The Luv Doc

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Luv Doc: A Few Thousand Words
Even a few thousand words from a fake doctor are not enough to fix years and years of dysfunction

Columns, Feb. 21, 2019

Luv Doc: Lucky You
Luv Doc: Lucky You
How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?

Columns, Feb. 14, 2019

Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula
Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula
Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins

Columns, Feb. 7, 2019

Luv Doc: A Very Honest Person
Luv Doc: A Very Honest Person
The Luv Doc is uncomfortable with the idea of a “hall pass”

Columns, Jan. 31, 2019

Luv Doc: Supermodel Shape
Luv Doc: Supermodel Shape
Pretty much everybody has six-pack abs

Columns, Jan. 24, 2019

Luv Doc: Square Pegs
Luv Doc: Square Pegs
You have to allow people the space to build the walls that make them feel safe

Columns, Jan. 17, 2019

Luv Doc: Embarrassing Stupidity
Luv Doc: Embarrassing Stupidity
Yes, there have been some mulligans

Columns, Jan. 10, 2019

Top 10 Disturbing Luv Doc Online Illustrations for 2018
Top 10 Disturbing Luv Doc Online Illustrations for 2018

Columns, Dec. 27, 2018

Luv Doc: Dog-Sitting
Luv Doc: Dog-Sitting
This gig could go south in a really ugly way

Columns, Dec. 20, 2018

The Luv Doc: Party Monster
The Luv Doc: Party Monster
Nothing good for you can come of this

Columns, Dec. 13, 2018

The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide
The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide
What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night

Columns, Dec. 6, 2018

Luv Doc: Not Metaphorically Speaking
Luv Doc: Not Metaphorically Speaking
You can say “Cleveland Steamer” and not be accused of profanity

Columns, Nov. 29, 2018

Luv Doc: A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity
Luv Doc: A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity
You will become an even better version of the person you believe yourself to be

Columns, Nov. 21, 2018

Luv Doc: More Than Just Friends
Luv Doc: More Than Just Friends
Life is not a Merchant Ivory Production

Columns, Nov. 15, 2018

The Luv Doc: Get in the Shower
The Luv Doc: Get in the Shower
If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint

Columns, Nov. 1, 2018

The Luv Doc: Exposed Nipples
The Luv Doc: Exposed Nipples
Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about

Columns, Oct. 25, 2018

The Luv Doc: A Very Passionate Boyfriend
The Luv Doc: A Very Passionate Boyfriend
Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you

Columns, Oct. 18, 2018

The Luv Doc: Hot Mom
The Luv Doc: Hot Mom
Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco

Columns, Oct. 11, 2018

The Luv Doc: The Depravity of a Gruntle
The Luv Doc: The Depravity of a Gruntle
Dragging someone out of black hole is never easy

Columns, Oct. 4, 2018

Luv Doc: The Morning Grump
Luv Doc: The Morning Grump
Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

Columns, Sept. 27, 2018

The Luv Doc: A Graceful Exit
The Luv Doc: A Graceful Exit
Leaving someone pretty much implies you have something more important to do

Columns, Sept. 20, 2018

Luv Doc: The Real Yoko
Luv Doc: The Real Yoko
Some people aren’t easily able to shamelessly express themselves through movement

Columns, Sept. 13, 2018

Luv Doc: Deranged Incredulity
Luv Doc: Deranged Incredulity
Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC

Columns, Sept. 6, 2018

The Luv Doc: A Hungry Cat
The Luv Doc: A Hungry Cat
The kind of maddening paradox that makes you question the existence of a loving and benevolent creator

Columns, Aug. 30, 2018

Freedom
Freedom
A Tinder date that went really well

Columns, Aug. 23, 2018

Luv Doc: Bro Nights
Luv Doc: Bro Nights
An inspirational paragon of manly virtue and self-confidence

Columns, Aug. 16, 2018

Luv Doc: More Advice to Be Ignored
Luv Doc: More Advice to Be Ignored
An affirmation of already existing opinions

Columns, Aug. 9, 2018

The Luv Doc: The Judgment of Solomon
The Luv Doc: The Judgment of Solomon
Fortunately we have the depraved wisdom of the Old Testament to guide us

Columns, Aug. 2, 2018

The Luv Doc: A Barney Fife God's Universe
The Luv Doc: A Barney Fife God's Universe
People are just no damn good

Columns, July 26, 2018

Luv Doc: A Real Rasputin
Luv Doc: A Real Rasputin
There is a razor-thin line between adorable and nauseating

Columns, July 19, 2018

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