Volume 25, Number 34
ON THE COVER:
news
Journeying through the graves of Austin's oldest cemetery
BY CHERYL SMITH
Our scientifically calibrated Bloat-O-Meter© has identified the most McMansiony house in Austin
BY WELLS DUNBAR AND RACHEL PROCTOR MAY
A look at what you're actually going to be voting on
BY MICHAEL KING
Headlines and happenings from Austin and beyond
Prop. 1, Prop. 2, Saving Barton Springs ... and Everything Else
BY MICHAEL KING
Attempts to debate Props. 1 and 2 produce only polarized statements and crowd heckling
BY WELLS DUNBAR
Opening day of the special legislative session featured more plot lines than a MASH episode.
BY AMY SMITH
Don't Look Down at Immigrants, Look Up; and a New Horror From the IRS
BY JIM HIGHTOWER
food
Adelaide, South Australia, sibling city and state of Austin, Texas, is a delicious destination for food and wine lovers
BY WES MARSHALL
Drink organic wines
BY WES MARSHALL
A couple of corrections; a whole lot of events you might consider attending
BY VIRGINIA B. WOOD
Food Reviews
Owned by Jaqueline and Farhad Bordbar, Dariush is a pleasant spot on the west side of Congress, just south of 10th
music
Riverboat Gamblers: The most thrilling (and battle scarred) punk band this side of the Mason-Dixon Line
BY CHRISTOPHER GRAY
Ever health-conscious, TCB talks allergies with Claritin pitchman Bruce Robison, delves into the Music Genome Project, and observes the highest holiday of the most sacred herb
BY CHRISTOPHER GRAY
Riverboat Gamblers Reviewed
To the Confusion of Our Enemies
Quite a Party! 24 Great Instrumental Bands Play the Fireballs
Full
Electromagnets II
Everything Wants to be Used for What it Was Made For
Cast Your Burdens Aside
Welcome to My World:The Music of Daniel Johnston
Paper South, Midori Umi
screens
This season's sports games
BY JAMES RENOVITCH
Mary Harron on 'Bettie Page'
BY RICK KLAW
The slate through Sunday
Paranoia runs deep-fried; plus, 'Elvis and Annabelle,' Troublemaker's future, and more
BY JOE O'CONNELL
Adorable idiots and selfish jerks
BY BELINDA ACOSTA
Film Reviews
American Dreamz tries to satirize the vapidity of American popular culture; instead, the film gets trapped beneath its own wheels.
This atypical Bollywood film is an English-language mystery drama that has no song-and-dance numbers and is a brief, 90-minutes long.
This SXSW recipient of the 2004 Audience Award for Best Narrative stars The Daily Show's Rob Corddry as a professional paintball athlete looking to reclaim his former glory.
Forget friends with money – how about friends with husbands, kids, mortgages, and so-called life plans? That’s the short list of differences between the depressed, single stoner, played by Jennifer Aniston, and her circle of female friends.
The film has talent, quirks, laughs, and even some skin, but nevertheless creaks its way through an awkward story.
Gretchen Mol dazzles as the titular pinup girl, but the film raises many more questions about the enigmatic icon than it answers.
What's new in this fourth edition of the popular-culture spoof machine? Well, Shaquille O'Neal and Dr. Phil, for starters.
arts & culture
Between its old and new versions of 'Swingin' Then & Now,' Tapestry Dance Company has swung a long way, baby
BY ROBERT FAIRES
The city has said Austin Green Art could transform the 40,000 sq. ft. vacant lot of Block 21 into an art park April 15-22 as part of its major Earth Day celebration
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Before the ugly concrete shell of the Intel building goes away for good, it will be the site for something beautiful: Sally Jacques' next large-scale dance, 'Requiem'
BY ROBERT FAIRES
The Austin Critics Table has named the fifth group of individuals to be inducted into the Austin Arts Hall of Fame
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Eight students from Austin have been named to the 2006 class of Young Masters as designated by the Texas Commission on the Arts and the Texas Cultural Trust Council
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Waves in the gardens on the horizons
BY ROBERT FAIRES
Arts Reviews
Different Stages' production of the Amy Freed comedy 'The Beard of Avon' benefits from two actors who create an Elizabethan odd couple in delightful balance
Theresa Rebeck's Bad Dates is a guilty pleasure, offering reflections on relationships, jobs, fashion, and dating through genuinely captivating monologues
In the exhibit 'Life Still,' Stella Alesi, Gabel Karsten, and Mo Scollan aren't just showing still lifes of bathroom sinks and kitchen objects, but portraiture breaking away from tradition
columns
Our readers talk back.
Stephen explores the melting pot that is ... HEB?
BY STEPHEN MACMILLAN MOSER
Are people who were not breast-fed lacking in any important nutrients?
BY JAMES HEFFLEY, PH.D.
Deferred Adjudication – What Is It?
BY LUKE ELLIS
The Panhandle-Plains Historical Museum is the Texas version of the Smithsonian Institute
BY GERALD E. MCLEOD
We have mo bananas today
BY MR. SMARTY PANTS
Antone's, Saturday, April 22, 2006
BY THE LUV DOC
Letters to the editor, published daily
sports
Champions League results pending, and more
BY NICK BARBARO