Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Howdy Doody's double and when to spank a monkey
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Nov. 3, 2006

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Labonotation is the shorthand used by dancers to describe what steps to take.According to the National Retail Foundation, Americans spent nearly $5 billion on Halloween this year. In contrast, the total spending for Republicans and Democrats in this year's midterm elections is more than $1 billion.
Never spank a monkey. Because it will teach the monkey it is OK to hit.