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More Than Just Friends

Life is not a Merchant Ivory Production

The Luv Doc, Nov. 15, 2018

Not a Planner

The Luv Doc talks about an OG social justice warrior from back in the day

Nov. 8, 2018

Get in the Shower

If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint

The Luv Doc, Nov. 1, 2018

Exposed Nipples

Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about

The Luv Doc, Oct. 25, 2018

A Very Passionate Boyfriend

Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you

The Luv Doc, Oct. 18, 2018

Hot Mom

Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco

The Luv Doc, Oct. 11, 2018

The Depravity of a Gruntle

Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy

The Luv Doc, Oct. 4, 2018

The Morning Grump

Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

The Luv Doc, Sep. 27, 2018

A Graceful Exit

Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do

The Luv Doc, Sep. 20, 2018

The Real Yoko

Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement

The Luv Doc, Sep. 13, 2018

Deranged Incredulity

Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC

The Luv Doc, Sep. 6, 2018

A Hungry Cat

The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator

The Luv Doc, Aug. 30, 2018

Luv Doc: Freedom

A Tinder date that went really well

The Luv Doc, Aug. 23, 2018

Bro Nights

An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence

The Luv Doc, Aug. 16, 2018

More Advice to Be Ignored

An affirmation of already existing opinions

The Luv Doc, Aug. 9, 2018

The Judgment of Solomon

Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us

The Luv Doc, Aug. 2, 2018

A Barney Fife God's Universe

People are just no damn good

The Luv Doc, Jul. 26, 2018

A Real Rasputin

There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating

The Luv Doc, Jul. 19, 2018

Breadwinning

There’s a pretty good chance that the robot uprising is probably just around the corner

The Luv Doc, Jul. 12, 2018

Faking It

Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike

The Luv Doc, Jul. 5, 2018

An Octogenarian Don Draper

Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?

The Luv Doc, Jun. 28, 2018

Mostly Happy

Not only is the glass half empty, it's got a hole in the bottom and it's leaking poison

The Luv Doc, Jun. 21, 2018

The Marrying Kind

What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture

The Luv Doc, Jun. 14, 2018

Coming Correct

It's a wonder Jesus didn't crucify himself

The Luv Doc, Jun. 7, 2018

Toning It Down

This isn't about fashion

The Luv Doc, May. 31, 2018

Debbie Downers

It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar

The Luv Doc, May. 24, 2018

A Surreptitious Grope

Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs

The Luv Doc, May. 17, 2018

A Flaming Hetero

No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be

The Luv Doc, May. 10, 2018

Free Range Kids

On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"

The Luv Doc, May. 3, 2018

Standard Waiting Period

Once you’ve broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach

The Luv Doc, Apr. 26, 2018

Terrible Music

Burn it all down and start over

The Luv Doc, Apr. 19, 2018

A Black Lexus

Racing to close the gates of hell

The Luv Doc, Apr. 12, 2018

A Grossly Inaccurate Egyptology Lecture

We mere mortals are just feathers being blown about in the tempest of the gods

Apr. 5, 2018

Cat Corpses in Your Rearview

Keep your head on a swivel

The Luv Doc, Mar. 29, 2018

A Lot More Alpha

The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit

The Luv Doc, Mar. 22, 2018

Truth Tellin'

Being diplomatic isn't being deceptive; it's being thoughtful and caring

The Luv Doc, Mar. 14, 2018

Services Rendered

Idle hands are the Devil's playthings

The Luv Doc, Mar. 8, 2018

Backseat Driver

The most exquisite intellectual torture imaginable

The Luv Doc, Mar. 1, 2018

Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon

The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility

The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2018

40% of $35 Million

Consensual sodomy with an A-lister is probably the best scenario you could hope for

The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2018

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