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Jan. 25, 2002 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones
The Monkey's Mask
"...like those hard-boiled detectives of yore, Jill's a sure sucker for a set of pretty gams. In this case,..."
Oct. 12, 2001 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
The Ladies Man
"...SNL regular Ferrell phones in his performance from Planet Suck -- there's nothing remotely funny about his closeted gay..."
Oct. 13, 2000 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Snow Day
"...quality of gratitude we reserve for art that doesn't suck as badly as we'd feared it might. Not least..."
Feb. 18, 2000 Movie Review by Russell Smith
Cruel Intentions
In its fourth film rendition, Les Liaisons Dangereuses is adapted for the high-school set.
"...predecessors -- Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie's vampiric society bloodsuckers in The Hunger. A vampire by any other name..."
March 5, 1999 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Character
"...at the heart of the story do little to suck in the viewer's sympathies. But who's to say if..."
May 15, 1998 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
Palmetto
"...else who could so easily straddle the line between suck and sucker with such dumbass bravado. Harrelson is shaping..."
Feb. 27, 1998 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
"...giggling in spite of yourself. Truly, it does not suck...."
Dec. 20, 1996 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Wheels on Meals
"...her father, an evil count (Edelman) who wants to suck her dry of her impending fortune. Chan, Yuen, and..."
Aug. 5, 1994 Movie Review by Marc Savlov
Innocent Blood
"...Robert Loggia and Don Rickles. Fatally beautiful, doomed to suck blood through eternity: what's a nice vampire to do?..."
Oct. 2, 1992 Movie Review by Kathleen Maher
Hippy Porn
"...of Gregg Araki. And despite its best intentions to suck the audience right up into its tedium and boredom,..."
March 20, 1992 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten
The Luv Doc: Contagion
Sick people suck
"...I feel you, Sasha. Sick people suck – well, except for Ferris Bueller. He behaved responsibly..."
Jan. 18, 2013 Column by The Luv Doc
On 'Being' and 'Bullshit'
Poet and memoirist Nick Flynn reads at ACC tonight
"...with his homeless father in Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, which found new life on film (albeit with..."
April 11, 2012 Books Post by Kimberley Jones
Page Two: Praying for an Early Death
Louis Black sucks, and he makes SXSW suck
"..."SX sucks for Austinites. We have an incredible creative community here,..."
March 26, 2010 Column by Louis Black
Just One Letter Away From Count Chocula
This toy's got teef!
"...Wish I had known about this tasty li'l tricky..."
Oct. 30, 2009 Qmmunity Post by Kate X Messer
Lone Gunman
"...of "shit regret," when things you do expect to suck do suck, but not as much as you would..."
Sept. 4, 1998 Books Feature by Stuart Wade
Cha Cha Real Smooth
The pains of growing up in this touching portrayal of post-college love
"...It's a truth universally accepted that your early 20s suck, and they may suck now more than they have..."
June 17, 2022 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker
Monkeys Gone to Heaven
The Pixies aren't a family and that's a good thing, according to Kim Deal
"...something, and why this album's good and this album sucks .... Sometimes I concurred, and sometimes I didn't, but..."
Sept. 17, 2010 Music Feature by Audra Schroeder
Cardinals Down the Drain: To Night the Impossible Mare?
"...Jason Lane’s name like that, public-address announcer. Jason Lane sucks. You should not be doing a violent vocal karate-chop..."
Sept. 29, 2006 Sports Post by Shawn Badgley
Postmarks
More Light Rail hubbub and a few Naderite cries in the wilderness.
"...What, Like Houston Doesn't Suck, Too?Editor:..."
Oct. 27, 2000 Column
Getting the Joke
Comedy isn't the funny business it was in the Eighties, what with fewer clubs and audiences burned out by comedy on cable and hack comics. Seven Austin comics discuss the current state of stand-up in a round-table discussion.
"...Matt Sadler: You know, everybody in this room sucked when they started. Everybody sucked when they started. Nobody..."
June 30, 2000 Arts Feature
The Luv Doc: An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn't think he's a dumbass.
"...Facebook and thought, "Goddamn it, maybe the series won't suck as hard as the original 12 Karate Kid movies."..."
Jan. 15, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc
What’cha Watchin’?
Screengrabs from the Chronicle staff
"...You Suck at Cooking (YouTube)..."
July 19, 2019 Screens Column by Katelyn Landry
John Dwyer’s Oh Sees Ethic
Nonstop cottage industry doesn’t blame Austin
"...he sang over. And actually, I don’t think it sucked, which is a fucking miracle. I remember looking at..."
Aug. 30, 2017 Music Post by Libby Webster
This Week's Waste of Time
Point and click your way to free gaming
"...I hate point-and-click adventure games. There, I said it. Suck on that blogosphere. And by "that" I mean my..."
June 2, 2011 Screens Post by James Renovitch
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Patron saints of drug dealers; oatmeal for horses; Toad Suck, Ark.; and more
"...Toad Suck, Ark., is named for steamboat captains traveling the Arkansas..."
Dec. 17, 2010 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants
Doubt He Could Suckify SXSW All by His Lonesome
"...Two”s and am amazed by the suggestion that SXSW sucks because Louis Black sucks. I have never attended South..."
April 14, 2010 Postmarks
Take Your Slacker to Work Day
"...same questions night after night?” Ouch. That’s got to suck. It’s not even June, and they are calling for..."
June 12, 2007 Sports Post by John Hunt
Wammo
Record Review
"...WammoFaster Than the Speed of Suck..."
April 26, 2002 Music Review by Ken Lieck
Jesus Gonna Be Here
Johnny Toxic
"...and watch me get fucked!" and "Thank you -- suck my titty!" In the end, even die-hard Howard Stern..."
