Dear Editor, I've only now gotten around to reading some missed “Page Two”s and am amazed by the suggestion that SXSW sucks because Louis Black sucks. I have never attended South by Southwest, but I know Louis. For all I know, SXSW may indeed suck (though I doubt that), but it can't be because Louis Black sucks, because Louis Black does not suck. And even if he did suck, I don't think he could suckify SXSW all by his lonesome, at least not on purpose.