The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: Freedom Fry Day
Freedom Fry Day
Advice for the Fourth of July 2025

The Luv Doc, July 11, 2024

The Luv Doc: Apples to Oranges
Apples to Oranges
Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.

The Luv Doc, July 3, 2024

The Luv Doc: STFU
STFU
An exceptionally hard message to convey

The Luv Doc, June 27, 2024

The Luv Doc: Mutually Assured Destruction
Mutually Assured Destruction
A pretty bum deal if you ask me

The Luv Doc, June 20, 2024

The Luv Doc: Money ... It’s a Crime
Money ... It’s a Crime
Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie

The Luv Doc, June 13, 2024

The Luv Doc: Cowardice
Cowardice
The yellow flag goes to the Lone Star State’s largest Roomba

The Luv Doc, June 6, 2024

The Luv Doc: Trending Lately
Trending Lately
Two-hour workweeks and super-slutty robot sex slaves

The Luv Doc, May 30, 2024

The Luv Doc: Absolutely Mental
Absolutely Mental
Parents are crazy in a way that non-parents can’t even begin to imagine

The Luv Doc, May 23, 2024

The Luv Doc: Moby Dick McConaughey
Moby Dick McConaughey
People have been spinning tall tales about celebrities in Austin for years

The Luv Doc, May 16, 2024

The Luv Doc: Ask the Muleskinner
Ask the Muleskinner
You go down there

The Luv Doc, May 9, 2024

The Luv Doc: Dirty Piggies Everywhere
Dirty Piggies Everywhere
Eeyore’s is pretty much a foot fetishist’s dream come true, as long as hygiene isn’t an issue

The Luv Doc, May 2, 2024

The Luv Doc: Something Relatable
Something Relatable
When you need a wet vac, you usually need one lickety-split

The Luv Doc, April 25, 2024

The Luv Doc: An Orgasm Party
An Orgasm Party
Like bringing egg salad to a family reunion at the lake in August

The Luv Doc, April 18, 2024

The Luv Doc: Settling
Settling
Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?

The Luv Doc, April 11, 2024

The Luv Doc: Be Patient
Be Patient
What next? People with “Baby on Board” stickers?

The Luv Doc, April 4, 2024

The Luv Doc: What Grindr Is Not
What Grindr Is Not
It’s the singular artistic achievement of the Eighties band Escape

The Luv Doc, March 28, 2024

The Luv Doc: AI Casanova
AI Casanova
Maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that reeled them in

The Luv Doc, March 21, 2024

The Luv Doc: Single Women With Grocery Dogs
Single Women With Grocery Dogs
Flying a nondescript gray flag and trolling through shallow waters

The Luv Doc, March 13, 2024

The Luv Doc: Smells Like Gold Bond
Smells Like Gold Bond
Wear something extra sexy ... with a plunging neckline

The Luv Doc, March 7, 2024

The Luv Doc: Office Cuck
Office Cuck
Maybe “Remember Fellatio!” will become the new Texas battle cry

The Luv Doc, Feb. 29, 2024

The Luv Doc: Middle-Aged, Caucasian, and Cranky
Middle-Aged, Caucasian, and Cranky
Middle-aged white guys have it tough all over, not just in Texas

The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2024

The Luv Doc: She’s Not My Friend
She’s Not My Friend
Never be the designated driver

The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2024

The Luv Doc: Purebred
Purebred
His heart was the size of a peppercorn

The Luv Doc, Feb. 8, 2024

The Luv Doc: Maiden Name
Maiden Name
Unlike real kids, Sour Patch Kids don’t disappoint.

The Luv Doc, Feb. 1, 2024

The Luv Doc: Thermostat Settings
Thermostat Settings
Wherein the Luv Doc offers up a piping hot soup bowl of solutions

The Luv Doc, Jan. 25, 2024

The Luv Doc: The Price of Admission
The Price of Admission
Emotionally unstable, overly dramatic people have a real flair for creating stark memories

The Luv Doc, Jan. 18, 2024

The Luv Doc: Sketchy PPE
Sketchy PPE
A real godsend for all the beefeaters with dodgy gnashers

The Luv Doc, Jan. 11, 2024

The Luv Doc: Resolve
Resolve
No one is satisfied with just being better

The Luv Doc, Jan. 4, 2024

The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void
Your Gaping Existential Void
Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.

The Luv Doc, Dec. 28, 2023

The Luv Doc: Belief Is Magic
Belief Is Magic
Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion

The Luv Doc, Dec. 21, 2023

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