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The Next Eva Braun

It’s probably not smart to tie the knot with someone who regularly bends your moral compass

The Luv Doc, Mar. 23, 2017

Barebacking SXSW

PEWOL (pronounced "pee wall"), which stands for "people without lanyards"

The Luv Doc, Mar. 15, 2017

Done With Doing

It's OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong

The Luv Doc, Mar. 9, 2017

Definitely Not Pee

Looking a gift horse in the mouth

The Luv Doc, Mar. 2, 2017

Bad Ideas

Wallowing in a huge pig trough of hubris and mendacity

The Luv Doc, Feb. 23, 2017

Willing

Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven’t been very enthusiastic bathers

The Luv Doc, Feb. 16, 2017

Equal Time

Good friends are going to cost you

The Luv Doc, Feb. 9, 2017

Hot for Teacher

It's not easy to steal your daughter's boyfriend

The Luv Doc, Feb. 2, 2017

FMB

Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora

The Luv Doc, Jan. 26, 2017

Hold it

Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it

The Luv Doc, Jan. 19, 2017

Worthless

Everyone is a snowflake and we all have something unique and special to contribute

The Luv Doc, Jan. 12, 2017

Vice Without the Ad

Existentially speaking, it’s probably best not to go apeshit with the featherduster

The Luv Doc, Jan. 5, 2017

Some Secret Grotto

Men don't fear commitment

The Luv Doc, Dec. 29, 2016

Feeding Pigeons

Toddlers have a lot of cartilage, don't they?

The Luv Doc, Dec. 22, 2016

Crock-Pot Potpourri

In which the Luv Doc gives a one-word answer

The Luv Doc, Dec. 15, 2016

Be a Champion

You have to silence the doubters, the boo birds and the armchair quarterbacks

The Luv Doc, Dec. 8, 2016

Strew Your Seed

Usable knowledge in the agricultural sciences

The Luv Doc, Dec. 1, 2016

In Favor of Waxing

There is far too much hair in the world already

The Luv Doc, Nov. 23, 2016

Sunshine Patriot

We'll never really know if he's the Antichrist until we shave his orange toupee

The Luv Doc, Nov. 17, 2016

A Post-Jambox Era

You start dropping big bombs and everybody gets hurt

The Luv Doc, Nov. 10, 2016

History

Any time you start poking around in someone's skeleton closet there is a good chance you're going to get boned

The Luv Doc, Nov. 3, 2016

A Real Pleasurecraft

Ambition is not an admirable quality, it's a tolerable neurosis at best

The Luv Doc, Oct. 27, 2016

Prohibition

God help the affable, chubby, slow kids with thick glasses

The Luv Doc, Oct. 20, 2016

How Clever You Are

Where everyone gets their three minutes to bomb

The Luv Doc, Oct. 13, 2016

Gone Soft

Has the Luv Doc gone soft?

The Luv Doc, Oct. 6, 2016

A Success Story

You can't hold her hand all the way to the altar, and it would be a terrible idea if you did

The Luv Doc, Sep. 29, 2016

Into It

It's a real drag giving an anatomy lesson in the middle of a hot makeout sesh

The Luv Doc, Sep. 22, 2016

Beware the Righteous

Way worse than robots

The Luv Doc, Sep. 15, 2016

A Rock-Solid Friend

Any wedding planner who claims to actually know the difference between shrimp and flamingo is blowing puce up your rosebud

The Luv Doc, Sep. 8, 2016

Every Few Minutes

Far-fetched, hopelessly sad, and embarrassingly pathetic

The Luv Doc, Sep. 1, 2016

Call the Movers

All you need to do is find that one magical key

The Luv Doc, Aug. 25, 2016

Three Date Rule

Stand by for further ridicule

The Luv Doc, Aug. 18, 2016

Testing

Like it or not, you are always being graded – not by your words, but by your actions

The Luv Doc, Aug. 11, 2016

Haircut!

Wear what the fuck you want

The Luv Doc, Aug. 4, 2016

Always Late

F that D

The Luv Doc, Jul. 28, 2016

Start Snapping

Not everyone needs to gaze constantly into the pool of Narcissus

The Luv Doc, Jul. 21, 2016

Slobs!

Nobody wants a fiery taint on their first date

The Luv Doc, Jul. 14, 2016

Bored People Suck

Actually, that's not true. They don't suck at all.

The Luv Doc, Jul. 7, 2016

Uncool!

Yes, you should stop checking his phone

The Luv Doc, Jun. 30, 2016

Frozen

A little homespun wisdom from Dub Nelly

The Luv Doc, Jun. 23, 2016

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