Day Trips & Beyond: April Events Roundup

All of Texas' best fests, fairs, fandangos, and fiestas

"...A warm shower. The Lyrid meteor shower typically occurs between April 16..."

April 3, 2025 Travel Post by Gerald E. McLeod

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, March 21-27

"...inner beauty into outer beauty. Be audacious! Be uninhibited! Shower the world with full doses of your radiant gifts...."

March 21, 2025 Column by Rob Brezsny

Walkabouts, Rallies, and Carnaval in This Weekend’s Recommended Events

The chilly weekend is heating up

"...she goes by her true title Maria Rivera Felizardo. Maybe you wanna catch interdisciplinary artist Lu Coy in their..."

Feb. 21, 2025 Arts Feature by James Scott

Qmmunity: Take It Easy, But! Take It

Don’t be afraid to slow down and slack off when you need to

"...of spaces they have every right to be in. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe all women deserve to..."

Nov. 29, 2024 Column by James Scott

Venom: The Last Dance

One last pas de deux between Tom Hardy's reporter and the hellraising symbiote he plays bodily host to

"...Maybe those sequences are fun because they play to the..."

Oct. 25, 2024 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

Playdates, Secret Screenings, and More Events for Your Week

Get out on a school night

"...we all wait to see whether his latest and maybe last movie, Megalopolis, is masterpiece or disaster, catch his..."

Aug. 30, 2024 Arts Feature by James Scott

The Luv Doc: Locker Room Cellphone Etiquette

It doesn’t exist – nor should it

"...lunch and when I do I usually take a shower afterwards so I don’t come back to the office..."

Aug. 16, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Apples to Oranges

Nitpickers. They’re worse than nose-pickers.

"...can discuss what I read. It’s a conundrum, so maybe you can help me solve it: Which is the..."

July 5, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Mutually Assured Destruction

A pretty bum deal if you ask me

"...teeth. He would poop while I was in the shower. Back then I thought it was cute – well,..."

June 21, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Rolling Stones Start Up Their Hackney Diamonds Tour in Houston

Between the magnetic poles of Jagger and Richards

"...fact, Mick Jagger, also 80, now runs the ship, maybe, as demonstrated by his extraordinary event producer mojo throughout..."

April 30, 2024 Music Post by Raoul Hernandez

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, April 5-11

"...I hope you will add sublime, scintillating touches, too. Maybe you will tell your beloved allies beautiful truths about..."

April 5, 2024 Column by Rob Brezsny

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, October 20-26

"...I know, how much more there is to learn. Maybe that's enlightenment enough – to know there is no..."

Oct. 20, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny

The Luv Doc: Pubic Hair on the Soap

There are some things for which ignorance is not a valid excuse

"...random pubic hairs all over the place, just the shower. Am I wrong or is she being overly dramatic?..."

Oct. 13, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Real “Bernie” Sues Prison System, Is Allowed Air-Conditioned Cell

Man who inspired dark comedy files lawsuit over prison heat

"...or you have a chill towel. And you think maybe in the next five minutes it’ll cool down. And..."

Sept. 29, 2023 News Post by Brant Bingamon

Headlines / Quote of the Week

"...Rent Flattens, Maybe Falls?Although supply is finally catching up with demand, slightly..."

Sept. 15, 2023 News Feature

Amid Record Heat, Texas Locks Prisoners Down, Reducing Shower Access

Advocates feel decision is retaliation

"...Now in lockdown, prisoners’ access to showers has been reduced to three times a week, a..."

Sept. 7, 2023 News Post by Brant Bingamon

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, August 4-10

"...in the next three weeks: 1) "I took a shower with my clothes on." 2) "I prefer to work..."

Aug. 4, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny

The Luv Doc: America’s 40th-Best City

Because Ted Cruz is the Rat King

"...it's not even August. I took a "cold" water shower yesterday and the tap water was so warm it..."

July 28, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Lynch/Oz

Is David Lynch's whole career an homage to The Wizard of Oz?

"...xenomorph origin story, while 78/52's scalpel-fine dissection of Psycho's shower scene was too brilliant to be dull. His arguable..."

June 30, 2023 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

Lights, Camera, Stupidity in Austin-Made Satire

Bryan Connolly's Make Popular Movies spoofs how films are (and aren't) made

"...of Austin-made films like Zero Charisma, Blood Relatives, and Maybe Shower. However, it was actually his experience as a..."

March 31, 2023 Screens Feature by Richard Whittaker

Männkitchen Pepper Cannon vs. The Horse Leg

When the spicy dust is clear, only one will be left standing

"...can deny the kitchen tool’s goodness. To see if, maybe, they might even sing a little hosanna of praise..."

Dec. 1, 2022 Food Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

Fantastic Fest Review: Lynch/Oz

How the Wizard of Oz shaped the Blue Velvet director

"...the xenomorph origin story, while78/52's scalpel-fine dissection of Psycho's shower scene was too brilliant to be dull, and his..."

Sept. 26, 2022 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig

Is there ever a point when swamp crotch is not swampy enough?

"..."Gee, my ball soup could be a little soupier"? Maybe that's why people move to Houston. I'm fairly sure..."

June 17, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

Tribeca Film Festival Review: Lynch/Oz

Six different paths from Kansas to Wild at Heart

"...the xenomorph origin story, while78/52's scalpel-fine dissection of Psycho's shower scene was too brilliant to be dull, and his..."

June 9, 2022 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Scrubs Star Judy Reyes Looks Back as the Cast Reunites at ATX TV Festival

"I can't even get over the fact that it's been 20 years"

"...a time when Latina characters were "Mexican or Cuban, maybe Puerto Rican," Carla, like Reyes, was the child of..."

June 3, 2022 Screens Feature by Richard Whittaker

You Deserve an Escape This Year, to Hotel ZaZa

Because you've totally earned this level of comfort

"...the humdrum, grind-you-down, workaday world – even when (or maybe especially when) that daily grind is complicated by the..."

Jan. 7, 2022 Food Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, November 5-11

"...sing in English, not Italian or French or German. Maybe most enticing for audiences is that they are encouraged..."

Nov. 5, 2021 Column by Rob Brezsny

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly June 25 - July 1

"...swath: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet. Maybe even add a few colors...."

June 25, 2021 Column by Rob Brezsny

Local Bakers Feed a Hunger to Serve Their Community

Making cookies and sandwiches is critical to community health

"...and it's hot and they don't have anywhere to shower. If I could do anything, it would be to..."

May 21, 2021 Food Feature by Jessi Cape

The Resort

Idiotic haunted hotel horror can't be heard, isn't worth seeing

"...scary it would be to walk out of the shower and there be writing on the mirror, or non-believer..."

April 30, 2021 Movie Review by Jenny Nulf

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