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‘Major League Baseball 2K7’ for the Xbox 360 Fails to Reach Nirvana

If you follow sports at all, you’ve most assuredly seen the commercial for this game featuring Nirvana’s “Breed.” I’m a huge fan of baseball, video games, and Kurt Cobain, but while I can think of a few less-appropriate uses of Nirvana’s catalog, this certainly ranks pretty high on the list. I’d rather not speak for…

‘NFL Analysis 101’: Scary Times for Salty Powers

Bold yet nerve-racking, the Atlanta Falcons are not done with trading. Shipping a backup QB to Houston for two second-round selections (one this year, one next) and the swapping of the 10th to the eight pick in the draft, Atlanta got far too little for the Matt Schaub, a Nordic god with a lightning bolt…

‘Possession Arrow’: Badgley->Razook

Faster than a University of Texas exit from the Big Dance, the 2006-2007 NCAA men’s basketball season is drawing to a rapid close. This upcoming weekend will cap off another wonderful season and conclude the greatest of all sporting events – the NCAA Tournament. Forget the Super Bowl, World Series, and NBA Finals. To hell…

Sad Day for P.J. Tucker and Texas; Great Day for Nerds

With the rise of Kevin Durant to the highest heights of college-sports celebrity, the triumphant return of T.J. Ford to the Atlantic Division-leading Toronto Raptors, and the solid rookie play of Portland Trailblazer LaMarcus Aldridge, one could be forgiven for believing that all stars in the UT basketball galaxy were on the ascendant. Unfortunately, things…

Serge Gainsbourg’s Birthday Feast

Serge Gainsbourg’s Birthday Feast This multimedia appreciation of Gainsbourg’s music career and sexual magnetism includes clips of rare appearances on TV and film as well as the controversial video for “Lemon Incest” he made with his daughter Charlotte and Melody Nelson, the concept album he performed with longtime partner Jan Birkin. Tickets must be purchased…

Wranglers Lose to Nashville 70-63

Maybe they shouldn’t have played the Meow Mix jingle at the Frank Erwin Center when they introduced the Kats. In the end, the scoreboard read 70-63, but Saturday’s game was really a defensive battle. Sweetass Wranglers wide receivers Derrick Lewis and Otis Amey managed to grab two TDs apiece, but it was defensive lineman Rob…

Texans Release David Carr

Mark March 23, 2007, as a historic date in the history of the Houston Texans franchise. Unable to get anything in exchange for David Carr, the Houston Texans announced today that they’d released him. They also released running back Domanick Williams (formerly Domanick Davis). Carr and Williams are the all-time franchise leaders at their respective…

Ninth Circuit Rules Against Raich

Famed medi-pot user and activist Angel Raich – whose quest to be free from fed narco harassment for using medi-mari in compliance with California state law has gone all the way to the Supreme Court and back – was dealt a legal blow March 14, when the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco…

Austin Wranglers Host Nashville Kats Saturday

First off: “Kats,” seriously? Not only are they apparently named after a Lovin’ Spoonful song, but the “K” makes it sound like the team was named by the owner’s preschool nephew. If the Kats were going for a badass misspelling, they quite obviously would’ve been better off with “Catz” or even better “Xatz” or best…

Two Years, One Joint — Yeah, Sure, That’s Fair…

The Marijuana Policy Project reports that as of March 22, now 18-year-old Mitchell Lawrence, from Great Barrington, Mass., has been in jail for a full year – half of his two-year sentence for possession of a single joint. That’s right, prosecutor David Capeless last year sent 17-year-old Lawrence to the pokey for selling $20 worth…

I Think I Love My Wife

Who would have ever guessed that Chris Rock would be the guy to film an American remake of Eric Rohmer’s meditation on fidelity, Chloe in the Afternoon?

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Summer HymnsHabana Calle 6, Saturday, March 17 Zachary Gresham is a breath of fresh, unaffected air in this sea of suits with dollar signs in their eyes and malnourished musicians with more eyeliner and skinny jeans than sense. Potbellied and hairy, clad in a T-shirt and yellowed white jeans, Gresham asserted with his charming little…

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Peter Bjorn & JohnLa Zona Rosa, Wednesday, March 14 In a remarkably apt mispronunciation, Peter Morén of Peter Bjorn & John introduced “The Chills” by saying “You’re all giving me the shills.” As most of the insider crowd filling La Zona Rosa for the Swedish trio’s official SXSW showcase had contributed to the hype circulating…

TMNT

Back on the screen for the first time since the early Nineties, the Ninja Turtles are now animated via CGI, though their plot and character details got lost in the shuffle.

