I Sh!t You Not: Clapping Gypsies

Frankie tells how she was wilded by clapping Gypsies in Florence, Italy

The inaugural episode of what the LuvDoc hopes to be a long-running series.

Disclaimer: These stories are in the classic oral tradition and therefore may or may not be complete, utter bullshit. However, the operative assumption is that they are true. Dude, I shit you not.

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KEYWORDS FOR THIS POST

Florence, Gypsies, dine and dash, Knocked out

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