The AggreGAYtor: September 28

Fetish wear: new from the shops at Target (by target.com)

Chris Kluwe shakes them haters off, JK Rowling tries a little tenderness, and Honey Boo Boo’s love is the drug. Today’s AggreGAYtor is playing musical chairs.

• New York issues meningitis health alert to MSMs and, uh, gay guys.

• Minnesota Viking’s über-ally Chris Kluwe is taking homophobic hate mail in stride.

• Speaking of allies, smoldering rugger bugger Ben Cohen launches anti-homophobia magazine.

• Yunel Escobar, failed Covergirl Shadowblast shill, is greeted with boos upon returning to baseball.

• Continuing in the wide world of sports, students at the University of Virginia inject no homo into their fight song.

• Irrepressible scamp Bryan Fischer warns that pedophilia will be on the rise because of the DADT repeal. The AggreGAYtor is shocked to find out they now allow children to enlist.

• Wealthy muggle JK Rowling’s new book amps up the queer.

• If you want to start your weekend with your faith in humanity destroyed, mosey on to nohomophobes.com for a real-time log of homophobic tweets. TGIF!

• Macerated prune Linda Harvey blames gay rights for economic collapse, accuses gays of being the “rotten fruit of ungodly values.” The AggreGAYtor mulls over including that phrase in his byline.

• This is Jimmy Jam. Jimmy Jam thinks he can convert lesbians. Jimmy Jam is wrong.

• Target introduces bondage suit for the thrifty fetishist.

• Kinsey fellow Honey Boo Boo reveals the findings from her year’s long survey of human sexuality.

• Barney Frank was not impressed by pot brownies.

• Former Chick-fil-A employee speaks out against company.

• Gays and lesbians buy things says marketing experts.

• Charlie Walker, the Nebraskan lesbian who cried wolf, is on trial for hate-crime shenanigans.

• k.d. lang, star of the best magazine cover of all time, splits with long-time partner.

• Gay dating app takes Facebook to task for gay squeamishness.

• Celebrated Olympic track star Paul Ryan thinks gay marriage is not an American value.

• Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick is fighting ruling in inmate gender reassignment surgery case.

• Michele Bachmann, America’s most prolific storyteller, is going down.

• Richland Hills woman who choked gay neighbor may face hate-crime charges.

• GetEqual will be holding a March Against Hate this Saturday in response to Pride weekend bashing.

• You go, Austin City Council!