can come of this
The Luv Doc, Dec. 13, 2018
The Luv Doc's Holiday Gift Guide
What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night
The Luv Doc, Dec. 6, 2018
Not Metaphorically Speaking
You can say “Cleveland Steamer” and not be accused of profanity
The Luv Doc, Nov. 29, 2018
A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity
You will become an even better version of the person you believe yourself to be
The Luv Doc, Nov. 21, 2018
More Than Just Friends
Life is not a Merchant Ivory Production
The Luv Doc, Nov. 15, 2018
Not a Planner
The Luv Doc talks about an OG social justice warrior from back in the day
Nov. 8, 2018
Get in the Shower
If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint
The Luv Doc, Nov. 1, 2018
Exposed Nipples
Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about
The Luv Doc, Oct. 25, 2018
A Very Passionate Boyfriend
Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you
The Luv Doc, Oct. 18, 2018
Hot Mom
Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco
The Luv Doc, Oct. 11, 2018
The Depravity of a Gruntle
Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy
The Luv Doc, Oct. 4, 2018
The Morning Grump
Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster
The Luv Doc, Sep. 27, 2018
A Graceful Exit
Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do
The Luv Doc, Sep. 20, 2018
The Real Yoko
Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement
The Luv Doc, Sep. 13, 2018
Deranged Incredulity
Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC
The Luv Doc, Sep. 6, 2018
A Hungry Cat
The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator
The Luv Doc, Aug. 30, 2018
Luv Doc: Freedom
A Tinder date that went really well
The Luv Doc, Aug. 23, 2018
Bro Nights
An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence
The Luv Doc, Aug. 16, 2018
More Advice to Be Ignored
An affirmation of already existing opinions
The Luv Doc, Aug. 9, 2018
The Judgment of Solomon
Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us
The Luv Doc, Aug. 2, 2018
A Barney Fife God's Universe
People are just no damn good
The Luv Doc, Jul. 26, 2018
A Real Rasputin
There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating
The Luv Doc, Jul. 19, 2018
Breadwinning
There’s a pretty good chance that the robot uprising is probably just around the corner
The Luv Doc, Jul. 12, 2018
Faking It
Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike
The Luv Doc, Jul. 5, 2018
An Octogenarian Don Draper
Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?
The Luv Doc, Jun. 28, 2018
Mostly Happy
Not only is the glass half empty, it's got a hole in the bottom and it's leaking poison
The Luv Doc, Jun. 21, 2018
The Marrying Kind
What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture
The Luv Doc, Jun. 14, 2018
Coming Correct
It's a wonder Jesus didn't crucify himself
The Luv Doc, Jun. 7, 2018
Toning It Down
This isn't about fashion
The Luv Doc, May. 31, 2018
Debbie Downers
It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar
The Luv Doc, May. 24, 2018
A Surreptitious Grope
Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs
The Luv Doc, May. 17, 2018
A Flaming Hetero
No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be
The Luv Doc, May. 10, 2018
Free Range Kids
On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"
The Luv Doc, May. 3, 2018
Standard Waiting Period
Once you’ve broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach
The Luv Doc, Apr. 26, 2018
Terrible Music
Burn it all down and start over
