The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: A Vacation
The Luv Doc: A Vacation
The classic definition of a win-win

Columns, May 25, 2023

The Luv Doc: Doesn’t Love Dogs
The Luv Doc: Doesn’t Love Dogs
Like people don’t already know you’re a monster

Columns, May 18, 2023

The Luv Doc: Go to Lockhart
The Luv Doc: Go to Lockhart
Because silverware is for whiny vegan beta cucks

Columns, May 11, 2023

The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry
The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry
The Luv Doc’s hot and sweaty take on team rec sports

Columns, May 4, 2023

The Luv Doc: Elon’s Boring Phallus
The Luv Doc: Elon’s Boring Phallus
When people say the word “subway” in Texas, they’re usually not talking about underground mass transportation

Columns, April 27, 2023

The Luv Doc: Pedal to the Metal
The Luv Doc: Pedal to the Metal
The Luv Doc loves a good humblebrag

Columns, April 20, 2023

The Luv Doc: Grabbers
The Luv Doc: Grabbers
Men are not at all civil

Columns, April 13, 2023

The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits
The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits
Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig

Columns, April 6, 2023

The Luv Doc: Just Exhausted
The Luv Doc: Just Exhausted
You might be the gardener

Columns, March 30, 2023

The Luv Doc: Big Jars of Dollar Bills
The Luv Doc: Big Jars of Dollar Bills
... that they’re not even using

Columns, March 23, 2023

The Luv Doc: Yukking It Up
The Luv Doc: Yukking It Up
Australians are hilarious even when they’re not trying to be. That’s just facts.

Columns, March 16, 2023

The Luv Doc: Spending Time With a Model
The Luv Doc: Spending Time With a Model
It’s not uncommon for people to develop relationships with chatbots or other AI

Columns, March 9, 2023

The Luv Doc: Private School
The Luv Doc: Private School
Fueled by a heady blood rush of Dunning-Kruger hubris

Columns, March 2, 2023

The Luv Doc: Questioning AI
The Luv Doc: Questioning AI
Terrible taste is pretty much hardwired into the American aesthetic

Columns, Feb. 23, 2023

The Luv Doc: Google Ghost Tinder Date
The Luv Doc: Google Ghost Tinder Date
Some people don’t have a digital footprint

Columns, Feb. 16, 2023

The Luv Doc: Everything Now
The Luv Doc: Everything Now
99% procrastination and 1% bloviation

Columns, Feb. 9, 2023

The Luv Doc: Out of Your League
The Luv Doc: Out of Your League
Old people are smart. That’s how they get old.

Columns, Feb. 3, 2023

The Luv Doc: Grumpy Boyfriend
The Luv Doc: Grumpy Boyfriend
Why are the Island Boys shampooing my dolphin?

Columns, Jan. 26, 2023

The Luv Doc: It’s Bad, and It’s Nationwide
The Luv Doc: It’s Bad, and It’s Nationwide
Comfort is the turd in which the mushroom of ignorance grows

Columns, Jan. 19, 2023

The Luv Doc: Work to Do
The Luv Doc: Work to Do
A thought we need to shake out of our heads

Columns, Jan. 12, 2023

The Luv Doc: Moving Out
The Luv Doc: Moving Out
A leg shaker, not a plan maker

Columns, Jan. 5, 2023

The Luv Doc: Above the Knees
The Luv Doc: Above the Knees
It's unhealthy to obsess over your least attractive feature

Columns, Dec. 29, 2022

The Luv Doc: Specific Disease
The Luv Doc: Specific Disease
An insignificant linguistic nuance

Columns, Dec. 22, 2022

The Luv Doc’s Top 10 Things You Need to Find Love in Austin
The Luv Doc’s Top 10 Things You Need to Find Love in Austin
I don’t like it. It just is. Recognize.

Columns, Dec. 15, 2022

The Luv Doc: Testing Your Loyalty
The Luv Doc: Testing Your Loyalty
Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.

Columns, Dec. 8, 2022

The Luv Doc: Science FTW
The Luv Doc: Science FTW
Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem

Columns, Dec. 1, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Couple of Days
The Luv Doc: A Couple of Days
There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock

Columns, Nov. 23, 2022

The Luv Doc: Little Lawyers
The Luv Doc: Little Lawyers
You deserve a lifetime of hushed reverence

Columns, Nov. 17, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Low Bar
The Luv Doc: A Low Bar
People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs

Columns, Nov. 10, 2022

The Luv Doc: A Smokin’ Hot Cowgirlfriend
The Luv Doc: A Smokin’ Hot Cowgirlfriend
The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace

Columns, Nov. 3, 2022

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