Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
By Mr. Smarty Pants, Fri., Aug. 27, 2004

Law enforcement is now using a product from New Zealand called Skunk Shot to scare off drug users and prostitutes who frequent condemned buildings. Originally intended as a cat and dog repellent, the gel-like product contains synthetic skunk oil.
According to NASA, an average of one nonfunctional spacecraft, launch vehicle, or other piece of cataloged debris has fallen to Earth every day for more than 40 years.
According to author Christoph Luxenberg, due to a possible mistranslation of the Koran (if one were to read certain words as Syriac instead of Arabic), the "virgins" some terrorists believe they will be rewarded with in paradise may be "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" instead.
Scientists think Antarctica's Lake Vostok may have two distinct ecosystems. Lake Vostok has been isolated for 20 million years.