Luv Doc: A Few Thousand Words
Even a few thousand words from a fake doctor are not enough to fix years and years of dysfunction
The Luv Doc
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Columns, Feb. 21, 2019
Luv Doc: Lucky You
How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?
Columns, Feb. 14, 2019
Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula
Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins
Columns, Feb. 7, 2019
Luv Doc: A Very Honest Person
The Luv Doc is uncomfortable with the idea of a “hall pass”
Columns, Jan. 31, 2019
Luv Doc: Supermodel Shape
Pretty much everybody has six-pack abs
Columns, Jan. 24, 2019
Luv Doc: Square Pegs
You have to allow people the space to build the walls that make them feel safe
Columns, Jan. 17, 2019
Luv Doc: Embarrassing Stupidity
Yes, there have been some mulligans
Columns, Jan. 10, 2019
Top 10 Disturbing Luv Doc Online Illustrations for 2018
Columns, Dec. 27, 2018
Luv Doc: Dog-Sitting
This gig could go south in a really ugly way
Columns, Dec. 20, 2018
The Luv Doc: Party Monster
Nothing good for you can come of this
Columns, Dec. 13, 2018
The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide
What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night
Columns, Dec. 6, 2018
Luv Doc: Not Metaphorically Speaking
You can say “Cleveland Steamer” and not be accused of profanity
Columns, Nov. 29, 2018
Luv Doc: A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity
You will become an even better version of the person you believe yourself to be
Columns, Nov. 21, 2018
Luv Doc: More Than Just Friends
Life is not a Merchant Ivory Production
Columns, Nov. 15, 2018
The Luv Doc: Get in the Shower
If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint
Columns, Nov. 1, 2018
The Luv Doc: Exposed Nipples
Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about
Columns, Oct. 25, 2018
The Luv Doc: A Very Passionate Boyfriend
Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you
Columns, Oct. 18, 2018
The Luv Doc: Hot Mom
Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco
Columns, Oct. 11, 2018
The Luv Doc: The Depravity of a Gruntle
Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy
Columns, Oct. 4, 2018
Luv Doc: The Morning Grump
Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster
Columns, Sept. 27, 2018
The Luv Doc: A Graceful Exit
Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do
Columns, Sept. 20, 2018
Luv Doc: The Real Yoko
Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement
Columns, Sept. 13, 2018
Luv Doc: Deranged Incredulity
Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC
Columns, Sept. 6, 2018
The Luv Doc: A Hungry Cat
The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator
Columns, Aug. 30, 2018
Freedom
A Tinder date that went really well
Columns, Aug. 23, 2018
Luv Doc: Bro Nights
An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence
Columns, Aug. 16, 2018
Luv Doc: More Advice to Be Ignored
An affirmation of already existing opinions
Columns, Aug. 9, 2018
The Luv Doc: The Judgment of Solomon
Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us
Columns, Aug. 2, 2018
The Luv Doc: A Barney Fife God's Universe
People are just no damn good
Columns, July 26, 2018
Luv Doc: A Real Rasputin
There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating
