Blasphamers!
Attic Ted is going to hell in a hell-shaped handbasket.
By Audra Schroeder, 3:18PM, Fri. Dec. 21, 2007
San Marcos organ grinders Attic Ted perform their annual "Mary's Little Secret" holiday opera, a musical tale of a virgin who not so immaculately gives birth to a little baby Jesus, tomorrow night at the Triple Crown, and apparently some of the locals don't cotton to their degenerate ways.
As you'll see from the poster on the right, someone thought long and hard about this, but not about spellcheck.
Hoax? Joke? I don't know ... some of those dark corners of small town Texas sure harbor scary folk. Either way, go check it out because Attic Ted is one of the most underrated local bands. Starts at the demonic hour of midnight.
Then, feel free to burn in hell.
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