Night of the Living Dildo Police

How a proposed Texas law would limit sex toy sales

"...of helpful devices on its shelves, including a vibrating dildo and “stroker” toys for men...."

Feb. 14, 2025 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

Novelty Firm Backs Dildo Protest Documentary

Cocks Not Glocks gets some firm support

"...The film will chronicle the 2016 Campus Dildo Carry rally at UT Austin, where students protested Senate..."

June 19, 2018 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Sorority Boys

"...huh? Along the way, there's plenty of wiener waggling, dildo fights, shower sequences, and wet T-shirts, as well as..."

March 22, 2002 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Chapter 4: The Nineties!

March 1991 -- December 2000

"...was a duck standing on a log with a dildo strapped to its back. You couldn't tell it was..."

Sept. 7, 2001 Features Feature

Holiday Gift Guide: Pop-Culture Collectors

Alternative gifts for the Game of Thrones and Stranger Things fan in your life

"...Game of Moans Dildo Sword$110, www.etsy.com/listing/294405367/game-of-moans-dildo-sword-long-shaft You know what some haters say about..."

Dec. 8, 2017 Screens Feature by Richard Whittaker

Trending: #CocksNotGlocks

Facebook event protesting campus carry goes viral

"...ready for a different kind of campus carry – dildos...."

Oct. 11, 2015 News Post by Mac McCann

Sex Sells: 40 Years of Forbidden Fruit

Terri Lynn Raridon gives Austin over to absolute pleasure

"...a relentless philanthropist. She's also a survivor of the Dildo Wars...."

Nov. 5, 2021 Arts Feature by Wayne Alan Brenner

Is That a Perfectly Legal, Anatomically Correct Condom Education Model, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

"...Cock rings. Anal plugs. Nipple clamps. Dildos...."

Aug. 11, 2000 Features Feature by Erica C. Barnett

Dildos No Longer a Hard Sell

Anatomically correct and legal, too!

"...to the Texas statute, it's illegal to sell a dildo but not to own or use one. In 1993,..."

April 25, 2008 News Feature by Jordan Smith

Short Cuts

Sure, you can call a spade a spade, but the Statesman can't call a dildo a dildo. Try "female sex toys" instead.

"...blurb about co-filmmakers Laura Barton and Judy Wilder's documentary Dildo Diaries (read it online at www.austin360.com/auto_docs/epaper/editions/friday/movies_2.html), but refused to..."

Aug. 30, 2002 Screens Column by Marc Savlov

Qmmunity: Serving Real Realness

AI art has no place in the queer community, plus queer Austin updates

"...never seen the AI actually write out the word “dildo” when my interviewee actually says it. Otter interprets queer..."

March 1, 2024 Column by James Scott

Campus Hacks: University of Texas

Surprisingly, hook 'em isn't the only thing you need to know

"...UT history. In a glass case rests a a dildo (yes, a dildo), from the 2016 “Cocks not Glocks”..."

Aug. 23, 2017 Chronolog Post by Maria Mendez

Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?

Texas-set comedy riffs on Lysistrata

"...Leachman as the randy old woman who brandishes her dildo and cracks crude sexual jokes is the nail in..."

Sept. 30, 2016 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Gay Place

Let's make this the greatest, gayest, most glittery Pride yet

"...Cocks Not Glocks: Campus (DILDO) Carry Did you know you could get a citation..."

Aug. 19, 2016 Column by Sarah Marloff

Open Carry: Boobs and Breasts

SXSW-timed open carry event overshadowed by toplessness

"...Handguns, breasts, and dildos, with bewildered schoolchildren, SXSWers, out-of-towners, and others looking on..."

March 18, 2016 News Feature by Mac McCann

Deadpool

This sassy superhero movie is not your child’s comic-book origin tale

"...explain what Vanessa and Wade do with a strap-on dildo on International Women’s Day. T.J. Miller, described in the..."

Feb. 12, 2016 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Let's Go Gun Crazy

UT working group recommends allowing guns in classrooms, while a "mock mass shooting" and a "mass farting" protest in response bring out the national media

"...made fart noises, whoopee cushions, a wide variety of dildos, and even a bike with a stereo system that..."

Dec. 18, 2015 News Feature by Mac McCann

News Roundup: Anti-Choice Work Is Never Done

Ken Paxton is an anti-abortnik

"...weekend after she created a Facebook event entitled "Campus (Dildo) Carry," writing on the event's page, "Starting on the..."

Oct. 12, 2015 News Post by the News Staff

Reza a 'Real Clown'

"...1] sure looks like a goofy kind of dorky dildo, doesn’t he? A real clown is this one, along..."

March 8, 2013 Postmarks

QueerBomb/Pride Roundtable: Extended Remix

QueerBomb and Austin Pride meet for a roundtable

"...know that there are Fleshjacks or butt plugs or dildos or whatever you want over here," and I know..."

June 3, 2011 Features Feature by Kate X Messer

Broken Lizard's Club Dread

Broken Lizard (the comedy group that gave us Super Troopers) spoofs summer-camp slasher flicks and lowbrow beach farces.

"...be jokes about Oral Roberts University, a realistic-looking rubber dildo will be waggled about, and director Chandrasekhar seems overwhelmed..."

Feb. 27, 2004 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Gay Prude Parade

Inaugural Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce parade scorns Saran-Wrap tops and dildo costumes. Can you imagine?

"...chance Austin resident Asher McShoe wouldn't have donned a dildo and Saran-Wrap tube top for Saturday's first annual Austin..."

June 7, 2002 News Feature by Jordan Smith

Love & Sex

"...modernity doesn’t have to mean rough language and throwaway dildo jokes. The old screwball romantic comedies of Howard Hawks..."

Sept. 28, 2000 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Five Steps to a Sluttier You

Online smut shopping: a fashion emergency of the sexy kind

"...What to buy? Which lip clamps, clit blasters, and dildo mouth gags are right for me? We've all been..."

Aug. 11, 2000 Screens Feature by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Strip Mall Spotlight: Crossroads Shopping Center

Selling my soul down at the Chili’s

"...game called Foreplay in a Row, and a two-ended dildo with a catchphrase on the package that reads “Back..."

March 14, 2025 Food Feature by Taylor Holland

Titillating Indeed

"...from sessions past by going to “Molly Ivins in Dildo Diaries” on YouTube. The fun starts at about 4:30...."

Feb. 18, 2025 Postmarks

Texas GOP's Book Bans Are the First Step in Anti-Public Education Crusade

Banning books (for Jesus!)

"...shelves. In 2021, a Leander parent waved a pink dildo to protest the availability of Carmen Maria Machado's In..."

June 30, 2023 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

The Luv Doc: It’s Bad, and It’s Nationwide

Comfort is the turd in which the mushroom of ignorance grows

"...back of everyone's drawers like it's a big, veiny dildo...."

Jan. 20, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Has Round Rock ISD Hit Rock Bottom?

Maybe not yet

"...law enforcement officers who found that it contained a dildo. Harrison believes the package was an attempt to intimidate..."

Nov. 4, 2022 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

Faster Than Sound: Raw Punks Mujeres Podridas on Comfort and Love

Brutal bandmates get nostalgic ahead of free Saturday show at Fairweather Cider

"...opportunity to clean windows, but I heard about this dildo factory where everyone worked, and the rest is history."..."

July 15, 2022 Music Column by Rachel Rascoe

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