Wrath of the Titans

The Greek gods of antiquity must be angry: this sequel is merely loud and uninspired.

"...do? Align with Poseidon's bastard offspring Agenor (Kebbell) and leggy tactician Queen Andromeda (Pike) to save the world, natch...."

March 30, 2012 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Hayden Panetierre stars in this coming-of-age comedy about a high school valedictorian who proclaims his love for the school's hottest cheerleader during his graduation speech.

"...in motion when he ill advisedly rhapsodizes about his leggy blonde inamorata (Panettiere) during his sweaty, nervous commencement address...."

July 17, 2009 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Angel-A

Luc Besson delivers a gorgeous-looking but ill-conceived mash note to the city of Paris that stars a petty crook and an ethereal beauty.

"...requisite lonely heart, and the ethereal beauty Angel-A (the leggy, perplexing Rasmussen) who saves him from suicide (the Clarence..."

July 13, 2007 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Derailed

The first release from the new Weinstein Co. is this thriller starring Jennifer Aniston and Clive Owen that never fully engages our sympathies.

"...interesting, he finds himself on the train eyeing a leggy bank exec by the name of Lucinda Harris (Anniston)...."

Nov. 18, 2005 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

You can't keep a bad zombie down.

"...to win many Fangoria awards this time out. The leggy, sexy Jovovich is back as Alice, the only survivor..."

Sept. 17, 2004 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The Big Bounce

There's very little bounce in this new Elmore Leanard adaptation that stars Owen Wilson and Morgan Freeman.

"...afoot when he gets involved with Nancy (Foster), a leggy young babe attached to a smarmy real estate tycoon..."

Jan. 30, 2004 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Erin Brockovich

"...critics' assertions that she's less an actress than a leggy, eye-rolling smile with a good agent and a welcome..."

March 24, 2000 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The Avengers

"...character, August de Wynter, Steed is paired with the leggy Thurman as Dr. Emma Peel, a weather/jujitsu/fashion expert with..."

Aug. 21, 1998 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Wild Things

The film is a fun, sexy never-ending game of double-cross.

"...who finds himself accused of rape first by one leggy blonde student (Starship Troopers' Richards) and then another, darker..."

March 27, 1998 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The Man Who Knew Too Little

"...the way, he manages to connect romantically with a leggy spy (Whalley) and dodge enough firepower to bring down..."

Nov. 14, 1997 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Fair Game

"...Cindy Crawford says little and does even less as leggy Kate McQueen, a civil attorney on the run from..."

Nov. 10, 1995 Movie Review by Joey O'Bryan

The Specialist

"...Into the picture comes Stone as May Munro, a leggy blonde hell-bent on avenging the murder of her parents..."

Oct. 14, 1994 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

City Hunter

"...himself aboard a cruise ship teeming with Pan-American terrorists, leggy female government agents, his sex-starved nymphet Girl Friday, and..."

Sept. 3, 1993 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Zeitgeist

"...we just live in it. In Zeitgeist, Sterling resurrects Leggy Starlitz, a character from several of the author's shorts..."

Jan. 12, 2001 Books Review by Marc Savlov

American Ultra

This stoner action rom-com stars Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart

"...an actual Terminator, as he relentlessly worries. Soon enough, leggy Agent Lasseter (Britton) arrives in town to “activate” him..."

Aug. 21, 2015 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

This is the rare horror comedy that near-perfectly balances its blend of grue, guffaws, and gag reflexes.

"...friend's shaky self-esteem, Tucker urges Dale to talk to leggy blonde Allison (Bowden), but the bumpkin's bib overalls and..."

Sept. 30, 2011 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Colombiana

A professional assassin by day, a vigilante by night: Zoe Saldana is Luc Besson's latest femme fatale.

"...thrills rewatching freckle-faced Russkie sexbomb Natalya Rudakova strut her leggy, sassy stuff in Megaton and Besson's Transporter 3...."

Sept. 2, 2011 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

I Am Number Four

This filmed adaptation of the first book in the proposed Lorien Legacies series follows the tribulations of an alien refugee on Earth.

"...on point here is the slo-mo shot of the leggy blond strutting away from an explosion, all insouciance. Check..."

Feb. 18, 2011 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Zombieland

A hilarious script and seamless performances make this a quite tasty zomcom.

"...but what they find are two other zombieland survivors: leggy Wichita (Stone) and her tweener companion Little Rock (Breslin)...."

Oct. 2, 2009 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Paris 36

This French film set in late-Thirties Paris is something of a backstage drama, but it's marred by glossy reminiscing and melodramatic politicizing.

"...via his rivalry with Galapiat for the affections of leggy singer Douce (Arnezeder). Paris 36 isn't, on the face..."

April 24, 2009 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Watchmen

Although this hotly anticipated film has ideas galore, it remains bizarrely cold and uninvolving.

"...Wilson and Carla Gugino. "Nothing ever changes," opines the leggy superheroine Silk Spectre II (Akerman) toward the end of..."

March 6, 2009 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Splinter

Apart from its shape-shifting fungal porcupines from outer space, this horror film has little else to recommend.

"...as an emasculated, bespectacled wuss, Wagner's Polly as a leggy, blond überfrau – who are carjacked by Whigham's gun-toting..."

Oct. 31, 2008 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Max Payne

Film version of the popular video game stars Mark Wahlberg … unfortunately.

"...quarry. He's joined in his solitary quest by a leggy Eastern European assassin (That ’70s Show's Kunis), whose sister..."

Oct. 24, 2008 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

War, Inc.

John Cusack's War, Inc. rails against the military-industrial complex in a barely disguised contemporary story about covert operations.

"...of the greater good in the form of a leggy, bullshit-proof indie newshound, spectacularly played by Tomei, who, let's..."

June 13, 2008 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Black Sheep

It's smart; it's silly; it's shear terror, as the ruminants develop a taste for human flesh.

"...even before he begins turning into one, and his leggy eco-activist gal Friday named Experience (the excellent Mason) run..."

Aug. 31, 2007 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Idlewild

OutKast has been operating as two separate and distinct musical personas for at least three years now, and Idlewild unwisely continues this trend into the cinematic realm.

"...new star in the hood Angel (the luminous, impossibly leggy Paula Patton), Rooster is forced into a managerial position..."

Aug. 25, 2006 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Christmas in the Clouds

This Native American romantic comedy, which won the Audience Award at the 2001 Austin Film Festival, arrives in theatres four years late but seasonally right on time.

"...checks in right around the same time as a leggy widow from New York named Tina (Tosca). Tina’s using..."

Dec. 2, 2005 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Shaadi No. 1

In a country famous for its exhaustively over-the-top filmmaking, India’s Shaadi No. 1 is an extreme case: a maddeningly manic comedy-romance painted in vibrant shades of neon pink and Day-Glo violet.

"...long nap after experiencing the cavalcade of buffoonery and leggy Indian supermodels, but be forewarned: You may never dream..."

Nov. 11, 2005 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Cry Wolf

A tech-centric but bloodless teen horror thriller that works best as a stinging critique of post-adolescent whininess.

"...school as far back as Heathers. Led by the leggy advanced placer Dodger (Booth), the group eschews traditional forms..."

Sept. 23, 2005 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Transporter 2

For all its gimmicky mayhem, Transporter 2 is an improvement over the original, completely setting aside such yawn-inducing cinematic standbys as a romantic interest and realism.

"...by Colombian crime lord Gianni (Gassman) and his improbably leggy moll Lola (supermodel/singer Nauta) as part of an elaborate,..."

Sept. 9, 2005 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

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