Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Eggplants, fountain pens, and gas, oh my!
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Oct. 10, 2008

Never loan your fountain pen to someone else. The nib adjusts to the normal pressure you use, and if you let someone else use it, the nib can get messed up.
As of August 2008, gas in Russia was running at $3.83 per gallon.
An episode of The Simpsons in syndication may have a different intro skit part where they all run to the couch than the intro skit part when the episode originally aired.
Sinéad O'Connor used to be a singing kissogram French maid in Dublin.