The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: "Travelin' Ted"
Was it hatred that melted several million cubic feet of snow?

Columns, Feb. 25, 2021

Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Dream-chasing is a baller move

Columns, Feb. 18, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

Columns, Feb. 11, 2021

The Luv Doc: Boob Size
The Luv Doc: Boob Size
Either you're delighted by fart bubbles or you're not.

Columns, Feb. 4, 2021

The Luv Doc: Pandemic Blues
The Luv Doc: Pandemic Blues
Being broken up with is hard.

Columns, Jan. 28, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
The Luv Doc: An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.

Columns, Jan. 14, 2021

The Luv Doc: Low Libido
The Luv Doc: Low Libido
When the oxygen mask drops, you use it on yourself first

Columns, Jan. 7, 2021

The Luv Doc: That’s What We Do
The Luv Doc: That’s What We Do
Earth has pretty much always been a shitshow

Columns, Dec. 30, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Formal Issue
The Luv Doc: A Formal Issue
The premise of average sexual frequency is somewhat ridiculous

Columns, Dec. 17, 2020

The Luv Doc: The Wrong Message
The Luv Doc: The Wrong Message
Why your conscience is nagging you

Columns, Dec. 10, 2020

The Luv Doc: Doesn't Believe in Therapy
The Luv Doc: Doesn't Believe in Therapy
The Luv Doc has some great news for those of modest mental acuity

Columns, Dec. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Fortunately Pets Can’t Read
The Luv Doc: Fortunately Pets Can’t Read
A little wallow in the unpleasantries of modern politics with the greatest patriotic advice columnist in modern history

Columns, Nov. 25, 2020

The Luv Doc: Slower and Stupider
The Luv Doc: Slower and Stupider
Literally no one would live in Russia without vodka

Columns, Nov. 19, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Lot of Work to Do
The Luv Doc: A Lot of Work to Do
The Luv Doc still has some kinks to iron out with the whole time travel deal

Columns, Nov. 12, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Motivated Electorate
The Luv Doc: A Motivated Electorate
The last vicious lunge of the cornered rat of white American hegemony

Columns, Nov. 5, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Real A-Hole
The Luv Doc: A Real A-Hole
Nobody likes getting walked on – unless maybe it's a middle aged man with back problems

Columns, Oct. 29, 2020

The Luv Doc: Frozen
The Luv Doc: Frozen
Plenty of people love a good schvitz!

Columns, Oct. 22, 2020

The Luv Doc: High Anxiety
The Luv Doc: High Anxiety
Minds seem to be happiest when they’re not doing a lot of thinking

Columns, Oct. 15, 2020

The Luv Doc: The Devil’s Playthings
The Luv Doc: The Devil’s Playthings
Your nation is counting on you!

Columns, Sept. 24, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Good Deadbolt
The Luv Doc: A Good Deadbolt
Parent sex is kind of like death

Columns, Sept. 17, 2020

The Luv Doc: Fear
The Luv Doc: Fear
The defining characteristic of all right wing nut jobs

Columns, Sept. 10, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Potentially Awkward Conversation
The Luv Doc: A Potentially Awkward Conversation
Vanilla is America’s favorite ice cream flavor!

Columns, Sept. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Outside of Austin
The Luv Doc: Outside of Austin
The Luv Doc is not going to throw Lampasas under the bus

Columns, Aug. 27, 2020

The Luv Doc: Bickering
The Luv Doc: Bickering
Video can be a really effective learning device

Columns, Aug. 20, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Cult of Ignorance
The Luv Doc: A Cult of Ignorance
Belligerent idiocy has been trending in America since we started tossing tea in Boston Harbor

Columns, Aug. 13, 2020

The Luv Doc: Demon Sperm
The Luv Doc: Demon Sperm
Or the danger of a couple of bucketfuls of errant, herpetic, demon ejaculate

Columns, Aug. 6, 2020

The Luv Doc: Normally a Dog Lover
The Luv Doc: Normally a Dog Lover
The personal grooming equivalent of buying a crotch rocket

Columns, July 30, 2020

The Luv Doc: The Man Bar
The Luv Doc: The Man Bar
The best advice the Luv Doc can give is to not take his advice

Columns, July 23, 2020

The Luv Doc: Big, Dumb & Inexplicably Lucky
The Luv Doc: Big, Dumb & Inexplicably Lucky
How about some empathy for the simpletons?

Columns, July 16, 2020

The Luv Doc: Attitude is Everything
The Luv Doc: Attitude is Everything
The fundamentally trite platitude at the crux of eternal recurrence

Columns, July 9, 2020

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