As If High School Isn't Tough Enough Already Without a Chainsaw for an Arm?

Ninja bloodbath

"...guillotine-wielding, yakuza patriarch. And with a puddle of human urine, she electrocutes the yakuza family’s matriarch. (Makes sense to..."

June 5, 2008 Screens Post by Ashley Moreno

Puppy Mill: Cuteness Kills!

No one ever said we needed more puppies!

"...They are bathed to clean off the feces and urine they have been living in during their brief lives..."

March 25, 2008 News Post by Wells Dunbar

Richard Kern's Daydream Nation

Richard Kern and Thurston Moore bed up together … again

"...loves young women, pantyhose, feet, and, occasionally, bowls of urine. Transgression, all right. His photography isn’t for everyone –..."

Feb. 7, 2008 Music Post by Darcie Stevens

After a Fashion

Your Style Avatar kisses and makes up with a certain Downtown club

"...had washed away all the smells of vomit and urine. So indeed, I was much happier with Vicci this..."

Dec. 21, 2007 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Human urine as the electrolyte solution, chocolate truffles for $250 per 1.9 ounces, and more

"...developed a biodegradable credit card-sized battery that uses human urine as the electrolyte solution. Its voltage is about the..."

Nov. 30, 2007 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Luv Doc Recommends: Master Pancake Theatre

Alamo Drafthouse at the Ritz, Friday, November 2, 2007

"...(without bitching about the parking, the smell of dried urine and vomit, or the Dawn of the Dead panhandlers)..."

Nov. 2, 2007 Column by The Luv Doc

TV Eye

Ellen DeGeneres makes me cry

"...on. He smelled of old sweat, car exhaust, and urine. He sat down and while no one said anything,..."

Oct. 26, 2007 Screens Column by Belinda Acosta

After a Fashion

Stephen goes alley-cattin' for real

"...trail leading into the alley where the stench of urine and vomit envelopes you like a fine cashmere coat...."

Oct. 5, 2007 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Is Joe on Steroids?

"...all, I don’t know if Airco periodically does random urine tests, but they should drop a bottle on Joe..."

Sept. 25, 2007 Postmarks

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

Urine + wheat = girl, and more

"...linked this to the higher level of estrogen in urine...."

Sept. 21, 2007 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

She Could Do No Wrong – Until Police Hauled Her off to Jail

Interim director of WilCo animal shelter charged with theft

"...post, shelter volunteers found dead animals decomposing in feces, urine, and blood. They reported the mess to the authorities,..."

Aug. 24, 2007 News Feature by Patricia J. Ruland

Damage Control at Shelter Raises More Dander

Animal shelter saga continues in Williamson County

"...of which was dead, surrounded by feces, blood, and urine-soaked litter pads -- which animal-rights advocates say were taken..."

July 27, 2007 News Feature by Patricia J. Ruland

Capitol Briefs

"...of parole on technical violations – say, a failed urine test for someone who is not supposed to touch..."

June 1, 2007 News Column

'Chronicle' Film Writers Conned by 'Grindhouse'

"...their way, they’d even pump in the odor of urine and vomit, charge 40 bucks for the "virtual experience,"..."

April 6, 2007 Postmarks

Hug

"...Listening to Hug will make your urine burn a little more than usual. The local porn..."

Feb. 2, 2007 Music Review by Austin Powell

WCL Championships or, Is It Manly to Cry If Chuck Norris Breaks Your Heart?

"...matches infinitely cooler. Make sure to “test” the fighter’s “urine” to make sure they “aren’t” using “steroids.” (Wink.) Sign..."

Jan. 26, 2007 Sports Post by Jeremy Martin

Holiday Wish Lists 2006

Give 'til it helps: Part 1

"...Sterile and nonsterile cups for urine specimens..."

Dec. 15, 2006 Features Feature

Feds Table New Drug Testing Guidelines

"...are drug tested using urinalysis – indeed, even traditional urine testing is not without problems since the tests can..."

Nov. 21, 2006 News Post by Jordan Smith

Luv Doc Recommends: Keepin' It Weird

Topfer Theatre at Zach, Thursday, September 14, 2006

"...without inhaling the stench of sweat, stale beer, and urine, you’re in luck: Dave Steakley at Zach Scott has..."

Sept. 15, 2006 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc Recommends: 2nd Annual Batfest

Congress Avenue Bridge, Saturday, September 2, 2006

"...buddies to kick you in the kidneys until your urine turns a luscious crimson, but that seems a little..."

Sept. 1, 2006 Column by The Luv Doc

To Your Health

Although hemp protein is by no means a perfect food, it is a valuable source of fiber, proteins, and essential fatty acids

"...brain chemistry with even small amounts of THC. Most urine tests detect only THC carboxylic acid (an inactive metabolite)..."

Aug. 11, 2006 Column by James Heffley, Ph.D.

After a Fashion

Stephen eats out. You can't take him anywhere.

"...claims that when Dubya travels abroad, his feces and urine are collected to prevent any foreign power from examining..."

July 14, 2006 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

To Your Health

Hypokalemia and regulating potassium levels

"...increase the excretion of water and salts in the urine, often used to treat high blood pressure. If you..."

June 30, 2006 Column by James Heffley, Ph.D.

After a Fashion

Stephen goes to the Texas Film Hall of Fame and tells who was dripping in what

"...– not by lying, not by injections of cow urine, not by surgery, but by joining MySpace (www.myspace.com/mrmoser1). Be..."

March 17, 2006 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Urinetown: The Musical

'Urinetown: The Musical' may wallow in a sordid premise and have an awful title, but Zach's production is always making you happy, if not downright giddy

"...Urinetown: The Musical..."

Feb. 10, 2006 Arts Review by Robert Faires

What Killed Michael Clark?

The official Travis Co. autopsy doesn't tell the whole story

"...cocaine in his bloodstream, only its metabolite in his urine, meaning he wasn't under the influence of cocaine at..."

Dec. 2, 2005 News Feature by Jordan Smith

Trouble at the ME's Office

"..."small segment of penis" and a small amount of urine in the bladder that he matched to Daniels. Unfortunately,..."

Dec. 2, 2005 News Feature by Jordan Smith

To Your Health

Is erythritol a natural sweetener, and how does it compare in safety to sucralose?

"...attraction of erythritol is that it is excreted in urine relatively unchanged, rather than being used for energy, so..."

Oct. 28, 2005 Column by James Heffley, Ph.D.

Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll

Portraying the radical bastards of Eric Bogosian's one-man show 'Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll,' Ken Webster is a babbling bear on crystal meth

"...from the early 1990s. You can almost smell the urine and feel the sewer-water spray of a corroded New..."

Oct. 14, 2005 Arts Review by Patti Hadad

Back to the Grind House

On the occasion of QT 6, an ode to the demented poetry of triple bills in iniquitous theatres

"...almost never went to these theatres. They smelled of urine. You'd get hit on by hustlers. Neither of us..."

Sept. 16, 2005 Screens Feature by Louis Black

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