Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
The state of oil and doggie doppelgängers
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows is a weekly humor/trivia column by R.U. Steinberg that has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since September 1988.
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Mr. Smarty Pants, Dec. 1, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Avoiding la guillotine, and catching up with Van Hawk
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 24, 2006
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Idi Amin's musical aspirations and the death of cursive
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 17, 2006
Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Peppermint Patty's broken home, and the sperm vs. hair debate rages on
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 10, 2006
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Howdy Doody's double and when to spank a monkey
Mr. Smarty Pants, Nov. 3, 2006
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In 1970, breaking up was easy to do
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 27, 2006
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The origins of the Purple One and Clark Kent's raison d'être
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 20, 2006
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Royal tattoos, and the award for tallest actor goes to ...
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 13, 2006
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Dancing from Canada to Austin, and where not to tether a pregnant pig
Mr. Smarty Pants, Oct. 6, 2006
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The president pushes the button ... the Fresca button
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 29, 2006
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No feeding the poor in Vegas, and a history of the avocado
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 22, 2006
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What exactly does that "J" stand for in Michael J. Fox?
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 15, 2006
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The bikes for weapons program takes off in Congo
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 8, 2006
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John Wayne dies and dies again, and regression on the gas-mileage front
Mr. Smarty Pants, Sept. 1, 2006
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Charles Lindbergh's Lindy and Fred MacMurray's Marvel
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 25, 2006
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The politics of Fluffernutter and Dylan channels the Everly Brothers
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 18, 2006
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Keeping Ronald Reagan moving
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 11, 2006
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Kickin' it at fairy camp and where to send your salami
Mr. Smarty Pants, Aug. 4, 2006
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Asian women using skin whiteners; polygamy now more popular than ever
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 28, 2006
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Try Domino's reindeer sausage pizza ... in Iceland.
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 21, 2006
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Neuroses aren't so sexy after all
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 14, 2006
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Ancient wines, the Texas Whip, and the truth about tequila
Mr. Smarty Pants, July 7, 2006
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Deadly doctors and dentists' drills
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 30, 2006
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Deadly doctors and dentists' drills
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 23, 2006
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Prison populations and a Polish pope
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 16, 2006
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Prison populations and a Polish pope
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 9, 2006
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Pat Robertson pumps ungodly amounts of iron, rumba for women's rights, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, June 2, 2006
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The ever-dapper Teddy Roosevelt, the "no-mow" movement, and more
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 26, 2006
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Simian septuagenarians
Mr. Smarty Pants, May 19, 2006
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Puggles, Labradoodles, and Christopher Columbus
