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Oct. 24, 2003 Screens Feature by Marc Savlov
In Which We Remove Foot From Mouth, Mind From Gutter
A Freudian slip from the one-track mind of Sarah Hepola.
"...movie Weird Science was released in Japan as Electric Penis. In fact, the movie was released as Electric Venus...."
Nov. 29, 2002 Screens Feature
A Hollywood Twist
Ilan Mitchell-Smith, the "other dude" from Weird Science, reflects on his Teen Beat past and on co-star Anthony Michael Hall.
"...this Japanese girl about how much she liked Electric Penis...."
Nov. 8, 2002 Screens Feature by Sarah Hepola
Circuit
"...(Lekakis, a circuit icon) shoots performance drugs in his penis and a sleazy straight party promoter (Katt -- that's..."
Aug. 23, 2002 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
The Sweetest Thing
"...this one involving a pair of tonsils and a penis piercing. Ouch.) But Christina Applegate, of Eighties white-trash pinup..."
April 12, 2002 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
Slackers
"...with a lip-synching sock puppet -- worn over his penis -- framed by ginger-colored pubes shown at length in..."
Feb. 1, 2002 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman
Affronts to Gracious Living
Your Style Avatar ticks through the 10 worst fashion and style trends of the Year 2000.
"...whose design background is limited to describing President Clinton's penis? Ask the folks at Henri Bendel in New York:..."
Jan. 5, 2001 Features Feature by Stephen MacMillan Moser
Chinese Torture Chamber Story
"...A maid and her master are arrested after the penis of the maid's husband literally explodes upon being given..."
Nov. 29, 2000 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Smiling Fish and Goat On Fire
"...has a girlfriend who loves him for his “corduroy penis,” although he can't manage to stay faithful to her...."
Nov. 10, 2000 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Soul Vengeance
"...eerie shot of an African statue bearing a large penis. That pretty much sets the pace for a wild..."
Oct. 6, 2000 Screens Review by Mike Emery
Postmarks
Starbucks vs. the Chronicle: Who's zoomin' who?
"...identity. No healthy male would want to turn his penis into a vagina. No healthy woman would want to..."
Sept. 15, 2000 Column
Too Dumb to Die
A profile of Austin's longest-running musical parody, the Uranium Savages.
"...Here's where the penises come in. If proof was ever needed that the..."
Dec. 10, 1999 Music Feature by Margaret Moser
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
"...Turner, and another in which he's stalked by a penis-obsessed Vice Squad dick go nowhere fast but manage to..."
Dec. 10, 1999 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
The Whole Package
With Margaret Wiley, you didn’t have a one-trick pony; you had a multitude of talents and personalities in one big and big-hearted woman. Wiley’s friends and colleagues at Esther’s Follies offer their memories of this exceptional Austin comedian who died November 2.
"...clad not in an Easter hat, but a giant penis costume. The penis costume ended up a useful staple..."
Nov. 12, 1999 Arts Feature by Robert Faires
Three to Tango
"...straight girls paw each other ambiguously and shriek about penis size. What is even a bigger bummer is the..."
Oct. 22, 1999 Movie Review by Sarah Hepola
Postmarks
The dog-running controversy continues … and chalk another one up for Ventura.
"...found herself staring down the barrel of a four-foot penis at last week's Uranium Savages performance --"..."
Oct. 1, 1999 Column
American Pie
"...American Pie's lack of good taste and surfeit of penis gags. And as much as I'd like to say..."
July 16, 1999 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Happiness
Solondz uncovers suburbia's dirty secrets.
"...(Read) who is worried about such pubescent issues as penis size and ejaculation. These conversations provide the fodder for..."
Oct. 23, 1998 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Orgazmo
"...fact that he's contractually obligated to have a stunt penis). If that sounds silly, it is. Parker's hallmark wackiness..."
Oct. 23, 1998 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Killer Condom
"...scurry along squeakily cute but suddenly they turn into penis-chomping predators. The film is based on Ralf König's popular..."
Aug. 21, 1998 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Toast to an Artspace About Art
Pro-Jex's Tunnel of Art on Fifth Street Was More Than a Gallery, Much More
"...snake, only there was nothing covering him. And his penis was huge, way out of proportion with his body,..."
April 3, 1998 Arts Feature by John Spong
Wild Things
The film is a fun, sexy never-ending game of double-cross.
"...course that old standby: Is that really Kevin Bacon's penis? It's stupid, asinine stuff when you get right down..."
March 27, 1998 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Critical Care
"...future of his promising career when he follows his penis into an ill-advised sexual liaison with the tempting daughter..."
Nov. 14, 1997 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
¿Quieres Chanclar?
East Riverside's "Latin Strip"
"...de plata, $60." Pene is the Spanish word for penis...."
Nov. 7, 1997 Music Feature by James E. Garcia
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
"...In German, a penis that is small when limp but gets bigger is..."
May 3, 2024 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, December 8-14
"...usual. I wouldn't be shocked if your breasts or penis got bigger. But even more importantly, I suspect your..."
Dec. 8, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny
Remembering Teresa Taylor, Stand-Up Butthole Surfers Drummer With a Memorable Role in Slacker
The Texas percussionist and “Madonna Pap smear girl” has died at 60
"...smoke machines belched impenetrability, and 16mm traffic accident and penis reconstruction films Taylor borrowed from the RTF department projected..."
June 20, 2023 Music Post by Tim Stegall
The Luv Doc: Science FTW
Like the 45th president, some things really are simpler than they seem
"...chlamydia bacterium, there is no difference between the Pope's penis and Wilt Chamberlain's. Seems impossible, right? But that's only..."
Dec. 2, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc
The Luv Doc: No Questions, Just Answers
Two is plenty, thank you
"...Biden but also that little bald-headed dude with the penis rocket who runs Amazon. You don't think he has..."
Sept. 30, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc
Q&A: The Dicks’ Gary Floyd Talks Lifelong Creativity Ahead of Austin Art Exhibition
Maybe We'll See Butterflies opens tomorrow at Prizer Arts & Letters
"...said, “Oh, why?” and I said, “Well, they're very penis-friendly.” I don't know if she's using them [in the..."
