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According to Heloise, when moving to a new home, it's best to introduce cats to one room at a time.

The character Ben Grimm -- otherwise known as the Thing (of Fantastic Four comic book fame) -- is Jewish, and artist Jack Kirby once drew him with a yarmulke and prayer shawl.

The National Institute of Standards and Technology is developing a new atomic clock that will measure a Mercury ion that cycles one quadrillion times a second.

Italy's Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is a botanical buff.

Doing the tarantella used to be a privilege reserved only for Mafia godfathers.

Happy 14th birthday to me! Mr. Smarty Pants Knows has appeared weekly in The Austin Chronicle since Sept. 23, 1988.

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