Pink Glocks???

UPDATE
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Wake up, America! Bill O'RLY warns that lesbian gangs are taking over the nation. And his fancy, dandy Fox crime analyst (nice lavender touch, Rod!) confirms that, "These are lesbians that actually carry pink pistols. That's 9 millimeter Glocks."

I'm thinking the good detective misheard this. Glocks? Packing glocks? I could see how he could be mistaken. Perhaps what he heard only sounded like "glocks." And that measure sounds dubious, as well: 9 mm? Nine inches, maybe.

Now, you can rest assured that if there were an underground lesbian movement going on, your friendly neighborhood Gay Place would have it's fingers all up on that femoral, and you'd be the first to know, cuz we'd be the first to arm ya … I mean tell ya.

Don't know about no GTOs or DTOs, but I gotta group called BOBFs I'd like to bring to Bill's attention. Me and my 9-inch "GL"ock.

Sara Warn at After Ellen is already all over this, with a great link to the original transcript. (Hint: Fodder for next Camp Camp?)

Thanks to reader Justin Ward for the head's up.

So after a bit of GP Web searchery, we found some pretty funny stuff. Searching "DTO," or "Dykes Taking Over," pretty much all of the links spin out of O'Reilly. There doesn't seem to be much in the way of outside confirmation beyond that.

Unsatisfied, we took our quest to the most credible source for all groups underground: MySpace. Any self-respecting lezbo junta would have a MySpace page, no?

We found some pink glocks, all right: right here. And here. And here. Yeah. Scary. Next they'll be broadcasting the rape and pillage of Lake Travis after Camp Camp gets through with it.

Tres dangereux!