Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Deep sea diving, absinthe, and Lucy Liu

Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 6, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Bullets, birds, and Booth

Mr. Smarty Pants, July 30, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

OK in Ukraine, Negative decibels in Hawaii, Walt Whitman in Manhattan, and people in Yemen

Mr. Smarty Pants, July 23, 2004

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Bill, James, Lance, Tom, Burt, Ken, Festus, and Tommy

Mr. Smarty Pants, July 16, 2004

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Mr. Smarty Pants, July 9, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Souls saved, bulletproof vests and suspension bridges made from goat's milk, and gluttonous lighting

Mr. Smarty Pants, July 2, 2004

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Horseshit, oarfish, toothpaste, cheese spread, and mouse traps

Mr. Smarty Pants, June 25, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

There's something familiar about the Japanese weasel

Mr. Smarty Pants, June 18, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Ted Kennedy, Emmylou Harris, gas, and UFOs

Mr. Smarty Pants, June 11, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Horn-dogs, the runs, death, pants, and accordions forever

Mr. Smarty Pants, June 4, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Amos, Andy, admitted atheism, and Amnesty's accounting

Mr. Smarty Pants, May 28, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Climbing coatimundis, Castro's cash flow, and a culture collector

Mr. Smarty Pants, May 21, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Ailing Americans, amateur axe-wielders, and active agua areas

Mr. Smarty Pants, May 14, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Isn't it worth taking 30 seconds to say you've learned something new today?

Mr. Smarty Pants, May 7, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The Dalai Lama was a swinger.

Mr. Smarty Pants, April 30, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Cab Calloway careers, cosmetic cutouts, and our country's clothing

Mr. Smarty Pants, April 23, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Sartre's psychosis, small servings, and soiled soldier seals

Mr. Smarty Pants, April 16, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Dainty duds for dudes, driving deaths, and delectable dough

Mr. Smarty Pants, April 9, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants, April 2, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

A Hindu Heinrich Himmler, a hard of hearing Hoover, and heavenly hemispheres

Mr. Smarty Pants, March 26, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants, March 19, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Jermaine Jackson's son's name is Jermajesty.

Mr. Smarty Pants, March 12, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Stuck on the toilet in a Tupperware coffin, you dummy

Mr. Smarty Pants, March 5, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Falling foreigners, familiar felines, and forgotten figures

Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 27, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 20, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Sam snowballed, suing Superman, and sexual sinema

Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 13, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

A mouthy macaw, Mazda's motto, and money matters

Mr. Smarty Pants, Feb. 6, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The Alamo address, an angry Anglo, and anal a-bombs

Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 30, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

The Cooper caper, conscious corpses, and the calibur of Caladfwlch

Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 23, 2004

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

In the first century, Pliny the Elder claimed that mustard would improve lazy housewives.

Mr. Smarty Pants, Jan. 16, 2004

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