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"...Ernest Hemingway's nickname for his penis was "Mr. Scrooby." President Lyndon B. Johnson's nickname for..."

"...a bachelorette party special anyway? That and those plastic penis straws?..."

"...always remind him that there are plenty of bigger penises in the world and yet you daily choose not..."

"...to orgasm away real-world stressors with a silicone werewolf penis or two. (Werewolves, she reveals, are extremely good sellers..."

"...have sex with Samantha. "I did not put my penis in her," he's recorded saying. "I don't see how..."

"...solo shucking your corn this summer, there are affordable penis stimulators, like Austin's homegrown Fleshlight/Fleshjack's Quickshot ($34.95). Boggs says..."

"...as her persona La Chica Boom, wears a strap-on penis formed by a pepper-sauce bottle as revealed on p.49..."

"...a polynomial, but never should it include transforming a penis into a vagina."..."

"...vessel on the altar looked a lot like Chad's penis...."

"...The word "prick" as slang for penis dates back to at least 1851...."

"...Yes, there have been some mulligans – like the..."

"...still have music. He’s found gems such as Edward Penishands, Deep Space 69, and Titty Slickers in his quests...."

"...dogs, and apes – have a bone inside their penis, called the baculum. The shape of this bone helps..."

"...Life itself begins with a miraculous, but extraordinarily ungraceful..."

"...Marijuana, however, despite being enjoyed by pasty-skinned folks since..."

"...2) Maybe, when you go to the Russian House,..."

"...on the prompt Spiro Agnew. Cavett’s response: grow a penis. “I didn’t know Spiro Agnew,” Hill said. “But I..."

"...that features songs like "Period Sex" and "The First Penis I Saw."..."

"...order to save his hide, but his pesky uncircumcised penis keeps becoming a dead giveaway. Director Agnieszka Holland would..."

"...write down, and then erase, her most private thoughts (“penis fly swatter”); roly-poly middle child Gene (Eugene Mirman), a..."

"...Though I give them props on their acting/sincerity, I..."

"...up like giant vaginas, and we had these two-foot-tall penis columns in the back. Everyone’s wearing togas and shit,..."

"...First of all, I think you may be overreacting..."

"...animal horn that only covered the head of the penis...."

"...Kindergarten Cop, a small child declares: "Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina." That's something Atherton (Ky.)..."

"...including someone flagging his Twitter profile for featuring hand-drawn penis art, which caused his short-lived suspension...."

"...One cautionary note, however, is that if you're going..."

"...Dear God – you've actually been dishing out some..."

"...I got sick on the plane ride back from..."

"...monster who’s covered in grease and has an 18-inch penis that looks like a dead chicken...."