Just One Letter Away From Count Chocula

This toy's got teef!

Just One Letter Away From Count Chocula
by fleshjack.com

Wish I had known about this tasty li'l tricky treat a bit earlier before All Hallow's Eve, but I just learned of this Twilightian dream-cum-true today.

Oh, those maligned boys over at FleshJack – maligned only in the sense that a load (pardon the pun) of local not-exactly-the-most-sex-positive-pickles-in-the-pickle-bucket refuse their

sponsorship because of the nature of their business. Otherwise, and by the look of how much online ad rev they've been spurting about the intarwebs, they are doing just fine, thank you very much.

Anyway, as we learned on awesome local boy blog Man of Austin, the Austin-based lads at FleshJack have introduced a nice tight fit with the vampire juggernaut that is current all the rage (and just in time for Halloween and that second Twilight film): Count Cockula! A fabulous bit of latex shaped like Rob Pattison's purdy purdy mouth*, shoved atop a yummy flashlight you can come in.

If you are a guy.

You know.

Not that I don't wish that I sometimes had one of those (although it's not envy, honest), right now I wish I had one of those, because if I did, I'd buy one of these right this very minute (payday and all).

* No guaranteed Pattison resemblance, but a boy/boi can dream, no?

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