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The Good, the Bad & the QueenStubb’s, Friday, March 16 Sporting a black top hat and leading a hand-picked group through his lovely, melancholic tone-poem album about London during war, Damon Albarn channeled the Mad Hatter and Guy Fawkes during GBQ’s much anticipated Friday night closing set. Albarn knows success (Blur, Gorillaz), and his new…

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Eli “Paperboy” Reed & the True LovesContinental Club, Wednesday, March 14 Taking home the award for best Otis Redding impersonation by a 23-year-old Jewish boy from Massachusetts is Eli “Paperboy” Reed. It’s a new revival (Sharon Jones, Amy Winehouse, etc.), but with Reed’s baby face and three-piece suit, his energetic show is more a time-capsuled…

Reign Over Me

This Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle film is often disjointed and needlessly sentimental, though the film’s whole often compensates for its sketchy parts.

Culture Flash!

The winners of the Amster Youth Concerto Competition tune up, the Biscuit Brothers get buttered up (by the Lege), and Koper scoops up Texas Biennial inside info

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Bay Area Rap ShowcaseBeauty Bar Patio, Friday, March 16 As former Prophets of Rage MC Rico Pabón borrowed heavily from the chest of reggae smoking sessions, Oakland’s Kirby Dominant donned his best Willy Wonka persona in leading the Beauty Bar Patio through a rapping rabbit hole. Notorious “Light Sleeper” Saafir returned from sabbatical in top…

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Best SXSW 07 Showcase Greg Beets: Booker T. & the MGs, Antone’s, Thursday Michael Bertin: The Whigs, Blender Bar @ the Ritz, Saturday Jim Caligiuri: Barbara Lynn, Opal Divine’s Freehouse, Friday Doug Freeman: Rock Plaza Central, Dirty Dog Bar, Friday Christopher Gray: UGK, 401 Guadalupe, Thursday Robert Gabriel: UGK, 401 Guadalupe, Thursday Melanie Haupt: The…

The Host

This manic monster party from South Korea cleverly updates the Japanese monster-movie genre while offering a witty and sweet look at what’s left of the nuclear family.

Arts Review

Naughty Austin looks to be “coming out” for a more serious production with the gay “straight” play Mambo Italiano

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StoogesStubb’s, Saturday, March 17 With reunions as much a part of the SXSW program as day-party bacchanalia, the re-formed Stooges closed Saturday night in inimitable style. Shirtless and looking supernaturally fit for a veteran rocker thisclose to 60, Iggy Pop bounded onstage for “Loose.” “Howdy, we’re the fucking Stooges, and we’re gonna sing an animal…

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Bobby Patterson Opal Divine’s Freehouse, Friday, March 16 When you’re headlining a bill featuring Archie Bell, Barbara Lynn, Buckwheat Zydeco, and the spellbinding Flaming Arrows Mardi Gras Indians, you’d better know what you’re doing. Wisecracking 63-year-old Dallas R&B legend Bobby Patterson had no problem keeping the awesome Pondersosa Stomp rolling with a short-but-sweet set of…

Shooter

Mark Wahlberg plays an ex-Marine marksman who is set up to be the fall guy in a government plot.

Arts Review

Vortex Repertory Company’s new production of Shakespeare’s Hamlet has a strong contemporary feel, but ultimately it diminishes some of the power of the tragedy

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Boris Auditorium Shores, Saturday, March 17 Japan’s Boris communicates through a universal language of drone and destruction. Whereas their Friday showcase at Spiros Amphitheatre was an epic, abstract one-song suite whose peaks and valleys were simultaneously draining and revelatory, at Auditorium Shores the following afternoon, the trio expressed the full spectrum of last year’s brilliant…

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SXSW PANELSNick Drake RememberedAustin Convention Center, Saturday, March 17 “Why now?” That was the central problem tackled during Saturday’s Nick Drake panel. Not that this is really an issue, but why is it that Drake only becomes more popular as time progresses? Producer Joe Boyd pointed out that Drake’s album sales consistently go up every…

G.I. Jesus

Jesus Feliciano is a Mexican national who joins the Marines to gain U.S. citizenship and returns home from Iraq with a nasty case of post-traumatic stress disorder.

Arts Review

In her exhibition “Freaks of Nurture,” Elaine Bradford’s crochet-covered menagerie of stuffed animals is equal parts lighthearted nonsense and poignant sadness

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Gary Lucas/Gods & MonstersCentral Presbyterian Church, Saturday, March 17 What made guitarist Gary Lucas’ solo set so riveting hindered an otherwise brilliant performance that followed by his band, Gods & Monsters. In the Central Presbyterian Church’s wood interior, towering arches and reverent ambience, Lucas provided a mesmerizing soundtrack to the 1920 German Expressionism classic, Der…

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SXSW PANELSMonterey Pop at 40Austin Convention Center, Saturday, March 17 Monterey Pop boasts one of the most enduring images in rock & roll: Jimi Hendrix kneeling, dousing his Strat with lighter fluid, and setting it afire. Bands today still try to top that. That’s one of the many things 1967’s peace-and-love fest in Monterey, Calif.,…

Time for a Raise?

