Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
20-inch blades on the Impala
211-240 of 613 entries
Luv Doc, Sept. 19, 2019
Home schooling
As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”
The Luv Doc, Sept. 12, 2019
Buried Alive
Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills
The Luv Doc, Sept. 5, 2019
He Doesn't Fish
There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president
The Luv Doc, Aug. 29, 2019
The Man of Your Dreams
Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t
The Luv Doc, Aug. 22, 2019
Luv Doc: The Up / Down
A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit
The Luv Doc, Aug. 15, 2019
Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Certain girls are really hot
The Luv Doc, Aug. 8, 2019
Pineapple Pizza
A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap
The Luv Doc, Aug. 1, 2019
Antisocial
Wherein the Luv Doc ponders the social lives of porn stars
The Luv Doc, July 25, 2019
Luv Doc: A Handful
You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili
The Luv Doc, July 18, 2019
Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends
Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways
The Luv Doc, July 11, 2019
Crap Taste
The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy
The Luv Doc, July 3, 2019
Dog Herpes
Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates greater and lesser acts of bestiality
The Luv Doc, June 27, 2019
Pause the Game
The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor
The Luv Doc, June 20, 2019
Luv Doc: A Little Bit Metro
Some people defy sterotypes
The Luv Doc, June 13, 2019
Your Annoying Boyfriend
You should never ignore patterns
The Luv Doc, June 6, 2019
Luv Doc: The Fur Garden
What could be more masculine than crawling out of a dumpster?
The Luv Doc, May 30, 2019
Getting Over Someone
We’re programmed to dream up worst-case scenarios as a survival mechanism
The Luv Doc, May 23, 2019
Two Spaces
Secretly hoping it’s a 1988 Ford Escort with a whale fin spoiler
The Luv Doc, May 16, 2019
Luv Doc: The Old Dude
The word “immature” is both overused and ineffective
The Luv Doc, May 9, 2019
Luv Doc: Stolen Wedding
Imitation is also the most sincere form of ridicule
The Luv Doc, May 2, 2019
Luv Doc: She Talks Too Much
Conversation is how we flush stupidity into the open so we can kill it
The Luv Doc, April 25, 2019
Luv Doc: Not Mellow at All
There is an unwritten social contract to indoor plumbing
The Luv Doc, April 18, 2019
Doing the Legwork for Love
The mighty oak begins with a tiny acorn
The Luv Doc, April 11, 2019
Luv Doc: A Real-Life Swipe Right
There is a difference between being likable and having a neurotic need to be liked
The Luv Doc, April 4, 2019
Luv Doc: A Hick Barney
Is President Trump's brain the same size as that of a stegosaurus?
The Luv Doc, March 28, 2019
Luv Doc: He Doesn’t Listen
The Luv Doc keeps a list to help him remember the things he will soon forget
The Luv Doc, March 21, 2019
Luv Doc: Drop Crotch
The difficult conversations we don't have are often the ones that alter the course of our lives
The Luv Doc, March 13, 2019
Luv Doc: The Definition of a Double Standard
There’s no difference other than the equipment
The Luv Doc, March 7, 2019
Luv Doc: Critical, Urgent Texts
Confession: The Luv Doc hates texting
