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A Graceful Exit
Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do
The Luv Doc, Sep. 20, 2018
The Real Yoko
Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement
The Luv Doc, Sep. 13, 2018
Deranged Incredulity
Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC
The Luv Doc, Sep. 6, 2018
A Hungry Cat
The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator
The Luv Doc, Aug. 30, 2018
Luv Doc: Freedom
A Tinder date that went really well
The Luv Doc, Aug. 23, 2018
Bro Nights
An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence
The Luv Doc, Aug. 16, 2018
More Advice to Be Ignored
An affirmation of already existing opinions
The Luv Doc, Aug. 9, 2018
The Judgment of Solomon
Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us
The Luv Doc, Aug. 2, 2018
A Barney Fife God's Universe
People are just no damn good
The Luv Doc, Jul. 26, 2018
A Real Rasputin
There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating
The Luv Doc, Jul. 19, 2018
Breadwinning
There’s a pretty good chance that the robot uprising is probably just around the corner
The Luv Doc, Jul. 12, 2018
Faking It
Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike
The Luv Doc, Jul. 5, 2018
An Octogenarian Don Draper
Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?
The Luv Doc, Jun. 28, 2018
Mostly Happy
Not only is the glass half empty, it's got a hole in the bottom and it's leaking poison
The Luv Doc, Jun. 21, 2018
The Marrying Kind
What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture
The Luv Doc, Jun. 14, 2018
Coming Correct
It's a wonder Jesus didn't crucify himself
The Luv Doc, Jun. 7, 2018
Toning It Down
This isn't about fashion
The Luv Doc, May. 31, 2018
Debbie Downers
It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar
The Luv Doc, May. 24, 2018
A Surreptitious Grope
Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs
The Luv Doc, May. 17, 2018
A Flaming Hetero
No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be
The Luv Doc, May. 10, 2018
Free Range Kids
On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"
The Luv Doc, May. 3, 2018
Standard Waiting Period
Once you’ve broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach
The Luv Doc, Apr. 26, 2018
Terrible Music
Burn it all down and start over
The Luv Doc, Apr. 19, 2018
A Black Lexus
Racing to close the gates of hell
The Luv Doc, Apr. 12, 2018
A Grossly Inaccurate Egyptology Lecture
We mere mortals are just feathers being blown about in the tempest of the gods
Apr. 5, 2018
Cat Corpses in Your Rearview
Keep your head on a swivel
The Luv Doc, Mar. 29, 2018
A Lot More Alpha
The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit
The Luv Doc, Mar. 22, 2018
Truth Tellin'
Being diplomatic isn't being deceptive; it's being thoughtful and caring
The Luv Doc, Mar. 14, 2018
Services Rendered
Idle hands are the Devil's playthings
The Luv Doc, Mar. 8, 2018
Backseat Driver
The most exquisite intellectual torture imaginable
The Luv Doc, Mar. 1, 2018
Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon
The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility
The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2018
40% of $35 Million
Consensual sodomy with an A-lister is probably the best scenario you could hope for
The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2018
Lipstick on the Mirror
Why would you want to be with someone who doesn’t care how you feel?
The Luv Doc, Feb. 8, 2018
Rejection
An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness
The Luv Doc, Feb. 1, 2018
A Hard "No"
It's not uncommon to have awkward, shitty dates
The Luv Doc, Jan. 25, 2018
A Very Depressive Point of View
Contrary to our Idiot-in-Chief’s racist desires, no one in Norway wants to come to America
The Luv Doc, Jan. 18, 2018
An Embarrassment of Riches
The whole clingy aspect of physical affection
The Luv Doc, Jan. 11, 2018
The Hot Zone
If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go
The Luv Doc, Jan. 4, 2018
Top 10 Needlessly Long Sentences
The Luv Doc, Dec. 28, 2017
Sacrifice
It's always best to seize the moral high ground
