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The Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 20, 2020
Valentine Deadline
It can wait until Monday
The Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 13, 2020
Cabana Boy
Concerns about becoming an “absolute bitch”
Luv Doc, Columns, Feb. 6, 2020
Matrimonial Schvitz
Hopefully it's a destination wedding
The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 30, 2020
Luv Doc: Sea Monkey Foot Tattoo
There is no reason to stand on principle
The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 23, 2020
Paying for It
Being broke in America is a cardinal sin
The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 16, 2020
Adult-Type Things
It's fine to socialize your kids, but not at the expense of other adults who had no part in their conception
The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 9, 2020
A Bigger Check
A simple "I love you" phone call would have sufficed
The Luv Doc, Columns, Jan. 3, 2020
Naming Conventions
A name with three syllables that ends with a breakup
The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 27, 2019
Top 10 Things in Austin That Will Ruin Your Relationship
Or, how to find out if your love is double-donkey strong.
The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 19, 2019
For Good Reasons
The decision not to have children is heroic
The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 12, 2019
Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar
Wherein the Luv Doc expounds on what's hot in wedding table linens
The Luv Doc, Columns, Dec. 5, 2019
Sex and the White American Male
White guys ruin everything. Why wouldn't they ruin sex?
The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 27, 2019
Shoeless Joker
A pair of shoes makes a decent funk fence
The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 21, 2019
Your Poop Is the Shit!
It's not the end of the world
The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 14, 2019
Love Is Blind
When you make a presentation you should have some visual aids
The Luv Doc, Columns, Nov. 7, 2019
Constant Correction
You can surely do better than 20/20
The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 31, 2019
Fast and Furious
Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma
The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 24, 2019
Exposed Flesh
Please remember my disapproval
The Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 17, 2019
Luv Doc: Being Circumspect
A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person
Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 10, 2019
Luv Doc: Tinder Mercy
Stupidity makes its way to the surface eventually
Luv Doc, Columns, Oct. 3, 2019
Luv Doc: Deal Killer
As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”
The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 26, 2019
Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
20-inch blades on the Impala
Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 19, 2019
Home schooling
As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”
The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 12, 2019
Buried Alive
Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills
The Luv Doc, Columns, Sept. 5, 2019
He Doesn't Fish
There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president
The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 29, 2019
The Man of Your Dreams
Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t
The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 22, 2019
Luv Doc: The Up / Down
A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit
The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 15, 2019
Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Certain girls are really hot
The Luv Doc, Columns, Aug. 8, 2019
Pineapple Pizza
A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap
