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"Strait" as in "straitjacket" means "close fitting."

98% of all adoptions in Japan are of males aged 25-30 so that family businesses can remain within the family. Blood heirs are under the constant pressure of knowing that if they under-perform, they'll be replaced.

There were four female pilots cast and filmed for Return of the Jedi's climactic battle of Endor. Two were A-Wing pilots and two piloted an X-Wing, with one, played by Vivienne Chandler, having an entire page of dialogue.

Watching Smokey and the Bandit was one of Alfred Hitchcock's guilty pleasures.

95% of all the stars in existence today were formed during the past 11 billion years. The rate at which new stars are being produced in galaxies today is barely 3% of the rate 11 billion years ago.

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letters at 3am

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    Fri., May 31, 2013

  • An Arbitrary Nation, Part 3

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    Fri., May 17, 2013

  • An Arbitrary Nation, Part 2

    Laws arbitrarily enforced (or not enforced) according to the whims of the authorities are no longer laws

    Fri., May 3, 2013

after a fashion

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    Your Style Avatar rolls out in his first Queerbomb. Sort of.
  • May 31, 2013

    Don't tell Stephen who to expose
  • May 24, 2013

    Epiphanies sometimes look like gorgeous sunsets and produce brilliant work

day trips

  • June 7, 2013

    Park is home to famous tree
  • May 31, 2013

    Bryan Beach State Recreation Area outside of the seaside village of Quintana plays with the imagination. A popular local...
  • May 24, 2013

    Drive-in brings outdoor movie viewing back to the Metroplex

gay place

  • June 7, 2013

    Compared to last Saturday, this weekend gay Austin may be able to hear a pin drop, but there's still too much to do
  • May 31, 2013

    Bomb together or bomb separately: It's Queerbomb weekend
  • May 24, 2013

    Christeene, Kings N Things, Funhouse, surely there's something to offend everyone

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