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Swinging for the Fences
There is no glory in Wichita
The Luv Doc, Sep. 21, 2017
Tell It Like It Is
Not everything you hear is true
The Luv Doc, Sep. 14, 2017
A Carp in a Sand Trap
There's nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart
The Luv Doc, Sep. 7, 2017
People in Glass Houses
A truly balls-out commitment to mental health
The Luv Doc, Aug. 31, 2017
Tell the Whole World
Rejection never feels good, even if the other guy looks exactly like you
The Luv Doc, Aug. 24, 2017
Break It Off Easy
Who gets the cat and the flat-screen?
The Luv Doc, Aug. 17, 2017
A Nicely Dressed Window
True friends will hound you mercilessly until you get your act together
The Luv Doc, Aug. 10, 2017
Marriage Material
A guy who has never witnessed the "miracle of birth"
The Luv Doc, Aug. 3, 2017
Your Psychopathic Buddy
Put the HR department on your speed dial
The Luv Doc, Jul. 27, 2017
The Luv Doc
The Luv Doc, Jul. 20, 2017
Dogs Can't Talk
The Luv Doc has serious reservations about dogs' ability to judge character
The Luv Doc, Jul. 13, 2017
Buy a Taco
Leave the milk in the refrigerator
The Luv Doc, Jul. 6, 2017
Pledge of Support
An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking
The Luv Doc, Jun. 29, 2017
A Long, Painful Russian Belt Tattoo
Love is the wild card of human existence
The Luv Doc, Jun. 22, 2017
The Trouble With Trouble
Never let insurmountable facts get in the way of your deeply entrenched belief system
The Luv Doc, Jun. 15, 2017
A Long F%#king Way From Smith
The Luv Doc has a confession to make
The Luv Doc, Jun. 8, 2017
Gracious Acceptance
The Luv Doc postulates on why 69 was invented
The Luv Doc, Jun. 1, 2017
Dog Luv
The corporate culture here at the brick bunker is that there are no bad ideas
The Luv Doc, May. 25, 2017
Extreme Douchebaggery
Stealthing is sexual assault, and sexual assault is considered a second degree felony in the state of Texas
The Luv Doc, May. 18, 2017
The Hot, Fiery Furnace of American Stupidity
You should never trust the kind of woman who would go on a date with you
The Luv Doc, May. 11, 2017
Churchy Parents
People who give a lot of thought to having a baby are both adorable and hopelessly optimistic
The Luv Doc, May. 4, 2017
Too F%#ing Flirty
People are born grifters, swindlers, and loafers and are therefore deserving of our contempt
The Luv Doc, Apr. 27, 2017
Soberingly Preggo
Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally
The Luv Doc, Apr. 20, 2017
Buy the Snake
They say it's a sin to kill a mockingbird
The Luv Doc, Apr. 13, 2017
A Li'l Spendy
The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in '07
The Luv Doc, Apr. 6, 2017
Salad Fork
The salad fork is only the sixth longest fork
The Luv Doc, Mar. 30, 2017
The Next Eva Braun
It’s probably not smart to tie the knot with someone who regularly bends your moral compass
The Luv Doc, Mar. 23, 2017
Barebacking SXSW
PEWOL (pronounced "pee wall"), which stands for "people without lanyards"
The Luv Doc, Mar. 15, 2017
Done With Doing
It's OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong
The Luv Doc, Mar. 9, 2017
Definitely Not Pee
Looking a gift horse in the mouth
The Luv Doc, Mar. 2, 2017
Bad Ideas
Wallowing in a huge pig trough of hubris and mendacity
The Luv Doc, Feb. 23, 2017
Willing
Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven’t been very enthusiastic bathers
The Luv Doc, Feb. 16, 2017
Equal Time
Good friends are going to cost you
The Luv Doc, Feb. 9, 2017
Hot for Teacher
It's not easy to steal your daughter's boyfriend
The Luv Doc, Feb. 2, 2017
FMB
Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora
The Luv Doc, Jan. 26, 2017
Hold it
Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it
The Luv Doc, Jan. 19, 2017
Worthless
Everyone is a snowflake and we all have something unique and special to contribute
The Luv Doc, Jan. 12, 2017
Vice Without the Ad
Existentially speaking, it’s probably best not to go apeshit with the featherduster
The Luv Doc, Jan. 5, 2017
Some Secret Grotto
Men don't fear commitment
The Luv Doc, Dec. 29, 2016
Feeding Pigeons
Toddlers have a lot of cartilage, don't they?
