Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Horn-dogs, the runs, death, pants, and accordions forever
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., June 4, 2004
Karl-Friedrich Lenze, a German artist turned entrepreneur, has applied for a license to open a brothel in Berlin for sexually frustrated dogs. The fee for dogs: $27 per half hour.
According to Tom at www.ladyofspain.com, the accordion is the official musical instrument of San Francisco and has been since 1990.
Every culture can be more or less defined by what its people drink in order to avoid dying of diarrhea. In China, it's tea. In Africa, it's milk or animal blood. In Europe, it's wine and beer. And in the United States, it's apparently SlimFast.
SpongeBob actually wears rectangular pants.
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