Eephus

Funny, scruffy, sometimes mournful indie about an amateur baseball league's last game

"...cigarettes casually smoked on the field, so many gnarly beards. The men belly-ache about their pains – bad knees..."

March 21, 2025 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

"...British army is considering lifting a 300-plus-year ban on beards to attract new recruits...."

Dec. 15, 2023 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, June 30 - July 6

"...set their chins on a table with their long beards spread out in front of them. A louse, a..."

June 30, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny

The Luv Doc: A One-Way Ticket to Johnson City

Are yuppies still a thing?

"...tell when their faces are all buried in Moses-length beards. Now mind you, it's a rare day when I..."

July 8, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

K.G.F: Chapter 2

Sequel to the 2018 Kannada-language action drama

"...their identical burly builds and giant, but impeccably manicured, beards. Thankfully Chapter 2 launches with a recap that reminds..."

April 22, 2022 Movie Review by Josh Hurtado

"Let Dusty Sing One!" ZZ Top’s Dusty Hill (1949-2021) and the Pursuit of the Perfect Note

Legendary Texas bassist died in his sleep Tuesday night

"...Austin Chronicle ZZ Top cover story. (See “Tracking The Beards,” Dec. 27, 2013.) “We started playing together in the..."

July 29, 2021 Music Post by Tim Stegall

Savilino Pivots From Restaurant Gear to Tailored Face Masks

Meet the man behind the masks

"...other designs to better fit those with glasses and beards, with materials more comfortable in Austin's warm weather, and..."

May 15, 2020 Food Feature by Jessi Cape

Local Music to Livestream, Download, and Otherwise Enjoy Digitally

What we’re watching and listening to

"...Floor Elevators to early Eighties MTV clips of the beards during the Eliminator era – and the film ultimately..."

March 20, 2020 Music Feature by Raoul Hernandez

Documentary Cowboys Shows That Some Are Still Out on the Range

If you thought cross-country cattle drives were the stuff of legend, this Austin Film Festival showing will make you think again

"...jackets; fashionable glasses rest above lustrous mustaches and untamed beards. These touches culminate in the film's final moment, when..."

Oct. 25, 2019 Screens Feature by Matthew Monagle

Judas Priest Slam Dunks First Night at ACL Live

British steelers ram it down in one fell swoop. Tonight follows!

"...witching hour directive now slots 9:30-11pm for the gray beards both onstage and in front of it. Names and..."

May 29, 2019 Music Post by Raoul Hernandez

Free Week 2019 Is in the Rearview Mirror, but These Homegrown Standouts Aren't

10 local showcases that got us excited for what’s to come this year

"..."precious metal" serving as opener. Synchronized by matching fluffy beards, duet Deep Cross processed avant-garde industrialism, endorsed by dark..."

Jan. 11, 2019 Music Feature by Rachel Rascoe

Qmmunity

Happy birthday, Hentaii!

"...woodsiest look for a night of bears, flannel, and beards. Fri., Jan. 11, 9pm. Iron Bear, 121 W. Eighth...."

Jan. 11, 2019 Column by Sarah Marloff

Austin Foodie News

Don’t shave. Do eat Italian food and have liquor and bread delivered.

"...the American Cancer Society. Aside from the new patchy beards on servers, Lone Star Court and the Water Trough,..."

Nov. 14, 2018 Food Post by Emily Beyda

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

"...fires. It is believed many early fire fighters had beards and mustaches because they soaked them in water for..."

July 27, 2018 Column

Live Music Soundtrack for Your Weekend

Austin Reggae Festival, and more if you're not too high

"...Exploded Drawing eschews its typically homegrown lineup of beat..."

April 20, 2018 Music Post by The Music Staff

The Luv Doc: A Lot More Alpha

The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit

"...If your husband turns into a lumberjack, how are..."

March 23, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Top 10 Austin Breweries of 2018

Power ranking the local leaders in craft beer

"...range as James Harden, though, strangely, without similarly handsome beards...."

March 16, 2018 Food Feature by Eric Puga

Gay Place

The Return of Homo Arigato

"...glitz, the glam! A gay gala completed by a "Beards With Bling" contest at the stroke of midnight, sponsored..."

Jan. 12, 2018 Column by Sarah Marloff

The Luv Doc: The Hot Zone

If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go

"...Wait wait wait. Hear me out. I know burning..."

Jan. 5, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Sound on Sound Review: Lindstrøm

Celestial Norwegian atmospherics

"...Sensible sneakers and gray beards reflected the maturity of a group that landed Friday..."

Nov. 11, 2017 Music Post by Christina Garcia

London Mayor Sadiq Khan for SXSW

Trailblazing politician to deliver keynote speech

"...the Islamic faith aren't representative, they're angry men with beards. And that is not what Islam is about."..."

Nov. 8, 2017 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

Gay Place

"...ready for a fairy good time. Costumes (and glitter beards) encouraged. Sat., July 29, 9pm. The Iron Bear, 121..."

July 28, 2017 Column by Sarah Marloff

DVDanger: Justice League vs. Teen Titans

Why is DC Animated better than DC's Cinematic Universe?

"...guys are clearly stereotypical, giggling, terrible haircut and bad beards giallo villains, so it’s not exactly a challenging view..."

April 19, 2016 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Great Austin Beer Scavenger Hunt

SXSW is brewing

"...SHOW SXSW is a conference of fat cats with beards and indie hobbyist types, also with beards, so this..."

March 10, 2016 Food Post by Eric Puga

Gay Place

Buckle up pretty people cuz SXSW is rapidly descending

"...Get styled with BILF Nights cocktails and barber party. Beards clipped, ears lowered, and free drinks with Master Barber..."

March 4, 2016 Column by Sarah Marloff

The Luv Doc: Empathy

The Luv Doc can be a little judgy

"...or shirts with tattoo designs on them, or ironic beards, or tramp stamps, or skinny jeans – the list..."

Dec. 18, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Facial Hair

In the end the mortality rate of bearded vs. non-bearded people is exactly the same

"...I know you're probably sitting there thinking, "Wait a..."

Nov. 13, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Liberty Kitchen

Houston restaurant group makes waves in Austin

"...with a hometown supplier, or, heck, a few more beards would keep it feeling more familiar. That requires some..."

Sept. 25, 2015 Food Feature by Brandon Watson

Who Let the Dogs Out?

A playlist for the dog days of summer

"...the moment that the Houston trio ruled MTV with beards and hot rods. – Tim Stegall "Do the Dog," the..."

July 17, 2015 Music Feature by Raoul Hernandez

Joke 'Stache

Danny Palumbo wins Funniest Person in Austin 2015, advances equal rights for facial hair

"...nice that after consecutive years of white guys with beards winning this contest that, you know, a white guy..."

May 22, 2015 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

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