And so does Obama.

In the recent wake of Gen. Peter Pace’s redorkulous comments deeming homosexuality an “immoral act,” our superstar candidates are tongue-tied.

First, Hillary sidesteps the question. Then, Obama pretends not to hear it. Edwards, well, he’s a little worried about his family.

So, here we are, facing another election and watching it get tooth-and-nail between the candidates. Isn’t it refreshing that the real issues – like gay sex and pride parades – aren’t being washed out by insignificant distractions like that measly little war in Iraq, the polar division of our country, or global warming?

This article appears in March 23 • 2007.

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