The Luv Doc: Jesus Is Watching

West Lake left the Luv Doc off the pool party list

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Aug. 4, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Real Luv Doc

Is the real Luv Doc a snorkeling enthusiast?

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Feb. 13, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Prissy Asses

The Luv Doc tries to empathize

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Oct. 31, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Your Public Scent

The Luv Doc finally recommends moderation

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Aug. 22, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void

Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.

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Dec. 29, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Heaven-on-Earth Couplehood

The Luv Doc thinks this reader might have a malfunctioning amygdala

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Aug. 20, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Sex Was Really Good

What good would the Luv Doc be doing if he danced around the hard topics with feeble euphemisms just to placate some nebulous, antiquated, Victorian sensibility?

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April 16, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: An Octogenarian Don Draper

Why is the Luv Doc looking at 60-year-old penises?

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June 29, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Giving Thanks

The Luv Doc is not not conned by the deluded nostalgics who claim that turkey is their favorite meat

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Nov. 24, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Why DNA?

Wherein the Luv Doc fails to unlock the mysteries of the universe

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Feb. 6, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Where is Dan Savage?

The Luv Doc's knowledge of analingus is abominably sparse

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Nov. 21, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Forgetful Husband

Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates the original cause of blunt force head trauma

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Feb. 28, 2025 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Thermostat Settings

Wherein the Luv Doc offers up a piping hot soup bowl of solutions

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Jan. 26, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Secret Traditional Family Birthday Cheesecake

The Luv Doc's family is already blessed – with a history of heart disease

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Sept. 29, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Personal Problem

The Luv Doc is no Emily Post

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July 21, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry

The Luv Doc's hot and sweaty take on team rec sports

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May 5, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Pedal to the Metal

The Luv Doc loves a good humblebrag

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April 21, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits

Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig

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April 7, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Flip Dictum

Wherein the Luv Doc engages in some easy moralizing

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Oct. 7, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Her Own YouTube Channel

The Luv Doc is not trying to fetish shame

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Sept. 23, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Stoned Alone

On the balance, the Luv Doc is thankful that most of the habitual pot smokers he knows are habitual pot smokers

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April 29, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Bonne Chance

The statistical probability of the Luv Doc taking another statistics class is 0.0

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March 18, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: An Unsatisfactory Level of Commitment

Wherein the Luv Doc gives mad props to Bumble

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Jan. 7, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Doesn't Believe in Therapy

The Luv Doc has some great news for those of modest mental acuity

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Dec. 4, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Outside of Austin

The Luv Doc is not going to throw Lampasas under the bus

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Aug. 28, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Man Bar

The best advice the Luv Doc can give is to not take his advice

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July 24, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Bad Case of ZTSD

The Luv Doc has a fat Santa's bag of helpful advice

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June 12, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Same Soft Consonants

The Luv Doc gives his two cents on a bunch of tiny goddamn freeloading chemical zombies

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March 20, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Wash Your Hands

The Luv Doc touches his face about a thousand times a day

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March 6, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Engaged to a White Liar

Wherein the Luv Doc expounds on what's hot in wedding table linens

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Dec. 6, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

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