Lesbians Suck

Britain's hot new lezzie sucky sucky fest…

An English advert
An English advert

Lesbian Vampire Killers opens in UK theaters on March 20, and not since Daughters of Darkness has there been a more horrific and stultifying treatise on lesbian vampires.

I can't decide whether this film should be more like Vampyros Lesbos or like Charles Busch's Vampire Lesbians of Sodom. Actually, I get the feeling that this could be the analogue of Snakes on a Plane, except lesbians are the snakes? What do you think? Trailer below…

The hype is building in England, but the film isn't set for release in the states… yet. Mwahahahah!

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