Crush o' the Week
Getty luvs Doogie.
By Kate Getty, 9:37PM, Wed. May 2, 2007
Doogie Howser. The Neil Patrick Harris, only because, on a whim, rerenting Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle is a good idea, if only to catch the ever-ironic "I Love Pussy" monologue given by the then-not-so-out film star. It's brilliant tongue-in-cheek.
Transcription, for the record books:
Kumar: Gotta ask ya Neil, you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show.
Kumar: Even the chick who played the hot nurse?
NPH: No. I didn't go all the way with her.
[Later]
NPH: Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy. It's a fuckin' sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get us some poon-tang. Then, we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar: Neil, you don't understand, we've been craving these burgers all night.
NPH: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers. Come on, dudes. Let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works with strippers. Lap-Da-aance.
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