The Luv Doc: Cat Poop!

A pile of cat poop is hardly a severed horse head, but you should probably take it as a message

"...just in time to see one of her cats pooping on my pillow. I pushed the cat off the..."

Jan. 29, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Your Poop Is the Shit!

It's not the end of the world

"...If your floating poop is especially greasy and foul-smelling, that's not good –..."

Nov. 15, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Way Too Much Dog Poop

"...the past year or so, the amount of dog poop that hasn't been cleaned up has become intolerable. It..."

Dec. 17, 2008 Postmarks

The Luv Doc: Dog Poop, Flop Sweat, and Rotting Salmon

The thin ice of environmental irresponsibility

"...fucking someone who smells like a mixture of dog poop, flop sweat, and rotting salmon. Actually the line I..."

Feb. 23, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Paper Just White Stuff Around Chicken Poop

"...reduced your paper to the white stuff around chicken poop. Whoever came up with this idea should go work..."

April 12, 2010 Postmarks

The Party Poop

Dec. 17, 1999 News Feature

Rolling Stone and Maker of Poo~Pourri Partner for Shits and Giggles at SXSW

Activation includes 30-foot-tall giant poo in Downtown Austin

"...fragrance-fueled events, live music, and ~Pourri’s immersive, inflatable 30-foot-tall poop...."

Feb. 14, 2024 SXSW Post by Miranda Garza

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

The wimpy kid returns for a reboot

"...nothing funnier on this planet than the plop of poop – except for maybe a loud, rumbling, wet fart...."

May 19, 2017 Movie Review by Steve Davis

Grown Ups 2

Sandler and pals return to the well.

"...in this alliterative vein, there is plenty of piss, poop, and other potty humor – as well as something..."

July 19, 2013 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Then There's This: Aquifer Angst

Will the city poop out on its fight to block a wastewater permit?

"...the council moves toward deliberation: "Right now there is zero poop water irrigation on the recharge zone," he said, "and..."

Sept. 28, 2012 News Column by Amy Smith

Nanny McPhee Returns

Emma Thompson stars as the titular nanny in this family film, which she also wrote.

"...in its family-entertainment goals, there are plenty of modern-day poop jokes as the muddy farm generates torrents of animal..."

Aug. 20, 2010 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld delivers an agreeable though tame animated picture that more than does the trick but is unlikely to become a superbuzz movie.

"...that's devoid of any jokes about bee farts and poop...."

Nov. 2, 2007 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Wild Hogs

John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, and William H. Macy star as middle-aged friends who seek life's purpose while on a cross-country motorcycle trip.

"...comedy, usually involving Lawrence, with weak comedy, usually involving poop (both bird and human). And a note to screenwriters..."

March 2, 2007 Movie Review by Toddy Burton

Big Momma's House 2

It's a shame to again witness Martin Lawrence squander his considerable comic talents under a fat suit and fake breasts in this shoddy sequel.

"...In its favor, the movie has no fart or poop jokes as might be expected (unless you count Big..."

Feb. 3, 2006 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Racing Stripes

Just as the titular zebra, Stripes, is not really a horse of a different color, this kids picture is not a movie of a different stripe.

"...your dreams, etc.), and so too are its voluminous poop jokes. Adults will find Stripes tolerable at best, and..."

Jan. 14, 2005 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

A Cinderella Story

Hilary Duff's Cinderella tale goes splat like a pumpkin.

"...set-pieces with her stepfamily that draw mainly from the poop-in-the-pool school of humor. Coolidge – so skilled at parody..."

July 16, 2004 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

The Wild Thornberrys Movie

"...Man”) and a decent amount of one-off gags (horse poop! haw!), but adults will groove on the constant twitting..."

Dec. 20, 2002 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Not Another Teen Movie

"...they're aiming to break the land speed record for poop 'n' piss jokes. Apparently there's still an audience for..."

Dec. 14, 2001 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

The Common Law

Dogs and nuisance issues (poop, leashes, and noise)

Feb. 8, 2019 Column by Luke Ellis

Mo' Music July 30

Three bands I am so over…

"...now never gets played. I'll admit it's fun to poop on things sometimes, so here goes...."

July 30, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Rob Cohen

'Statesman' Drops a Turd

Decision to censor 'Doonesbury' strip annoys the crap out of daily's readers

"...dozen writers in recent years, mounds of the Statesman's poop, crap, and general vile splat are piled up in..."

Aug. 5, 2005 News Feature by Kevin Brass

Tuber

First place

"...is about boys who simulate the experience of eating poop for a fat kid...."

Feb. 9, 2007 Books Feature by Mark Grayson Mayer

Park Party Poopers

"...what I see much, much more of is dog poop, in bags and not. I am disgusted by this..."

April 4, 2022 Postmarks

The Luv Doc: Trash Is Trash

Nobody wants to slam margs with a shitbag carrier

"...some point during our walk, she will have to poop. I always carry a bag with me to pick..."

March 26, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: The Morning Grump

Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

"...knows what it's like to choke on someone else's poop fumes. Poop fumes are not only real, they're a..."

Sept. 28, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Mutually Assured Destruction

A pretty bum deal if you ask me

"...pee while he was brushing his teeth. He would poop while I was in the shower. Back then I..."

June 21, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Happy Grunting!

There are certain smells that even love can't overcome

"...now she doesn't seem to have any problem just pooping in my bathroom with the door wide open. I..."

Dec. 1, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Sex Was Really Good

What good would the Luv Doc be doing if he danced around the hard topics with feeble euphemisms just to placate some nebulous, antiquated, Victorian sensibility?

"...I just read your poop column and it got me thinking of a girl..."

April 16, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

Poo Part Deux

"...Hello Luv Doc Regarding your column on placing dog poop in other people's trash bins [“Trash is Trash,” March..."

April 2, 2021 Postmarks

Let 'Em Bin It

"...and funny advice, but last week's column regarding dog poop was just dead wrong [“Trash is Trash,” March 26]...."

March 29, 2021 Postmarks

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