Is That Really What You Want to Call It?

Fox affection pundit describes a common act but has no idea what she just said.

Oh Fox News, every now and again you air something that is just too good to be true! I wonder if Michelle is as toppy as I think she is?

To quote my girlfriend, "Our first openly fisting president!" Hee hee hee hee.

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