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"...Dear Luvdoc, The only boy I've ever loved lives approximately 4913.39..."

"...drummer problems and ego problems. In comparison, pushing a rock for eternity is like Zen meditation. To their credit,..."

"...and their families. Given the staggering number of aspiring rock stars here in the River City (many of whom..."

"...least fashionwise. Probably the only place you can't safely rock an awesome costume is a mortuary, and really, if..."

"...Interestingly, leaders in all the preceding religions like to rock flowing robes – sort of like ghosts themselves. Perhaps..."

"...disgusting. Doesn't matter. If you have the chutzpah to rock a revolutionary look like that, go for it. Just..."

"...like bikers – or if you find the Kid Rock aesthetic particularly obnoxious – you may want to avoid..."

"...walk-in closets large enough to sleep a vanload of undocumented aliens. There are also good schools (good enough for..."

"...Hollywood celebrity by transforming himself into a tiger-blooded, bitchin' rock star from Mars with the ability to turn tin..."

"...love, and if what you love is badminton, then rock out with your shuttlecock out. Business might be slow..."

"...a Josh Groban wannabe … or worse yet, Kid Rock. 4) Scarves/kaffiyeh/whatever. If it has tassels and looks like..."

"...the Butthole Surfers, who have been bringing the punk rock equivalent of shock and awe for more than a..."

"...costumes aren't scary. Au contraire. Not even Borat can rock a Borat slingshot without making normal people throw up..."

"...Village People stereotypes (Native American? Really?) but cleverly straight-looking doctors, lawyers, real estate agents, landscapers, interior design consultants, and..."

"...environment this would mean business casual – maybe some Dockers, a polo shirt, and some Vibram-soled shoes. At home,..."

"...the heavens with their 625-rounds-per-minute 30 mm cannons, Hydra rockets, and Hellfire missiles, militia members will valiantly defend freedom..."

"...Confusing yes, but not for Pride participants. They're all rock-solid sure of their sexual orientation – so much so..."

"...Charlie Hodge, the quick-witted quarterback of KLBJ's Charlie Hodge Rock 'n' Roll Half-Time Show...."

"...when the son of a drywall mudder from Round Rock will be able to fly a remote-control nanobot up..."

"...in "Retro-Futuresque" attire (think Sky Captain, Buck Rogers, the Rocketeer, only sans the rocket pack, because it can get..."

"...more often the bold and slutty. If you can’t rock it like Liberace, at least show enough skin to..."

"...a recent arson attempt. Starting at 8pm you can rock out to a truly Austintatious musical lineup including Wendy..."

"...Starship we’re talking about, not Axe. Otherwise you’d be rocking something in stainless-steel spiked leather, right? Let’s pump it..."

"...irony, but the smart money is betting they can rock it like they still believe. And who knows? If..."

"...a wallet on a chain, and you may not rock it in a wife beater, halter-top, or Kentucky Waterfall,..."

"...Meatloaf in Fight Club? Bad fucking ass. He was rocking EEs and an empty nutsack and he was still..."

"...of finding out that most real people don’t have rock hard, toned physiques, glistening, hairless nether regions, double D..."

"...and the Wilco hoot at Emo’s. Both bands are rock icons so you can’t really go wrong on either..."

"...Jimmy Lafave, and Kinky Friedman will join forces to rock block the potential riverwalk...."

"...with wisdom and experience. The leader of the Sixties psych-rock band 13th Floor Elevators, Erickson took the whole ride:..."