A Nonconsensual Polyamorous Relationship
Why does Donald Trump never spray-tan his eye sockets?
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The Luv Doc, June 30, 2022
Bad Haircut
Men are really sensitive about women’s hair
The Luv Doc, June 23, 2022
A Disgusting Pig
Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?
The Luv Doc, June 16, 2022
Cat Sitter
Sometimes it’s hard to know where familial obligation ends and parasite-induced mental psychosis begins
The Luv Doc, June 9, 2022
Late-Night Texts
NORMAL PEOPLE TURN OFF THEIR PHONES WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP
The Luv Doc, June 2, 2022
A Situationship
Love should be an affirmation not a concession.
The Luv Doc, May 26, 2022
Three Yards
… is a shit ton
The Luv Doc, May 19, 2022
Not Your Gig
Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.
The Luv Doc, May 12, 2022
Personal Trainer
No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge
The Luv Doc, May 5, 2022
Stoned Alone
On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers
The Luv Doc, April 28, 2022
Trojan Rain
The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual
The Luv Doc, April 21, 2022
Privacy Fence
A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too
The Luv Doc, April 14, 2022
No Thanks
The fundamental nature of entitled people
The Luv Doc, April 7, 2022
Probably a Rat
Can cats see ghosts?
The Luv Doc, March 31, 2022
10 to 12 Beers
We’re smarter these days - even with that 20% covid brain loss
The Luv Doc, March 24, 2022
Bonne Chance
The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0
The Luv Doc, March 17, 2022
In Memoriam
Sweet Neil is gone but not forgotten
The Luv Doc, March 10, 2022
Busting Chops
An unforgivable sign of weakness
The Luv Doc, March 3, 2022
Boring People
Ask not from whom the dull tolls. It tolls from thee.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 24, 2022
A Drunken Sailor
If you’re looking to avoid a shark attack or a tsunami, Kansas is the place to be
The Luv Doc, Feb. 17, 2022
Giving Permission
Not everyone is a pro-level emotional manipulator
The Luv Doc, Feb. 10, 2022
A Break Is a Break
Regardless of what the book burners will tell you, more science is always better than less science.
The Luv Doc, Feb. 3, 2022
A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
Further proof that Latin is a trash language
The Luv Doc, Jan. 27, 2022
Strong off the Bench
An exciting opportunity to trot out a bunch of tired sports metaphors
The Luv Doc, Jan. 20, 2022
Little Agents of Satan
Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line
The Luv Doc, Jan. 13, 2022
An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble
The Luv Doc, Jan. 6, 2022
Don't Bother Knockin'
OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers
The Luv Doc, Dec. 30, 2021
Thy Neighbor’s Landscaper
Capitalism has its shortfalls
Dec. 22, 2021
Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
The real lede, of course, is ... celebrities!
The Luv Doc, Dec. 16, 2021
A Bit Desperate
A gateway to a very dark shame spiral
