The Gayest Game
Muscle March will be queering the youth of America.
By Andy Campbell, 6:54PM, Thu. Jan. 7, 2010
Sometime this season, Namco/Bandai will release Muscle March for the Wii. For those who loved the quirky, amazeballs Katamari Damacy, this game takes it to a whole… 'nother… level! Essentially you are a scantily clad body builder who must steal back his protein powder…
To do so, you must shake, wiggle, and waddle your butt through a variety of muscle-mania poses. While the gameplay doesn't look great, the graphics and fantasy of it all do. We have suspicions that Austin's own MUSCLZ is somehow behind this.
Just watch the wiggling butt at the bottom right hand corner of the screen. That, my friends, is priceless.
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