Mostly Happy
Not only is the glass half empty, it's got a hole in the bottom and it's leaking poison
361-390 of 698 entries
The Luv Doc, June 21, 2018
Luv Doc: The Marrying Kind
What is needed here is not some sort of grand gesture
The Luv Doc, June 14, 2018
Coming Correct
It's a wonder Jesus didn't crucify himself
The Luv Doc, June 7, 2018
Toning It Down
This isn't about fashion
The Luv Doc, May 31, 2018
Debbie Downers
It is truly fascinating to witness the beautiful butterfly squeeze back into an ugly caterpillar
The Luv Doc, May 24, 2018
A Surreptitious Grope
Not exactly the Kama Sutra of hugs
The Luv Doc, May 17, 2018
Luv Doc: A Flaming Hetero
No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be
The Luv Doc, May 10, 2018
Free Range Kids
On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"
The Luv Doc, May 3, 2018
Luv Doc: Standard Waiting Period
Once you’ve broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach
The Luv Doc, April 26, 2018
Terrible Music
Burn it all down and start over
The Luv Doc, April 19, 2018
A Black Lexus
Racing to close the gates of hell
The Luv Doc, April 12, 2018
A Grossly Inaccurate Egyptology Lecture
We mere mortals are just feathers being blown about in the tempest of the gods
April 5, 2018
Cat Corpses in Your Rearview
Keep your head on a swivel
The Luv Doc, March 29, 2018
A Lot More Alpha
The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit
The Luv Doc, March 22, 2018
Truth Tellin'
Being diplomatic isn't being deceptive; it's being thoughtful and caring
The Luv Doc, March 14, 2018
Services Rendered
Idle hands are the Devil's playthings
The Luv Doc, March 8, 2018
Backseat Driver
The most exquisite intellectual torture imaginable
The Luv Doc, March 1, 2018
Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon
The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility
The Luv Doc, Feb. 22, 2018
40% of $35 Million
Consensual sodomy with an A-lister is probably the best scenario you could hope for
The Luv Doc, Feb. 15, 2018
Lipstick on the Mirror
Why would you want to be with someone who doesn’t care how you feel?
The Luv Doc, Feb. 8, 2018
Rejection
An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness
The Luv Doc, Feb. 1, 2018
A Hard “No”
It's not uncommon to have awkward, shitty dates
The Luv Doc, Jan. 25, 2018
Luv Doc: A Very Depressive Point of View
Contrary to our Idiot-in-Chief’s racist desires, no one in Norway wants to come to America
The Luv Doc, Jan. 18, 2018
An Embarrassment of Riches
The whole clingy aspect of physical affection
The Luv Doc, Jan. 11, 2018
The Hot Zone
If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go
The Luv Doc, Jan. 4, 2018
Top 10 Needlessly Long Sentences
The Luv Doc, Dec. 28, 2017
Sacrifice
It's always best to seize the moral high ground
The Luv Doc, Dec. 21, 2017
The Via Dolorosa
When is it acceptable to use the L word?
The Luv Doc, Dec. 14, 2017
Emotional Meltdown
It's almost always the molehill
The Luv Doc, Dec. 7, 2017
Happy Grunting!
There are certain smells that even love can't overcome
