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"...cervix or uterus are, or [would wonder] if a penis reaches too far would it be stuck in the..."

"...cervix or uterus are, or [would wonder] if a penis reaches too far would it be stuck in the..."

"...unsuppressed gasps when Ralph (Aaron Alexander) walked out buck-naked, penis dangling like a deflated exclamation point to Veronica's declaration..."

"...of one day being able to lick his own penis...."

"...pillar in the Embassy Suites atrium with a Sharpie penis above which is written, “gargle this.” After a few..."

"...the film’s bad guys, who shoots ejaculate from his penis-shaped head as a defense mechanism, is the superhero tandem’s..."

"...In a series of short stories, Magary tells enough penis jokes and Mad Libs anecdotes to keep even the..."

"...(NSFW: cartoon penis, sexy treadmill workout, etc.)..."

"...accommodating the large display of donated art, including the Penis Project and the Vagina Project. As one of the..."

"...sleazy, a little bit of a gag shop. Like penis straws and stuff. Whereas Good Vibes is like ..."..."

"...explains G.O.A.T. "Even if it's another man touching your penis."..."

"...that it involved Dan and Fran, and that a penis was involved. Interviewers offered Christy candy if she'd tell..."

"...with a custom album cover: drummer Zach Hill's erect penis with the title No Love Deep Web scrawled on..."

"...as a monster laughs hysterically next to a gyrating penis. Hilary Duff floats throughout the screen during another scene...."

"...over the holidays with a rather large, albeit Modigliani-esque penis. Shouldn’t all these red-blooded dudes be concerning themselves with..."

"...once intoned: "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? You can wrap it up in ribbons; you can..."

"...jokes. People are like, 'I'm going to start The Gentlemanly Penis.' And I'm like, 'You should!' But no one's doing..."

"...Uniqueness: He has a penis...."

"...too poor, too stupid, too … uh … unendowed (penis enlargement kit anyone?). There are legions of marketers out..."

"...bodily fluids as a route of all comedy (the gun-as-penis metaphor has rarely been drawn more squishily, unexpectedly or..."

"...• Right wing sophists blame Southern Decadence for Hurricane..."

"...Premiere Shunichiro Miki delivers a shot of utter madness. Penis guns! Nipple monsters! A giant girl running a very..."

"...what was thought for decades to be Rasputin's severed penis was actually just a cucumber...."

"...trip, and featuring a large child with a tiny penis (the surreptitiously excellent Marcuz Jess Petersen), Klown might not..."

"...Akihito Morimoto's Mötley Crüe shirt was drummer Tomoharu Ito's penis sock. To his credit, the sock was 4 feet..."

"...looking for a way to compensate for his small penis that doesn’t involve chrome-plated mountain oysters...."

"...be another word for wings, antlers, or a 14-inch penis: something you don't have. So rather than being a..."

"...literally, it's a fairly straightforward message: You are a penis engaged in the act of intercourse. Simple enough, right?..."

"...once I thought about it – flash-drive in a penis, flash-drive in a vagina – I realized that, this..."