After a Fashion

Your Style Avatar remains new-year-fabulous in fur despite others' mauling, pushing, and vomiting

"...PARTY POOP I must have had a fabulous last couple of..."

Jan. 11, 2008 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

The End of the World as He Knows It

Richard Kelly does decadence plus dystopia in Southland Tales

"...stopping everything for an ecstatically mournful music video. Plus poop jokes, two Seann William Scotts, and lots and lots..."

Nov. 16, 2007 Screens Feature by Spencer Parsons

Pleased to meet you . . . Finally.

"...workout was pretty good, about a 7 on a poop yourself scale of 1-10 (1 being barely breaking a..."

Oct. 29, 2007 Promotions Post

Calling the healthier version of me! Will you please pick up?

"...I run about a block, get so tired I poop out and then walk for 10 minutes or so,..."

Oct. 11, 2007 Promotions Post

Oh Yeah?

"...desperate for some speed increasing, time demolishing, make you poop yourself workouts. The rest of my PFT was good,..."

Oct. 11, 2007 Promotions Post

Panhandlers Are a Real Problem

"...the day. I swear everyone wants to sugar this poop cake and state that the panhandling homeless are harmless..."

Oct. 5, 2007 Postmarks

'Chronicle' Modulates Frequency of KOOP's Bid for Unbeaten Season, Wins Instant Classic 7-5

"...Shadow League's leading hitter gathered himself. "Poof! will go POOP Radio," he whispered loudly enough for anyone within earshot...."

July 23, 2007 Sports Post by Shawn Badgley

July Is for Lovers (of Screaming and Feedback)

"...salty tales. Last one there has to swab the poop deck...."

July 9, 2007 Music Post by Audra Schroeder

Dying Alone in Williamson County

Animal shelter conditions draw outrage and accusations

"...and bloody intestinal disease spread by contact with feces. "Poop in the cages is my pet peeve," said Guyer..."

July 6, 2007 News Feature by Patricia J. Ruland

Media Watch

Not-so-hidden agendas orbit around satellite merger approval

"...put it in FCC-approved terms, a bit of cow poop. In fact, they hate this deal because it will..."

March 2, 2007 News Column by Kevin Brass

'Possession Arrow': Badgley<-Razook

"...capital of Oklahoma. Look for it. Count on it. Poop on it. Before that, though, look for me on..."

Feb. 24, 2007 Sports Post by Shawn Badgley

Jennifer Kim's Gategate

But the question is, did the dog go through security?

"...Kim piss off? In who's pathway did her pooch poop? Over the weekend the Statesman published an "investigation" into..."

Jan. 29, 2007 News Post by Wells Dunbar

Postmarks

Our readers talk back.

"...a year, Strayhorn is fading, and Kinky stopped to poop on the track," what grade level was she in,..."

Oct. 13, 2006 Column

Why Did You Print It?

"...a year, Strayhorn is fading, and Kinky stopped to poop on the track," what grade level was she in,..."

Oct. 9, 2006 Postmarks

Naked City

Headlines and happenings from Austin and beyond

"...a year, Strayhorn is fading and Kinky stopped to poop on the track." – from syndicated columnist Molly Ivins'..."

Oct. 6, 2006 News Feature

The Greatest Gift

An oral history unearthing one of post-punk's most seminal acts: Austin's Scratch Acid

"...Eating that's pretty good, but overall it sounds like poop. With Berserker, it had been so long since I'd..."

Sept. 1, 2006 Music Feature by Greg Beets

After a Fashion

Stephen gets all artsy and somehow manages to not even get any on himself. He also encourages men to wear fewer clothes.

"...PARTY POOP I went to the annual fete put on by..."

Aug. 11, 2006 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

The Common Law

Illegal dumping – doggy style

July 28, 2006 Column

After a Fashion

Stephen trips the bright lights (big titties) fantastic!

"...PARTY POOP Thursday: "Lonnie-eee," I whined to aGLIFF's executive director, Lonnie..."

April 28, 2006 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

After a Fashion

After SXSW, everything is an afterparty!

"...PARTY POOP It felt like 1981 all over again, tramping around..."

March 24, 2006 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

In Print

The Big Book of Porn: A Penetrating Look at the World of Dirty MoviesLike the titillating genre, the book is loaded with enticing eye candy and a fun, flirtatious layout – imagine Skinemax doing a VH1 special:'Behind the Porn,' in book form

"...one-liners like a naughty uncle ("German porn has more poop flying around than the primate house at the Berlin..."

Feb. 17, 2006 Screens Feature by Kate X Messer

White House Press Whores?

Top 10 media stories

"...Confronted with evidence that he had used the term "poop" several times in recent weeks, Statesman columnist John Kelso..."

Jan. 6, 2006 News Feature

After a Fashion

Scrambling to take care of that Secret Santa on your list? Your Style Avatar has the perfect solution!

"...PARTY POOP The birthday party thrown for philanthropist Gary Cooper by..."

Dec. 16, 2005 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

The Bloodthirsty Killers of Circle C

Victims take flight! ... Officials shrug! ... Stealthy predators stalk the suburban streets!

"...birds really enhanced the community image, what with the poop on the cars and such. Urban agrees that birds..."

Dec. 9, 2005 News Feature by Rachel Proctor May

The Monkey Time

How communing with the apes inspired the artists of the Texas Monkey Project

"...my camera was soaking wet. And also they throw poop at you. I kind of find it endearing, but..."

Aug. 5, 2005 Arts Feature by Cindy Widner

After a Fashion

"...PARTY POOP: My sister handed me the invitation saying, "David Cotton..."

July 22, 2005 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Hit by a Car

Bonus Tracks

"...Don't Poop in My Mouth and Tell Me It's Raining (El..."

April 29, 2005 Music Review by Darcie Stevens

Rock & Roll Books

Picks & Sleepers

"...a man of troubling dichotomy, sabotaging ambitious compositions with poop talk, espousing civil liberties while snickering at gay sex,..."

Dec. 3, 2004 Music Feature by Greg Beets

Postmarks

Our readers talk back.

"...a deterrent. Why in heaven send seven toots with poop cake for brains to take care of poverty and..."

May 14, 2004 Column

Summer Fun

Oh, Galveston

"...POOP DECK Who wouldn't love a bar with a vague..."

May 14, 2004 Features Feature by Kate X Messer

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