The Luv Doc

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The Luv Doc: An Honest Meatspace Connection
We're just gape-jawed babes at the dawn of a brand new era

Columns, Feb. 20, 2020

The Luv Doc: Valentine Deadline
It can wait until Monday

Columns, Feb. 13, 2020

The Luv Doc: Matrimonial Schvitz
The Luv Doc: Matrimonial Schvitz
Hopefully it's a destination wedding

Columns, Jan. 30, 2020

Luv Doc: Sea Monkey Foot Tattoo
Luv Doc: Sea Monkey Foot Tattoo
There is no reason to stand on principle

Columns, Jan. 23, 2020

The Luv Doc: Paying for It
The Luv Doc: Paying for It
Being broke in America is a cardinal sin

Columns, Jan. 16, 2020

The Luv Doc: Adult-Type Things
The Luv Doc: Adult-Type Things
It's fine to socialize your kids, but not at the expense of other adults who had no part in their conception

Columns, Jan. 9, 2020

The Luv Doc: A Bigger Check
The Luv Doc: A Bigger Check
A simple "I love you" phone call would have sufficed

Columns, Jan. 3, 2020

The Luv Doc: Naming Conventions
The Luv Doc: Naming Conventions
A name with three syllables that ends with a breakup

Columns, Dec. 27, 2019

The Luv Doc: Top 10 Things in Austin That Will Ruin Your Relationship
The Luv Doc: Top 10 Things in Austin That Will Ruin Your Relationship
Or, how to find out if your love is double-donkey strong.

Columns, Dec. 19, 2019

The Luv Doc: For Good Reasons
The Luv Doc: For Good Reasons
The decision not to have children is heroic

Columns, Dec. 12, 2019

Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar
Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar
Wherein the Luv Doc expounds on what's hot in wedding table linens

Columns, Dec. 5, 2019

The Luv Doc: Sex and the White American Male
The Luv Doc: Sex and the White American Male
White guys ruin everything. Why wouldn't they ruin sex?

Columns, Nov. 27, 2019

The Luv Doc: Shoeless Joker
The Luv Doc: Shoeless Joker
A pair of shoes makes a decent funk fence

Columns, Nov. 21, 2019

The Luv Doc: Your Poop Is the Shit!
The Luv Doc: Your Poop Is the Shit!
It's not the end of the world

Columns, Nov. 14, 2019

The Luv Doc: Love Is Blind
The Luv Doc: Love Is Blind
When you make a presentation you should have some visual aids

Columns, Nov. 7, 2019

The Luv Doc: Constant Correction
The Luv Doc: Constant Correction
You can surely do better than 20/20

Columns, Oct. 31, 2019

The Luv Doc: Fast and Furious
The Luv Doc: Fast and Furious
Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma

Columns, Oct. 24, 2019

The Luv Doc: Exposed Flesh
The Luv Doc: Exposed Flesh
Please remember my disapproval

Columns, Oct. 17, 2019

Luv Doc: Deal Killer
Luv Doc: Deal Killer
As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

Columns, Sept. 26, 2019

The Luv Doc: Home schooling
The Luv Doc: Home schooling
As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

Columns, Sept. 12, 2019

The Luv Doc: Buried Alive
The Luv Doc: Buried Alive
Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills

Columns, Sept. 5, 2019

The Luv Doc: He Doesn't Fish
The Luv Doc: He Doesn't Fish
There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

Columns, Aug. 29, 2019

The Luv Doc: The Man of Your Dreams
The Luv Doc: The Man of Your Dreams
Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t

Columns, Aug. 22, 2019

Luv Doc: The Up / Down
Luv Doc: The Up / Down
A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

Columns, Aug. 15, 2019

The Luv Doc: Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
The Luv Doc: Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Certain girls are really hot

Columns, Aug. 8, 2019

The Luv Doc: Pineapple Pizza
The Luv Doc: Pineapple Pizza
A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap

Columns, Aug. 1, 2019

The Luv Doc: Antisocial
The Luv Doc: Antisocial
Wherein the Luv Doc ponders the social lives of porn stars

Columns, July 25, 2019

Luv Doc: A Handful
Luv Doc: A Handful
You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

Columns, July 18, 2019

The Luv Doc: Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends
The Luv Doc: Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends
Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways

Columns, July 11, 2019

The Luv Doc: Crap Taste
The Luv Doc: Crap Taste
The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

Columns, July 3, 2019

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