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The Totally Inter-Agency Totally Awesome Auschron Newscast

In tribute to Valentines Day, the ever-punctual Totescast gets all intimate. Jordan Smith asks why the Texas Senate is so interested in your uterus, Richard Whittaker catches AISD and council sitting in a tree, and the ol' city hall hustler Wells Dunbar gets ready for a full body scan.

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AISD, City Council, Waller Creek

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