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"...In German, a penis that is small when limp but gets bigger is..."

"...short, this one’s tall, this one doesn’t have a penis), and then you start to pick up on the..."

"...speaking, there isn’t a huge difference between a 43-year-old penis and a 63-year-old penis – unless the 63-year-old’s pubic..."

"...system is to have a buff Australian squeeze his penis in a sight gag straight out of There’s Something..."

"...usual. I wouldn't be shocked if your breasts or penis got bigger. But even more importantly, I suspect your..."

"...if Jeff Bezos can launch a $5.5 billion dollar penis rocket into suborbital space, he can surely put a..."

"...president won't stop commenting on the only right-wing trustee's penis, even though police have investigated the alleged harassment and..."

"...smoke machines belched impenetrability, and 16mm traffic accident and penis reconstruction films Taylor borrowed from the RTF department projected..."

"...a blessing and a curse – sort of like penises. In fact, being uncomfortably familiar with the male psyche..."

"...Gabi masturbates James, complete with images of an erect penis and money shot. (The version of Infinity Pool screened..."

"...chlamydia bacterium, there is no difference between the Pope's penis and Wilt Chamberlain's. Seems impossible, right? But that's only..."

"...Biden but also that little bald-headed dude with the penis rocket who runs Amazon. You don't think he has..."

"...said, “Oh, why?” and I said, “Well, they're very penis-friendly.” I don't know if she's using them [in the..."

"...Ernest Hemingway's nickname for his penis was "Mr. Scrooby." President Lyndon B. Johnson's nickname for..."

"...the sonic epic from 1996’s Ænima, “Hooker With a Penis,” to close the main set...."

"...he had a second, slightly smaller but fully functioning penis that was located directly under his main penis. He..."

"...a bachelorette party special anyway? That and those plastic penis straws?..."

"...always remind him that there are plenty of bigger penises in the world and yet you daily choose not..."

"...can both agree that the sound of your flaccid penis slapping against your thigh probably isn't the only thing..."

"...to orgasm away real-world stressors with a silicone werewolf penis or two. (Werewolves, she reveals, are extremely good sellers..."

"...have sex with Samantha. "I did not put my penis in her," he's recorded saying. "I don't see how..."

"...solo shucking your corn this summer, there are affordable penis stimulators, like Austin's homegrown Fleshlight/Fleshjack's Quickshot ($34.95). Boggs says..."

"...as her persona La Chica Boom, wears a strap-on penis formed by a pepper-sauce bottle as revealed on p.49..."

"...– her in an apron with a huge cartoon penis on the front, him in white jeans with a..."

"...a polynomial, but never should it include transforming a penis into a vagina."..."

"...and most likely the bulk of that sex was penis-centric to be very generous, but it might give you..."

"...vessel on the altar looked a lot like Chad's penis...."

"...The word "prick" as slang for penis dates back to at least 1851...."

"...a catheter and his inability to vocalize the word “penis” give rise to a painfully prolonged episode of mugging..."

"...Yes, there have been some mulligans – like the..."