The Luv Doc

A torturously midrangey Bluetooth speaker

Drunken Noodle got taken off the menu

The more you know, the more you realize you don’t know

Let’s not waste Time and Energy on Jeffrey Epstein

The Luv Doc HATES cold water

A wickedly entertaining satire on the decline of American intelligence

Nobody likes infatuation

A lose-win scenario is the next best thing to a win-win scenario, isn’t it?

You’re probably going to have to make a lot of apologies

Mickey’s Big Mouths are sort of the perfect trailer park beverage

Use your pie hole for its intended purpose

No self-respecting reptile would spend more than a few minutes in Barton Springs