The Luv Doc: Three Yards
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Columns, May 19, 2022
The Luv Doc: Not Your Gig
Boundaries, motherf*ckers. Boundaries.
Columns, May 12, 2022
The Luv Doc: Personal Trainer
No need to wallow in the tedium of comprehensive knowledge
Columns, May 5, 2022
The Luv Doc: Stoned Alone
On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers
Columns, April 28, 2022
The Luv Doc: Trojan Rain
The Catholics sure do know how to ruin a pagan fertility ritual
Columns, April 21, 2022
The Luv Doc: Privacy Fence
A really dense hedge makes good neighbors, too
Columns, April 14, 2022
The Luv Doc: No Thanks
The fundamental nature of entitled people
Columns, April 7, 2022
The Luv Doc: Probably a Rat
Can cats see ghosts?
Columns, March 31, 2022
The Luv Doc: 10 to 12 Beers
We’re smarter these days - even with that 20% covid brain loss
Columns, March 24, 2022
The Luv Doc: Bonne Chance
The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0
Columns, March 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: In Memoriam
Sweet Neil is gone but not forgotten
Columns, March 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: Busting Chops
An unforgivable sign of weakness
Columns, March 3, 2022
The Luv Doc: Boring People
Ask not from whom the dull tolls. It tolls from thee.
Columns, Feb. 24, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Drunken Sailor
If you’re looking to avoid a shark attack or a tsunami, Kansas is the place to be
Columns, Feb. 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: Giving Permission
Not everyone is a pro-level emotional manipulator
Columns, Feb. 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Break Is a Break
Regardless of what the book burners will tell you, more science is always better than less science.
Columns, Feb. 3, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Low Tolerance for Inaccuracy
Further proof that Latin is a trash language
Columns, Jan. 27, 2022
The Luv Doc: Strong off the Bench
An exciting opportunity to trot out a bunch of tired sports metaphors
Columns, Jan. 20, 2022
The Luv Doc: Little Agents of Satan
Slow clap for almost getting the ball across the goal line
Columns, Jan. 13, 2022
The Luv Doc: An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment
Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble
Columns, Jan. 6, 2022
The Luv Doc: Don't Bother Knockin'
OK, maybe if there is an EF5 tornado coming or perhaps a ravenous herd of Bengal tigers
Columns, Dec. 30, 2021
The Luv Doc: Top 10 Austin Bachelors of 2021
The real lede, of course, is ... celebrities!
Columns, Dec. 16, 2021
The Luv Doc: A Bit Desperate
A gateway to a very dark shame spiral
Columns, Dec. 9, 2021
The Luv Doc: Early Morning Texts
The DPS never sends out Amber Alerts at 1am.
Columns, Dec. 2, 2021
The Luv Doc: Cranberry Volcano
People who don't have embarrassing stories are either exceptionally dull, or disturbingly dishonest
Columns, Nov. 24, 2021
The Luv Doc: Doomsday Scenarios
The guy exactly no woman wants to date
Columns, Nov. 18, 2021
The Luv Doc: Big Enough Balls
You can't take away something's purpose without some reflexive pushback
Columns, Nov. 11, 2021
The Luv Doc: Dogstar Dick
Maybe "Junior Johnson" could be the sequel?
Columns, Nov. 4, 2021
The Luv Doc: A Pat on the Head
The perfect personality type for becoming an expert at bird dogging your erogenous zones
Columns, Oct. 28, 2021
The Luv Doc: Blowing Smoke
Telling the truth is easy. Lying is a lot more work.
