Sticky & Sweet, Oh Yeah... Bang a Mom...

Leave Madonna alone! Mwah!

Frenching le French.
Frenching le French.

Everybody's wetting their pants over Madge's latest snog. As with Brit's VMA thingy, the fur is flying, from excitement and titillation to eyerolls and stone-casting. Oh, such dogpile cynicism.

Madonna kissed someone onstage.

NBD, n'est-ce pas?

Perhaps, they were simply exchanging a piece of hardtack.

I dunno, I thought it was kinda sweet.

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