The Luv Doc: A Vacation
The classic definition of a win-win
The Luv Doc
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Columns, May 25, 2023
The Luv Doc: Doesn’t Love Dogs
Like people don’t already know you’re a monster
Columns, May 18, 2023
The Luv Doc: Go to Lockhart
Because silverware is for whiny vegan beta cucks
Columns, May 11, 2023
The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry
The Luv Doc’s hot and sweaty take on team rec sports
Columns, May 4, 2023
The Luv Doc: Elon’s Boring Phallus
When people say the word “subway” in Texas, they’re usually not talking about underground mass transportation
Columns, April 27, 2023
The Luv Doc: Pedal to the Metal
The Luv Doc loves a good humblebrag
Columns, April 20, 2023
The Luv Doc: Grabbers
Men are not at all civil
Columns, April 13, 2023
The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits
Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig
Columns, April 6, 2023
The Luv Doc: Just Exhausted
You might be the gardener
Columns, March 30, 2023
The Luv Doc: Big Jars of Dollar Bills
... that they’re not even using
Columns, March 23, 2023
The Luv Doc: Yukking It Up
Australians are hilarious even when they’re not trying to be. That’s just facts.
Columns, March 16, 2023
The Luv Doc: Spending Time With a Model
It’s not uncommon for people to develop relationships with chatbots or other AI
Columns, March 9, 2023
The Luv Doc: Private School
Fueled by a heady blood rush of Dunning-Kruger hubris
Columns, March 2, 2023
The Luv Doc: Questioning AI
Terrible taste is pretty much hardwired into the American aesthetic
Columns, Feb. 23, 2023
The Luv Doc: Google Ghost Tinder Date
Some people don’t have a digital footprint
Columns, Feb. 16, 2023
The Luv Doc: Everything Now
99% procrastination and 1% bloviation
Columns, Feb. 9, 2023
The Luv Doc: Out of Your League
Old people are smart. That’s how they get old.
Columns, Feb. 3, 2023
The Luv Doc: Grumpy Boyfriend
Why are the Island Boys shampooing my dolphin?
Columns, Jan. 26, 2023
The Luv Doc: It’s Bad, and It’s Nationwide
Comfort is the turd in which the mushroom of ignorance grows
Columns, Jan. 19, 2023
The Luv Doc: Work to Do
A thought we need to shake out of our heads
Columns, Jan. 12, 2023
The Luv Doc: Moving Out
A leg shaker, not a plan maker
Columns, Jan. 5, 2023
The Luv Doc: Above the Knees
It's unhealthy to obsess over your least attractive feature
Columns, Dec. 29, 2022
The Luv Doc: Specific Disease
An insignificant linguistic nuance
Columns, Dec. 22, 2022
The Luv Doc’s Top 10 Things You Need to Find Love in Austin
I don’t like it. It just is. Recognize.
Columns, Dec. 15, 2022
The Luv Doc: Testing Your Loyalty
Nobody’s eating Pujols, not even if he parks a hundo this year.
Columns, Dec. 8, 2022
The Luv Doc: Science FTW
Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem
Columns, Dec. 1, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Couple of Days
There’s probably a decent La Quinta in Lubbock
Columns, Nov. 23, 2022
The Luv Doc: Little Lawyers
You deserve a lifetime of hushed reverence
Columns, Nov. 17, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Low Bar
People didn’t move here for the meatpacking jobs
Columns, Nov. 10, 2022
The Luv Doc: A Smokin’ Hot Cowgirlfriend
The progressive concept of bodily autonomy seems to have taken a tenacious hold on the local female populace
Columns, Nov. 3, 2022
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