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A little wallow in the unpleasantries of modern politics with the greatest patriotic advice columnist in modern history
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The Luv Doc: Fear
The defining characteristic of all right wing nut jobs
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The Luv Doc: A Cult of Ignorance
Belligerent idiocy has been trending in America since we started tossing tea in Boston Harbor
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The Luv Doc: Demon Sperm
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The personal grooming equivalent of buying a crotch rocket
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The Luv Doc: The Man Bar
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The Luv Doc: Big, Dumb & Inexplicably Lucky
How about some empathy for the simpletons?
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The Luv Doc: Attitude is Everything
The fundamentally trite platitude at the crux of eternal recurrence
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