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Adequate is an adjective that has never inspired anyone in any way ever

The Luv Doc, Oct. 12, 2017

A Very Uninteresting Robot

What doesn't take two thumbs, both eyes, and the lives of innocents?

The Luv Doc, Oct. 5, 2017

Monogamous Leftovers

Polyamory, like communism, is much harder in practice than in theory

The Luv Doc, Sep. 28, 2017

Swinging for the Fences

There is no glory in Wichita

The Luv Doc, Sep. 21, 2017

Tell It Like It Is

Not everything you hear is true

The Luv Doc, Sep. 14, 2017

A Carp in a Sand Trap

There's nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart

The Luv Doc, Sep. 7, 2017

People in Glass Houses

A truly balls-out commitment to mental health

The Luv Doc, Aug. 31, 2017

Tell the Whole World

Rejection never feels good, even if the other guy looks exactly like you

The Luv Doc, Aug. 24, 2017

Break It Off Easy

Who gets the cat and the flat-screen?

The Luv Doc, Aug. 17, 2017

A Nicely Dressed Window

True friends will hound you mercilessly until you get your act together

The Luv Doc, Aug. 10, 2017

Marriage Material

A guy who has never witnessed the "miracle of birth"

The Luv Doc, Aug. 3, 2017

Your Psychopathic Buddy

Put the HR department on your speed dial

The Luv Doc, Jul. 27, 2017

The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc, Jul. 20, 2017

Dogs Can't Talk

The Luv Doc has serious reservations about dogs' ability to judge character

The Luv Doc, Jul. 13, 2017

Buy a Taco

Leave the milk in the refrigerator

The Luv Doc, Jul. 6, 2017

Pledge of Support

An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking

The Luv Doc, Jun. 29, 2017

A Long, Painful Russian Belt Tattoo

Love is the wild card of human existence

The Luv Doc, Jun. 22, 2017

The Trouble With Trouble

Never let insurmountable facts get in the way of your deeply entrenched belief system

The Luv Doc, Jun. 15, 2017

A Long F%#king Way From Smith

The Luv Doc has a confession to make

The Luv Doc, Jun. 8, 2017

Gracious Acceptance

The Luv Doc postulates on why 69 was invented

The Luv Doc, Jun. 1, 2017

Dog Luv

The corporate culture here at the brick bunker is that there are no bad ideas

The Luv Doc, May. 25, 2017

Extreme Douchebaggery

Stealthing is sexual assault, and sexual assault is considered a second degree felony in the state of Texas

The Luv Doc, May. 18, 2017

The Hot, Fiery Furnace of American Stupidity

You should never trust the kind of woman who would go on a date with you

The Luv Doc, May. 11, 2017

Churchy Parents

People who give a lot of thought to having a baby are both adorable and hopelessly optimistic

The Luv Doc, May. 4, 2017

Too F%#ing Flirty

People are born grifters, swindlers, and loafers and are therefore deserving of our contempt

The Luv Doc, Apr. 27, 2017

Soberingly Preggo

Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally

The Luv Doc, Apr. 20, 2017

Buy the Snake

They say it's a sin to kill a mockingbird

The Luv Doc, Apr. 13, 2017

A Li'l Spendy

The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in '07

The Luv Doc, Apr. 6, 2017

Salad Fork

The salad fork is only the sixth longest fork

The Luv Doc, Mar. 30, 2017

The Next Eva Braun

It’s probably not smart to tie the knot with someone who regularly bends your moral compass

The Luv Doc, Mar. 23, 2017

Barebacking SXSW

PEWOL (pronounced "pee wall"), which stands for "people without lanyards"

The Luv Doc, Mar. 15, 2017

Done With Doing

It's OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong

The Luv Doc, Mar. 9, 2017

Definitely Not Pee

Looking a gift horse in the mouth

The Luv Doc, Mar. 2, 2017

Bad Ideas

Wallowing in a huge pig trough of hubris and mendacity

The Luv Doc, Feb. 23, 2017


Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven’t been very enthusiastic bathers

The Luv Doc, Feb. 16, 2017

Equal Time

Good friends are going to cost you

The Luv Doc, Feb. 9, 2017

Hot for Teacher

It's not easy to steal your daughter's boyfriend

The Luv Doc, Feb. 2, 2017


Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora

The Luv Doc, Jan. 26, 2017

Hold it

Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it

The Luv Doc, Jan. 19, 2017


Everyone is a snowflake and we all have something unique and special to contribute

The Luv Doc, Jan. 12, 2017

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