Mr. Smarty Pants
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Feb. 5, 1999
The serial number of the first B-2 bomber prototype (82-1066) was chosen to honor the Battle of Hastings, which was fought in England in 1066. In the battle, Saxons led by King Harold II were defeated by a French force led by William, Duke of Normandy (later William the Conqueror).
The phrase "President Clinton of the U.S.A." can be rearranged into "To copulate, he finds interns."
Texas' second governor, George T. Wood (1847-49) refused to wear socks to his inauguration and remained dogged about going sockless for the duration of his administration.
By her own admission, Cokie Roberts makes chopped liver with a little Tabasco sauce and cognac.
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