The Luv Doc: A Blinding Amount of Light

If Jeff Bezos can launch a $5.5 billion dollar penis rocket into suborbital space, he can surely put a dimmer switch on a floodlight

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Oct. 20, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Sick Person

One of our freedoms is the freedom to be obstinately modest

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Sept. 22, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Paris in the Fall

We’re pretty much all getting tooled by some algorithm or another

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Sept. 1, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Oral

He's not that into it

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July 7, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Go to Lockhart

Because silverware is for whiny vegan beta cucks

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May 12, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Spending Time With a Model

It's not uncommon for people to develop relationships with chatbots or other AI

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March 10, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Everything Now

99% procrastination and 1% bloviation

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Feb. 10, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Out of Your League

Old people are smart. That's how they get old.

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Feb. 3, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Three Yards

… is a shit ton

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May 20, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Big Enough Balls

You can't take away something's purpose without some reflexive pushback

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Nov. 12, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Blowing Smoke

Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.

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Oct. 22, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Little Dahoo Dores

We have to make space in our hearts for the paste-eaters like Greg Abbott and Dan Patrick

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Sept. 3, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Worst Thing

Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date

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June 4, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Stanky Jeans

Thus spake the Chronicle's Ad Hoc Fashion Editor

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May 15, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Hot, Horny Europeans

Good or bad, cultural exchange always has consequences.

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March 13, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Getting Over Someone

We're programmed to dream up worst-case scenarios as a survival mechanism

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May 24, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Graceful Exit

Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do

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Sept. 21, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: More Advice to Be Ignored

An affirmation of already existing opinions

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Aug. 10, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Rejection

An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness

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Feb. 2, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: An Embarrassment of Riches

The whole clingy aspect of physical affection

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Jan. 12, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Pledge of Support

An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking

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June 30, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Worthless

Everyone is a snowflake and we all have something unique and special to contribute

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Jan. 13, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Vice Without the Ad

Existentially speaking, it's probably best not to go apeshit with the featherduster

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Jan. 6, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Sunshine Patriot

We'll never really know if he's the Antichrist until we shave his orange toupee

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Nov. 18, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: History

Any time you start poking around in someone's skeleton closet there is a good chance you're going to get boned

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Nov. 4, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: How Clever You Are

Where everyone gets their three minutes to bomb

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Oct. 14, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Worried Sick

Sometimes you have to risk your friendship for the sake of your friend

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Oct. 23, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Beer in Heaven?

What if the bliss they're doling out in heaven is not your jam?

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Oct. 16, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: What Is He Saying?

Sometimes a declarative statement is just a fishing expedition

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Aug. 21, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Frequency Issues

Be fearless with your mind but cautious with your body

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June 26, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

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