Texas Platters

"...Seams," Allen asks, "Wouldn't it be nice to be Jesus Christ/ To pawn all the problems away?/ To just..."

Oct. 30, 1998 Music Review

Off the Desk:

"...water to meet our needs, over this one little lizard is a perversion." (There are actually four different fish..."

Aug. 30, 1996 News Feature

Austin Noise Innovators Skloss Announce New Label, Debut Album

Watch the video for the title track first single

"...Black Angels, uncategorizable Australian maniacs King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, and Carson's fellow Scots, the Jesus & Mary..."

Nov. 20, 2024 Music Post by Richard Whittaker

The Luv Doc: Rich Cousins

Maybe hyper-successful is just not how you’re built

"...come zipping out of the water on surprisingly nimble lizard legs. [inset-1-right]..."

Aug. 23, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

Your Field Guide to the 101 Essential Acts at SXSW

Scroll eternal through the best and buzziest artists at the fest

"...as Thee Oh Sees, King Gizzard & the Wizard Lizard, and Ty Segall. A self-proclaimed bedroom wizard, Potter released..."

March 11, 2022 Music Feature by The Chronicle Music Staff

The Luv Doc: Online Dating for Virgins

An immediate, unquenchable need for hot, throbbing manhood

"...– that, and the twerk they were saving for Jesus...."

May 8, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Death Valley Nights

BÖC's Spectres reissue brings out the ghosts

"...the Weird Science bombshell incubator and, to quote the Lizard King, walked on down the hall. Months of summoned..."

Feb. 16, 2007 Music Feature by Raoul Hernandez

Luv Doc Recommends: The Fearless Freaks World Premiere

Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar, Sunday, March 13, 2005

"...Club de Ville. You desperately want to bleed the lizard and they desperately want to butter up the kid..."

March 11, 2005 Column by The Luv Doc

SXSW Picks & Sleepers

Blurbing SXSW 04 music – Wednesday only

"...of fellow Detroiters the White Stripes, but their eponymous Lizard King release is some solid garage-inflected rock. There are..."

March 12, 2004 Music Feature

In His Own Words: Standiford Brags of Spineless, Gutless Insults and Rhetoric With Little-to-No Regard for the Truth and Facts Claiming Pompous Delusions of Grandeur and a Groundless Superiority Complex. How Can Anyone Argue?

"...then slammed into Mount Ararat" (which was just before Jesus saw his shadow and returned to the tomb for..."

Jan. 7, 2004 Postmarks

Page Two

In such intense and crazed times, film and music of soothe and feed the soul; SXSW 2003 provides plenty to feast on.

"...The Austin Lounge Lizards celebrate 20 years in Lizard Times Twenty: The Austin..."

March 7, 2003 Column by Louis Black

Dancing About Architecture

South by Southwest draws closer -- lots of news from SXSW 2001

"...the notoriously litigious Toho company, owners of the enormous lizard of the same name, and while publicist Tammy Blevins..."

Feb. 16, 2001 Music Column by Ken Lieck

Esther's All-Stars

"...behind the monster known as Ronnie Velveeta, a lounge lizard so hip they had to open up a club..."

July 30, 1999 Arts Feature by J. C. Shakespeare

Reissues

"...of the White Album as well as ancestors of Jesus Christ Superstar's Broadway rock, an area Simon has returned..."

Dec. 12, 1997 Music Feature

ScanLines

Doing the Dilbert Shuffle Dilbert Corporate Shuffle

"...-- is that a coffin? -- and it says, "Jesus HATES you; and so DO I." Brrr...."

Oct. 3, 1997 Screens Feature

Best of Print 1995

Words: Printed, Spoken, and Painted

"...* Letter to the Lizard King by Chuck Taylor. These are the choices, kids...."

Jan. 5, 1996 Books Feature

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