Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
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Mr. Smarty Pants, June 8, 2023
The Common Law
TxDOT is expanding I-35 and taking my property
Luke Ellis, June 8, 2023
We Have an Issue: This Issue Gets Around
Far-flung travels and, closer to home, Fuck Money plays Oblivion Access
Kimberley Jones, June 8, 2023
Day Trips: Camp Hot Wells, San Antonio
Take the waters again at the historic spa
Gerald E. McLeod, June 8, 2023
Opinion: If We’re Outlawing Drag, Can We Please Burn Down Hooters Next?
Mae Joldersma, June 8, 2023
The Luv Doc: Fake Dude
A cowboy hat is always appropriate attire
The Luv Doc, June 8, 2023
Qmmunity: More Pride, Less Prejudice
In a way, we’re all gay Darcys looking for our gay Elizabeths in the thrush of Pride parties
James Scott, June 8, 2023
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, June 9-15
Rob Brezsny, June 8, 2023
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 1, 2023
Day Trips: Fortney House, Nacogdoches
Former Austinite’s shop is filled with eclectic home furnishings
Gerald E. McLeod, June 1, 2023
Qmmunity: The Puzzle of Pride
Putting together all the pieces of queer history with Pride Month events
James Scott, June 1, 2023
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, June 2-8
Rob Brezsny, June 1, 2023
We Have an Issue: Another Dispiriting Lege Session
Why does the Texas GOP hate Texans so much?
Kimberley Jones, June 1, 2023
The Luv Doc: Donuts
A blessing and a curse
The Luv Doc, June 1, 2023
Opinion: End the Witch Hunt, Let LGBTQIA+ Texans Thrive
The 88th Texas Legislature will be remembered for its baseless attacks on queer Texans
Garrett R. Chase, June 1, 2023
Qmmunity: Let’s Get Physical
Move your body-ody-ody-ody at these fitness-focused queer events
James Scott, May 25, 2023
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Mr. Smarty Pants, May 25, 2023
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, May 26 - June 1
Rob Brezsny, May 25, 2023
Online This Week: Austin Chronicle Scores AAN Nominations, New Merch Alert, and More
What we’re serving up online
May 25, 2023
Day Trips: Knolle Dairy Farms, Sandia
South Texas farm offers fresh Mexican cheese and the chance to pet a Jersey cow
Gerald E. McLeod, May 25, 2023
The Luv Doc: A Vacation
The classic definition of a win-win
The Luv Doc, May 25, 2023
Opinion: House Bill 7 Will Not Only Endanger the Lives of Migrants, but of All Texans
HB 7 is dangerously far-reaching. But we should also be worried about what it doesn’t say.
Hortencia Rodríguez Sandoval, May 25, 2023
We Have an Issue: 100 Summery Things on the Horizon
Pick up this week’s issue for The Austin Chronicle’s summer events guide
Kimberley Jones, May 18, 2023
Opinion: How to Stay Mindful in the Face of Fascism
A satirical guide to maintaining your personal mental health and well-being while your queer, trans, BIPOC, and non-Christian neighbors consider fleeing Texas
Aubree Brown, May 18, 2023
Opinion: Teachers Can No Longer Afford to Live in Texas
Senate Bill 9 is an insult to teachers
Cary Beshel, May 18, 2023
Qmmunity: Shantay, You Stay
A new season of Drag Race All Stars means watch parties aplenty
James Scott, May 18, 2023
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 18, 2023
Free Will Astrology
Your weekly horoscope, May 19-25
Rob Brezsny, May 18, 2023
Day Trips: Singing Ringing Tree, Abilene
Soundless sculpture still impresses
Gerald E. McLeod, May 18, 2023
The Luv Doc: Doesn’t Love Dogs
Like people don’t already know you’re a monster