Affordable rent is in parentheses; it’s calculated by multiplying the median family income by .3 (as federal guidelines recommend spending no-more than 30% of your income on housing), then diving the number by 12 (as in 12 months). For Travis County, MFI in fiscal year 2006 was $69,600, for a family of four. Household Size…

Pride

Based on the true story of Jim Ellis, who created a nationally respected swimming program from an abandoned community center, Pride is a by-the-book sports film.

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Jandek/Bill CallahanCentral Presbyterian Church, Saturday, March 17 The past year has witnessed a coming out for both Jandek and Bill Callahan, a somewhat unsettling emergence in both cases. After all, what could be more antithetical to the former’s 30-year reclusiveness than a SXSW performance? Yet even as the pale, black-clad Houstonian stood before the cross…

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SXSW PANELSSay It Loud! I’m What? and I’m ProudAustin Convention Center, Saturday, March 17 “White folks, it’s time for us to listen. It’s time for us to stop trying to lead.” Music critic Dave Marsh provided his best ironic advice for a dysfunctional society built on race-based marginalization and exploitation. Scheduled panelists Garland Jeffreys, Chuck…

Which of these condos is not like the other?

(Answer Below) Spring’s the Thing Spring Condo lauds itself as the first point tower to dot Austin’s skyline. Emphasizing its amenities and inclusiveness over its original pitch of quasi-affordable units, Spring’s models start at a scant 576 square feet, sprawling to three-bedroom, three-bath units of more than 1,700 square feet, for $800,000-plus. Units come with…

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Terry ReidAntone’s, Saturday, March 17 Although Charles Wright’s last-minute cancellation delayed the start of this showcase, the waiting audience ultimately benefited by getting a little extra face time with Terry Reid. Having turned down the lead vocal gigs in both Led Zeppelin and Deep Purple, Reid was the greatest British rock star that never was,…

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Ponderosa StompOpal Divine’s Freehouse, Friday, March 16 Bringing a bit of N’awlins to Texas, the Ponderosa Stomp might not have had the star power of the Stax Revue, but it had twice as much fire in its belly. This year’s Stomp, an annual event that happens between Jazzfest weekends in NOLA, celebrated artists from the…

What Love Is

Writer/director Callahan keeps his characters talking from the first frame to the last – and like all great chatterers their preferred topic is love and all its variations.

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Qui With David YowEmo’s, Saturday, March 17 By Saturday at 1am, any musical act you see will be clouded by chemical or alcoholic factors. So it was nice that Qui spent no time catching up. The Los Angeles trio is Paul Christensen on drums, Matt Cronk on guitar, and David Yow, who joined the band…

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Mary WeissRed 7, Thursday, March 15 For every tale of girl-group woe Ronnie Spector’s peddled, Mary Weiss has three. She was the Shangri-Las’ sultry vocalist with a sob in every note of their numerous Sixties hits, yet litigation kept her from performing those songs for 40 years. At her “second show since 1989,” Weiss fronted…

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The Meat PuppetsEmo’s, Saturday, March 17 Seeing Cris Kirkwood onstage with his brother, Curt, again after a prolonged battle with addiction, a stint in jail, and getting shot was genuinely great, and damn if the gutbucket acid punk that helped create the entire indie/alternative scene (cough, Nirvana, cough) didn’t sound stellar. Most telling though were…

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Reigning Sound Red 7, Thursday, March 15 There’s no doubt Greg Cartwright is one of the best songwriters around. He recently co-wrote and performed on Mary Weiss’ new album, and he’s regarded as a patron saint of Southern garage rock. To see Reigning Sound live, however – to witness them ignite a hootin’ and hollerin’…

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Lee “Scratch” Perry Flamingo Cantina, Saturday, March 17 There’s a continuum of showcase punctuality: on-time, late, really late, island time, and city-code violation. The last was sadly experienced by those at Lee “Scratch” Perry’s evening-closing set. Sonic chemist and studio impresario Perry is a Jamaican music legend, something evident two hours before his scheduled 1am…

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Mando Diao/The Fratellis Dirty Dog Bar, Thursday, March 15 Power-pop’s key ingredient is a jerk-worthy, bob-happy beat. Take away a band’s ace drummer, and the power component is gone. So let’s hear it for Samuel Giers and Mince Fratelli, respectively the drummers for Borlange, Sweden’s Mando Diao and Glasgow’s Fratellis. Despite a muddy mix that…

