Luv Doc: Standard Waiting Period

Once you've broken up with someone you pretty much relinquish your role as life coach

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April 27, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: An Octogenarian Don Draper

Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?

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June 29, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Critical, Urgent Texts

Confession: The Luv Doc hates texting

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March 1, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Handful

You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

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July 19, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Rock-Solid Friend

Any wedding planner who claims to actually know the difference between shrimp and flamingo is blowing puce up your rosebud

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Sept. 9, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Carp in a Sand Trap

There's nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart

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Sept. 8, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Stolen Wedding

Imitation is also the most sincere form of ridicule

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May 3, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: The Definition of a Double Standard

There's no difference other than the equipment

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March 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Lucky You

How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?

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Feb. 15, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Monogamous Leftovers

Polyamory, like communism, is much harder in practice than in theory

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Sept. 29, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Being Circumspect

A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

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Oct. 11, 2019 Column by Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Very Passionate Boyfriend

Find someone whose baseline is not assaulting you

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Oct. 19, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Vice Without the Ad

Existentially speaking, it's probably best not to go apeshit with the featherduster

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Jan. 6, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: The Morning Grump

Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

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Sept. 28, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'

20-inch blades on the Impala

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Sept. 20, 2019 Column by Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Crap Taste

The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

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July 5, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Get in the Shower

If someone offers you a breath mint, you take the fucking breath mint

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Nov. 2, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Faking It

Faking an orgasm is sort of like going to your happy place and finding an exercise bike

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July 6, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Free Range Kids

On the ominous meaning of "kid-friendly"

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May 4, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Hard “No”

It's not uncommon to have awkward, shitty dates

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Jan. 26, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Mr. Nice Guy

Sweet T is the name of an Irish boxer with fake front teeth and sleeve tattoos

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Oct. 20, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Break It Off Easy

Who gets the cat and the flat-screen?

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Aug. 18, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Soberingly Preggo

Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally

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April 21, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Li'l Spendy

The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in '07

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April 7, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Falling in Love

Mac people are annoyingly fond of their computers

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March 7, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Faking It

Some really heavy, dark, first world, existential shit

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Oct. 4, 2013 Column by The Luv Doc

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It’s five weeks until SXSW season, which kicks off with SXSW Film presenting Peter Bogdanovich and his new film. If that weren’t enough, the Texas Film Hall of Fame will feature Sissy Spacek inducting Terrence Malick, along with presenters and inductees Marcia Gay Harden, Cyd Charisse, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, Dan Rather, Bill Broyles, Bill Wittliff, Jack Valenti, Cheech Marin, and Dennis Hopper.

"...just for starters: Targets, The Last Picture Show, What’s Up, Doc?, Paper Moon, Saint Jack, They All Laughed, Mask,..."

Feb. 1, 2002 Column by Louis Black

'There's No Place Like Home'

One superfan's quest to bring the rules of basketball back home

"...gives directors complete control over their 30 for 30 documentaries because there are so many ways that each story..."

Oct. 16, 2012 Sports Post by Will Eidam

Skate Kitchen

Hybrid narrative/doc gets to the heart of NYC skater life

"...director Moselle’s narrative feature debut following her acclaimed debut doc The Wolfpack and it focuses on the real-life, all-female..."

Aug. 17, 2018 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

A Dense Discussion

Downtown density debate to unfold on dais tomorrow

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Dec. 7, 2011 News Post by Wells Dunbar

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