The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
Why does Donald Trump never spray-tan his eye sockets?

The Luv Doc, June 30, 2022

The Luv Doc: Bad Haircut
Bad Haircut
Men are really sensitive about women’s hair

The Luv Doc, June 23, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
A Disgusting Pig
Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?

The Luv Doc, June 16, 2022

The Luv Doc: Cat Sitter
Cat Sitter
Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins

The Luv Doc, June 9, 2022

The Luv Doc: Late-Night Texts
Late-Night Texts
NORMAL PEOPLE TURN OFF THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP

The Luv Doc, June 2, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Situationship
A Situationship
Love should be an affirmation not a concession.

The Luv Doc, May 26, 2022

The Luv Doc: Three Yards
Three Yards
… is a shit ton

The Luv Doc, May 19, 2022

The Luv Doc: Not Your Gig
Not Your Gig
Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.

The Luv Doc, May 12, 2022

The Luv Doc: Personal Trainer
Personal Trainer
No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge

The Luv Doc, May 5, 2022

The Luv Doc: Stoned Alone
Stoned Alone
On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers

The Luv Doc, April 28, 2022

The Luv Doc: Trojan Rain
Trojan Rain
The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual

The Luv Doc, April 21, 2022

The Luv Doc: Privacy Fence
Privacy Fence
A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too

The Luv Doc, April 14, 2022

The Luv Doc: No Thanks
No Thanks
The fundamental nature of entitled people

The Luv Doc, April 7, 2022

The Luv Doc: Probably a Rat
Probably a Rat
Can cats see ghosts?

The Luv Doc, March 31, 2022

The Luv Doc: 10 to 12 Beers
10 to 12 Beers
We’re smarter these days - even with that 20% covid brain loss

The Luv Doc, March 24, 2022

The Luv Doc: Bonne Chance
Bonne Chance
The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0

The Luv Doc, March 17, 2022

The Luv Doc: In Memoriam
In Memoriam
Sweet Neil is gone but not forgotten

The Luv Doc, March 10, 2022

The Luv Doc: Busting Chops
Busting Chops
An unforgivable sign of weakness

The Luv Doc, March 3, 2022

The Luv Doc: Boring People
Boring People
Ask not from whom the dull tolls. It tolls from thee.

The Luv Doc, Feb. 24, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Drunken Sailor
A Drunken Sailor
If you’re looking to avoid a shark attack or a tsunami, Kansas is the place to be

The Luv Doc, Feb. 17, 2022

The Luv Doc: Giving Permission
Giving Permission
Not everyone is a pro-level emotional manipulator

The Luv Doc, Feb. 10, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Break Is a Break
A Break Is a Break
Regardless of what the book burners will tell you, more science is always better than less science.

The Luv Doc, Feb. 3, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
Further proof that Latin is a trash language

The Luv Doc, Jan. 27, 2022

The Luv Doc: Strong off the Bench
Strong off the Bench
An exciting opportunity to trot out a bunch of tired sports metaphors

The Luv Doc, Jan. 20, 2022

The Luv Doc: Little Agents of Satan
Little Agents of Satan
Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line

The Luv Doc, Jan. 13, 2022

The Luv Doc: An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble

The Luv Doc, Jan. 6, 2022

The Luv Doc: Don't Bother Knockin'
Don't Bother Knockin'
OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers

The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2021

The Luv Doc: Thy Neighbor’s Landscaper
Thy Neighbor’s Landscaper
Capitalism has its shortfalls

Dec. 22, 2021

The Luv Doc: Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
The real lede, of course, is ... celebrities!

The Luv Doc, Dec. 16, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Bit Desperate
A Bit Desperate
A gateway to a very dark shame spiral

The Luv Doc, Dec. 9, 2021

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