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The Octopus Project + Black Moth Super RainbowElysium, Saturday, March 17 Nothing is what it seems in The House of Apples and Eyeballs. The first live collaboration between Austin instrumental trio the Octopus Project, distinguished by their matching white shirts and black ties, and Pennsylvania pop ensemble Black Moth Super Rainbow, in various animal hats,…

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Patrick WatsonMaggie Mae’s, Thursday, March 15 This Montreal quartet’s late-night showcase was an exercise in awe and frustration. On one hand, their sheer physicality and how fully they embodied their music was amazing. Particularly charming were drummer Robbie Kuster’s facial expressions while drumming, evoking memories of Animal the drumming Muppet as he chomped his jaws…

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Field MusicBeauty Bar Patio, Saturday, March 17 The three British boys from Sunderland chomped gum voraciously and paced back and forth onstage while the soundman tried to find the sampler track. Just because the show started 15 minutes late didn’t mean that it was going to be a sloppy one. Launching into sophomore LP opener…

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The NightwatchmanParish, Thursday, March 15 “I’d like to begin things with a bang,” declared the Nightwatchman, the nom de guerre of Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello. Instead of presenting cuts of acoustic protest music, however, Morello introduced the Satellite Party’s Nuno Bettencourt and Perry Farrell, MC5’s Wayne Kramer, and Velvet Revolver’s Slash. WTF?!…

DVD Watch

Alliance Atlantis released the show’s collected episodes season by season last year without frills or fanfare, but even without extras, they’re worth discovering

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Marnie SternEmo’s Lounge, Saturday, March 17 Marnie Stern’s debut, In Advance of the Broken Arm, is a one-two punch of lightning-fast guitar virtuosity and dizzying vocals – prog meets avant-garde. How did she translate that fire into a live set when it was just her up there alone? With blond hair cascading over a bandana,…

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ChromeoFlamingo Cantina, Thursday, March 15 “Chromeo, Chromeo, Chrom-E-OOOOOO!” the packed house chanted before the Vice Records showcase came to a close. And when best friends from childhood Pee Thug and Dave 1 took the stage with a synthesizer talk box and a clear Flying V guitar, plus live electronic drums, the dance party shot off…

Premonition

Sandra Bullock again turns toward the supernatural in this thriller in which she plays a housewife who’s uncertain whether her husband is alive or dead.

Site Unseen

“America Starts Here” shows how the pioneering artistic team of Kate Ericson and Mel Ziegler made the overlooked visible

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Uncle Earl Continental Club, Saturday, March 17 The five women in Uncle Earl don’t just play high lonesome bluegrass. Their dedication to the folk tradition would likely lead the father of the genre, Bill Monroe, to smile. While sound problems were quickly overcome, the Colorado-based group kicked off with a three-tune medley whose instrumental ending…

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UGK401 Guadalupe, Thursday, March 15 While Texas rap openers KB da Kidnappa and Willie D whet the appetite of a tented cast of 800 onlookers, only a stage-front union of Bun B and Pimp C could satisfy Austin’s ravenous hunger for a UGK headlining set. The mitigating wait proved worthwhile and then some as Port…

Naked City

Quote of the Week”You know, when I was raised, I didn’t have insurance, and my family did just fine.” – Rep. Robert Talton, R-Heartless, on why he prevented a vote to expand the Children’s Health Insurance ProgramHeadlines • At press time, The Austin Business Journal reported that the Seton Family of Hospitals – one of…

Dead Silence

A supernatural thriller about a ventriloquist who goes mad, from the team that brought us Saw.

Lunchtime at Asian American Cultural Center’s Magic Dragon School

My recollection of eau de preschool definitely doesn’t include the heavenly scent of freshly made scallion buns. But that’s the dominant aroma in the kitchen of the Magic Dragon School, where Joyce Wan deftly prepares midafternoon snacks for the pre- and after-school programs at the Asian American Cultural Center. “Snack is the high point of…

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Deadstring BrothersRed Eyed Fly, Saturday, March 17 According to Rob Miller, head of their label, Bloodshot Records, the Deadstring Brothers can’t get arrested in their hometown of Detroit. As evidenced by the young sextet’s reception Saturday night, there are plenty of other places, including Austin, where fists in the air are ready to greet them.…

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Hugh CornwellElysium, Wednesday, March 14 Maybe the least busy person in Austin on Wednesday was the door guy at Elysium. When the average age of the audience is “gray,” there’s not much carding to do. At least Hugh Cornwell has aged better than most of his fans, and as good as he looked, his suit…

Luv Doc Recommends: ‘Joe Ely’s Bonfire of the Roadmaps

Now that SXSW is over, you’re probably feeling an overwhelming urge to do something meaningful with your life – some sort of wholesome activity that isn’t sponsored by an energy drink or an internet startup. It’s OK, that’s a natural recoil. Five straight days of shameless sycophancy, watery, free beer, and obligatory Texas barbecue would…


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