OMG! What's Next?

RECEIVED Thu., April 27, 2006

Dear Editor,
   I was in a bar the other night, and an illegal immigrant was smoking inside. He was also talking loudly so he must have been publicly intoxicated. He even tried to bring his dog on to the patio! I don't think he was wearing sunscreen, either! OMG! What's next, dogs and cats, living together?
Ted Christopher
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